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If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Scarlett Johansen and that model, the one Leonardo DiCaprio banged...I can't think of her name. And of course my lovely wife can come too...believe me, she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because, hey, it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.I'd like for Steve Martin to be funny again.
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This made me happy in the pants.A gun rack?A GUN RACK?!SHE-YAH-HAH! RIGHT!You don't even own A GUN, let alone MANY GUNS that would necessitate an entire rack.WHAT are YOU GONNA DO with a GUN RACK?! -
With news like Jaimie Lynn Spears getting pregnant, this movie is really gonna happen isn't it?I weep for the future...
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Tonight's the last episode of the season they've filmed so far. From what I've read so far, NBc isn't interested in picking it up for another season, but they may shop it around to others.Watch it tonight, it's good stuff.
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Intentional: I watched Spaceballs nearly everyday as a kid. Dumb and Dumber, Happy Gilmore, and Billy Madison found their way into my video store's vcr at least once a day. That was fantastic. Big Lebowski only gets better after repeated viewings for me. I've seen that one easily a hundred times. Unintentional: I'll always stop and watch Shawshank. Fortunately it's on repeat on TBS so I catch it a lot.
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Yep, pretty muchSan Diego - pretty close to perfection, depending on what kind of job you're looking for.
I lived there for two years. I didn't hate it, it was big, nice and fairly cheap for as metropolitian as it is. But I just love california too much to stay away too long.Consider Dallas. -
Yep, pretty muchSan Diego - pretty close to perfection, depending on what kind of job you're looking for.
I lived there for two years. I didn't hate it, it was big, nice and fairly cheap for as metropolitian as it is. But I just love california too much to stay away too long.Consider Dallas. -
I've been that guy several times. The three day old Kung Pau chicken Oceans 11 served me didn't help much either.I did leave a four hundred dollar winner tho...
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I know, I'm just poking my head around as I heard some of my things were for sale.5 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)5 Members: aadams_22, dereeekho, HangukMiguk, Buckeye Hughes, rickerlong time no see -
Not anymore, btu I'm on the same station as them. They're doing mornings here at Rock 105.3 in sunny San Diego. And yeah, there's a whole long and boring story (no where near as entertaining as Keith getting fired stories)Are you still on that show. I heard that when they left KSJO they were still going to be on in a different location.I like it how they end radio shows without warning the audience... it just isn't on the next day lol. It happened with the whole station... one day it was on... the next day it was oldies or something. -
hah...hi, that was me.I listened to this show when it was in SJ.Is ricker the one they made do all the crazy s_hit?I loved this show.
Yes, I can't believe HM found this photo. I attempted to remove my existence from onlineIs that Chris Cornell inthe middle ? Kewl !
Try a frozen one from either Claimjumper or Marie Calendars. Stick 'em in an oven for an hour and you've got yourself some golden deliciousness right there.Man I wish you could find a good take out place that had a decent lasagna. I would be on that like stink on you know. -
and it's already down...those fuckers work fast....<----Hightly jealous. It took me like 2 hours to download, but I wasn't going at max capacity. ISAC, so I dunno. Also, it was awesome. Also also: http://quicksilverscreen.com/watch?video=15477 I haven't tried that link past the first few seconds, but it seems like a good copy. -
apparently tonight's episode will be something special. It also is teetering on cancellation, so if you're not watching it, try it out tonight. It's seriosuly one of the best shows on TV right now
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I'm 100% behind you. Two things will always randomly remind me of this movie.This movie premiered on the same day I graduated high school.This movie also made me fall in love with Jennifer Love Hewitt.Then I met her three years later and she looked like dogshit completely ruining it for me. So that kinda sucked.This quote reminded me of another good teen comedy that flies under the radar."Can't Hardly Wait"Some great characters in there. The black dude who's name I forget, but he's absolutely hilarious. Seth Green is funny in there as well.Who's with me? -
I was reading about dark matter today and it occurred to me, isn't that sort of what Einstien was looking for in his cosmological constant?
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you guys are making wanna goto Taco Bell tonight instead of Chipotle...I don't think it'll happen tho.
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There's a variety of reasons, principle among them in San Diego is downed power lines.However there have been other fires out here that have been started by illegal aliens camping, lost hikers, lightening and arsonists.Here's a scary quiz: What is the most common reason for these fires? -
bummer dude...So, you up for a trip to Barona? I don't think it's on fire yet...Was evacuated from my place, as were my parents, likely that everything could be gone in the next few days. My buddy already lost his house and his dog. I'm shacked up in La Jolla for the time being. -
But that's precisely the point of her character. She's naive. She has no understanding of how relationships work whatsoever. She's spoiled and used to getting what she wanted through manipulation, threats and fear (can you tell I've dated a few of these girls?).Her saying "It's your daughter or me," is exactly the thing a young, spoiled, never been outside of her hometown, 22 year old would say. But then again, I might be thinking too much into it.As long as we're throwing in criticisms, I have to say that Kelly's character became basically unbelievable this past episode. Admittedly it isn't as ridiculous as Michael not understanding bankruptcy, but the thing about people like Kelly is that they delude themselves into believing they aren't unreasonable and completely self-obsessed. The problem with this last episode is Kelly committing basically a cardinal dating sin: if you are dating someone with a child, you NEVER face them with the ultimatum of choosing between you or that child. Not even someone as deluded as Kelly would be able to really do that without seeing herself as a complete bitch. -
incorrect usage of their/there/they're makes me want to stab people in their appendix.Well done there, Ricker. Glad somebody pointed all that out. -
that's because you used the incorrect their. "To Each their own"lol to each there ownThat saying looks more wierd typed out then said lol.
Get better before you submit anything to talent agencies/contests. Common grammar mistakes will kill a reader's interest faster than a shitty plotThanks, I appreciate it.I am in no way an english major, but I love writing and have alot of ideas for movies/tv, so with a little (Ok maybe more then a little lol) help from an editor, I should be ok. -
theres so many great things about this episode i dont know where to start. how about Dwight growing "hemp"
I've only seen 22 minutes of the episode so far...and I could not agree with you guys more.Tonights episode is an emmy winner. -
they didnt marry, they got engaged, but then they actually broke up over the summer breakAnd she married Chase in real life. Can you imagine putting up with that accent?Nice job with the eyebrow comment in rylands thread. -
I feel the exact same way. I imagine it's something analogous to having sex with a really ugly dirty hooker. You know it's bad for you, but you just can't help it.I was expecting it to be absolute horse manure but I found myself laughing a few times. It will probably be the show I get into and am most embarrassed about watching.
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The only thing that made this movie watchable was the contemporary Goofy instruction type cartoon about hooking up your entertainment system.Absolutely fantastic.