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Yeah I got a bottle of weller 151 and some ******* was like "I'll give you $60 for it" and I was like naaaahhh and then some black guy came up and was like "Frau gave me her resume" and I was like you interviewed her before you even saw it? Bro... I don't know what's going on but I'm at least caught up. I've liked hanks posts the most, as usual. Followed by Ron.

Obama, obviously.

I stopped catching up at July 11th. It's at least the 20th right? Whatever. I'm drunk. Thera get a good window unit, 150 is cheap. So worth it for a cool nights sleep. And yes I'm jealous of central air. Hope nobody's dead. And speaking of the most likely candidate, essay, you have to go for numbers on tinder. Talk to a lot of girls. One goes cold, no worries, on to the next. I know it's hard, but simple conversation is easy, even for you. Fades happen all the time, lots of times when it has nothing to do with you. Please, just keep trying. Look dude, I've got a hot Hispanic chick an

And on his 18th birthday he found out it wasn't hiiiiiiis. Yeah hank, no roof but be don't need one woooooo

Strat, just once I want you to make a rash, bold decision and do something fun. Just get the king. Spend 1,500. You're gonna die soon anyways. Don't let the government get it.

I'll take three. Seriously though hank, phew, primo stuff. Might puke. Grande loco mue bueno dios mio.

Oh, forgot to mention. I was cutting grass yesterday and ran over the concrete base of my basketball goal and bent a mower blade. Bought new ones today. Apparently you can't just replace one or they'll get off balance. Doing that tomorrow. Have to take the whole damn deck off. Even though he didn't tell me how to do it, I'll still give beans credit for getting me to take care of it on my own. I miss that insane alcoholic.

Oh also we now have a cat and a rabbit. The rabbit was a surprise to me. She came home from a friends place with it. Fun times. I like it though. Pets suit me. Hey hank, I'm on our funsies. Looks like crushed up pearls. Yaaaay vacation

Floppy floppy flop flop

My girlfriend's panties need flood insurance for when I take off my shirt. Speaking of her, I got her an automatic nerf gun for her birthday this week. She just shot me in the eye. It hurts.

This was excellent. Ron has a dysfunctional penis and is a homosexual.

Well I HATE air mattresses so that's good to know. Drinking beer now. Half drunk. Vacations rule.

What about those sleep number jobs? I've recently come to realize that I need a firm mattress to keep my back from hurting but the old lady likes a very plush one. Not sure if that would be a good option or not. I've been on vacation since Thursday. Came back from the beach yesterday. We had a long list of all this stuff to do and ended up drinking at night and laying in bed all day instead of doing any of the plans. It was glorious. Made friends with a black couple at the bar on the 4th. I think I'm an honorary black guy now. And yes, lady and I are still going strong. Probably a ri

Yeah if I get back to that store and they still have them I'll get more. 9.5 is pretty high for my mass consumption sensibilities though. On an undercover investigation shut down ale now. This son of a bitch is delicious.

Girlfriend and I still doing well. Not engaged yet but possible in the decently near future. Roof in tact but god damn we had a storm yesterday that tested it. 70mph winds if it was 5. Land situation still unsolved. Couldn't get the easement so no bank loan plus I'm in a constant state of threatened layoff. And yes as miserable at work as I've been for a long time. So very few jobs out there to even apply for and when I do I get nothing. No coke in quite some time unfortunately. Why you got some? The last question will remain unanswered. I'm a gentleman. Strange though, I thought I've bee

No you don't

Hey beer folks: I just went to my local Fresh Market and they had a stack of Stones Enjoy By 7-4-15. Is this the fancy hard to find stuff I've heard you guys talking about? Should I get more? Just got one six pack as of now

Now go get your ****in shine box!

Sure it's still in better shape than mine

So much pussy too

Can you find an older Chrysler of some kind? Maybe a jeep? Super reliable.

Jesus napas night just depressed me

HIGH FIVE

$69? Do they not have walmarts in Florida?

Well that would all be using the assumption that I've actually asked them if I could do it myself, which would be an incorrect assumption. But I did call them today to ask about adjusting my bill and said I did the recent repair myself and she said that was ok. Didn't ask about hooking up to the main line though, which could be a different story Id imagine. Guess I should ask first huh. But that is an excellent idea on the bum front. Though there's about a 50% chance I get laid off tomorrow so I can just skip the middle man and be the bum.