[Predict The Main Event Winner]

Cunningham

[The Cards Aren't Working For Daniel Right Now]

the guy is like a fcking roller coaster. He must have the psyche of a monk to handle the crazy swings that come from playing his style. Thats why he'll go like a year with no final table and then win 2 wpt events in a month...

[What Is The Site With The Rankings?]

thehendonmob.com

[Dn's Table On Day 3]

I have a bet going with this kid that phil ivey does not finish itm. 2-1 odds. Phil Ivey has 20K in chips.

[Kk On Pstars Is Cursed]

variance... although i lost with kk v. 66 and 88 tonight in 2 sngs... but whatever... cashed in 7 of 14 27turbs. i'll take that. 3 1st 3 2nd 1 3rd

[Go Dn Lol]

i bet you that 75% of this forum could beat the crap out of harry potter.

[The African American Advantage]

Not even a little bit?

i laughed a little. its racist, but a post similar to this making fun of white ppl would a little humourous too.

[Dn Has Stacks...]

See, in the hood they don't even start a new thread every time a young G gets a boner.

damn right. they just speak their mind wherever they end up speakin

[Dn Has Stacks...]

i am so obliterated right now been drinking or a while and lemme tell you this: people are ******* coated bastards with barsrard filling. dont believe me? just realth the thers. no listen up: women are no good either. they kill your bankroll. stay away from them. get a 6 string, maybe 3-4 six strings, get yourself s red bull and a bottle of water and quad table. thats how we do it in the hood.

[Daniel At The No-limit Hold'em Championship]

1st drink gin tonic about 2 shots... still pissed

[Daniel At The No-limit Hold'em Championship]

hopefully daniel can start using his monster stack to accumlate at the steady rate right to the final table. unlike me, how donks off a big chip lead with 100 ppl left in a 100+9 tourney where 45 ppl finish itm. i finished 53. kinda feels like being hit in the balls with a big baseball bat. time to go hit the bottle really really really hard. i'll be sending drunken updates on my evening on one of the forums look for them.

[Are You Serious]

I think you should try out chess... far fewer "bad beats". Poker is really only for the metally sick... like myself and a few other brave souls on this forum

[For The Long Time Posters In This Forum Only...]

yeah smash was funny. i think he got mad when the forums got overrun by a bunch of newbies once fcp became an online poker site

[Daniel At The No-limit Hold'em Championship]

Josh just doubled up so now he gots like 17,000Btw, anyone worried about DN having a TV table? Is this more pressure for him to make moves against rank amateurs, or will he thrive in the spotlight? Opinions like arseholes please.

Daniel has shown that he crumbles under pressure. Ever see the season of the WPT were he wins two titles?swhe treats it like a boxing match. He'll have control over the table the whole time. odds are good that he'll end today with a competitive stack

[Best Flop You Ever Had.....]

flopped quads once. since the dude was drawing dead on the flop, i would consider it the best flop i've ever had. Given, the flop only came in a $27 turb. My most profitable flop probably came in a 1-2 nlhe game... but i dont remember it.

[Rail If You Are Bored]

youuuuuu be smokin up on the trees, mon?

[What A Dork]

Okay..here is the million dollar question:if he had hid them up his azz like he was supposed to, would they have still confiscated them?That is right in chapter one of the Men the Master's guide to MTT cheating.Always hide them up your azz kids. Always.Live and learn.

nice hand , suh!

no the biggest waste of 10k is the guy who 7 mins in the tourney donk out thinking he had the str8 flush and all he had was 8 highLennox Lewis in the HouseThe tournament staff just gave a nice shoutout to Lennox Lewis, who is playing in the main event today. Lewis receives a standing ovation and says to field, "Let's get ready to rumble!" Lennox Lewis limps into a pot under the gun. Cecilia Mortensen rasies to $600 from the small blind. Lewis calls, and the flop comes 1082. Mortensen bets $1,050, Lewis makes it $3,000, and Mortensen comes back over the top and puts Lewis all-in for his last $2,000. Lewis shows AA, and Mortensen shows QQ. The 4 and the 10 hit the turn and river, no help to either player. Lewis doubles up to $11,300, and Moretensen is left with $14,000. lmao go lennox

It would be really funny if the actual cardplayer report had "lmao go lennox" written at the end of it...

[Espn Blurb About Daniel]

Daniel needs to make another video blog post about how he massacred the competition on day 1

[How Often Do Pro's Just Check It Down?]

how often to basketball players play good defense

[My Night Has Officially Been Made]

BigD would be upset...limp/calling that trash? The krablar is not pleased.

I busted the krabler once. it was awesome. i had 44 in the sb and he had a6 in the bb. it folded around to me. he had been pound my limps so i limped and he moved in, i called instantly. sure, he flopped A6J but the turn was 4 and that was the end of him!!

[I Know We Got Off On The Wrong Foot...]

am i the only one that finds that strategy moronic. best tourney strategy is +ev for yourself. only p*ssies try to slide into the money.

[What's The Longest You've Run Cold For?]

i play sngs. but the longest i ran cold for was like 2 months. i re evavluated my play, got better. got second at an mtt. and its been pretty decent since then. but the variance really depends on what you are playing. mtts, sngs, cash all are different,... i think

[Ron Jeremy's Is Bigger Than Hellmuths!]

patrick antonius looks like brad pitt.

[Dn Nipple's ?]

Diamond studded.

[No Dot Com Clothing]

I'd totally sport a shirt that said something like, "Allie sucks" or maybe just an armani suit...