Spademan
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McGregor looked like a ****ing Ethiopian at weigh ins.
I genuinely thought that, at some point, Rick Grimes was going to come into screen and put a knife in Connors temple.
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I don't care who you are, you don't want Maia on top of you.
Speak for yourself.
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So you'll bang my wife, then?
I love the concept, but I hated the follow through. I watched the first two episodes they released for it, but I think I'm out.
Yeah, I watched the first episode and meh'd.
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Oh, btw, the airport thing is something I always do when people ask for no spoilers. I say "he/she/they make it to the airport in time at the end".
I don't remember where I got it from. Some stupid movie I think.
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Uh, it's not like this is a state secret #TeamLukeCage
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And the sex scenes are super hot.
Cuck detected.
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I think she's more like a gender inversion of the typical male noir Private Investigator, with really deep psycho-sexual scars.
Yeah. I think this was a really tough cast, because there are very few beautiful actresses who can pull this character off convincingly. This actress being too obvious "I'm so tough and DGAF, look, you can tell by my pouting" wasn't bad enough that I didn't finish the series, but I did cringe from time to time.
Not like they were going to get one of the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo actresses or something, so got to take what you can get.
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Yeah, it's Jane.
Jessica makes it to the airport in the last episode, saving the day.
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Rousey's involvement with him is some pre-fame loyalty thing, not a deliberate decision to find the best camp. His involvement in the fight game seems to be some kind of ethnocentric thing with Armenian fighters, not as a high caliber operator.
Rousey is his meal ticket. He is nothing without her. She only gets better without him.
Did her mother say something like this? Because if so, her mother is correct.
Pretty much exactly this. Loyalty, uses her to gain customers, he's garbage and all of that.
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Holy shit.
Holly made Rousey look like a child.
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Hey Hamza!
Nice to meet you friend.
Can you please help me Influence Inane Posters on How Not To Spam Me with Stupid Shit?
Thanks!
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God dammit. I got to thinking about it again after being reminded of it.
The longer I think about it the more stupid it is.
I mean, FUCK. If I were to make a list of things ANYONE would do in that scenario, what he did would be somewhere around second to last.
Some highlights of the list might be,
#1. Walk up and use the staff in your hand lengthwise to push/strike zombies face, protecting Morgan easily and safely.
#56. Take a running start and jump kick the zombie with both feet, screaming, "DO YOU SMEEELLLL.... WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!"
#128. Drag Morgan around from behind, keeping him just out of reach of the zombie. Finally, after a few minutes, lay Morgan down and try to distract the zombie from eating him by exposing your penis and masturbating loudly in the zombies general direction. After ejaculating, kill the zombie with brutal elbows. Spread the zombies viscera about your body, then masturbate to completion again while looking Morgan directly in the eye.
#201. Watch as Morgan dies. Contemplate on the nature of insanity, on the nature of the world as it is, on futility, and life, and on death. Then kill the zombie and masturbate in his viscera. Ejaculate on Moran's corpse.
#89,939. Grab Morgan and swing him around behind you, turning around in the process, then stand there with your back placed in front of the zombies mouth. Continue standing there until you are bitten.
#89,940. Run up and protect Morgan by shoving your forearm directly into the zombies mouth, allowing him to feed upon you so that Morgan has time to regain his senses and escape.
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#9 http://www.funnyordi...d=34ynfc.nxkrxb
They seriously need to start killing more characters. Too many of them now. I don't know who half these people are.
Heh.
And yeah, a reaping would be in order.
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Shame, I love watching Matt Brown. He's a superhero whose power is the ability to take a god damn beating and still keep coming to try to kill you.
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Fuck.
Just use your fucking staff, which you are extremely proficient with, to, like, fucking gently push the ambling fucking mindless fucking zombie away from the guy. Why the fuck would you instead grab him sloppily and throw him out of the way sloppily while turning your fucking back into the mouth of the ambling fucking mindless zombie?
Fuck, I'm not sure how much more of that kind of shit I can take. Lazy fucking writing/directing stupid fucking shit. Fuck you.
I swear if I were like, an actor on that show even, that shit would not fly.
"Nope."
What?
"No. You've given me a character with a particular skill-set. Not even an idiot without that skill-set would do that. Think of something else or you have me die off screen or something. I'm not doing that."
Look, we...
"No. This is not a discussion. I'm not doing that. I could calmly walk up and put my staff in its mouth. I don't even need to fight it or do anything else. I could literally just walk up and put my staff in his mouth, and make funny noises as I held it at bay. Like a big brother putting his hand on his little brothers head and holding him at arms length as the little brother flails away hilariously. I could do pretty much that exact thing. Just put my staff in its fucking mouth and laugh.
I'm not going to fucking ignore the staff - in my god damn hand - I've trained with all this time, push that fucking dumbass out of the way and turn my back into that slow moving zombies mouth. That isn't going to happen. Come up with something else.
I'll be in my trailer."
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Pretty sure he loses the hand, because he lost it in the comics I think.
On another note, the biggest thing that takes me out of the show are ninja zombie attacks. Like, at one point in this episode, I think after the black townsman got shot in the leg by the other townsman, they (including Black female ninja and Asian ninja) fight off a few zombies. Then, they're standing there looking at the guy with the shot leg and BOOM, out of nowhere a fucking zombie teleported in and bit the white townsman in the back.
That is just... so fucking stupid. There is absolutely no chance, ZERO CHANCE, Asian Ninja and Black female ninja don't see a fucking zombie walking up there. There is NO CHANCE of that happening. It's super annoying to have characters that can traverse cities full of zombies, kill a trillion by hand, walk among them with pet zombies chained to you for shits and giggles, set up that they have become special forces of this lifestyle - then have a zombie sneak up on them in the woods. Head on a swivel would never, ever stop while in the open.
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Nope, he isn't.
Guaranteed.
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Yeah, last two episodes have kinda had some heat.
First time I've watched it a long time with any more than a "nothing better to do right this second, I guess" attitude.
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I have to take the mother and grandmother stuff with a grain of salt. For all I know his 94 year old grandma is a 94 year old virulent racist who is a god soaked nutter. Who knows how terrible his mother and grandmother are. Being related does not equal "deserves money" or even attention from a family member.
That's ridiculous.
However, how he's handled some fighters, GSP being the biggest example, definitely shows some sociopathic indications.
"I'm hurt and maybe brain damaged and am having family issues and literally can't form a coherent thought right now because of my brain not working right."
"U NEED TO FITE FOR ME AND THE FANS YOU PUSSIIII GET IN THERE YOU FOGGOT!"
Pretty telling.
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I thought the season was pretty garbage, and I'd be ok if they just shut it down.
If they just shut the whole god damn thing down.
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i was gonna take bethe.
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You don't think her "I can do everything a man can do" is shtick (meaning gimmicky)?
Naw, I haven't felt that it has gone over the top. Not that it might not become an issue if they up that game a bit, but other than that one "if I were a man" comment, I can't recall one instance where she was clearly harping on any sort of systemic feminist issue. And even on that point she was immediately refuted.
The only other gender thing I recall she brought up was why she carries knives, and that was explicitly because she couldn't do something a man can do.
It's possible I missed other instances somehow, but just because she does "man" stuff like **** em and leave em, watches porn and acts tough doesn't make her a hyper-feminist.
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I'm bored by the hyper-feminist "double standard" deflections of BendsHerKneedes.
I'm not sure you know what "hyper" means.
Also, changing the characters name to "reference for blowjob" while harping on her "hyper-feminism" is ****ing stupid.
Don't annoy me, I'm the kinder, gentler Spademan.
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We also better at least get a butt shot of McAdams. Don't paint as her promiscuous and only give us that first scene taste
I would very much like to lance McAdams to a wall with my penis.
With her permission, of course.
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