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what? every thing we read on the internet isn't true? i'm fucked...but seriously ......... PLEASE !!!!!!! i need a new yahoo pool buddy. if some one wants to play please send me a pm and i'll send you my sign in name. thanks.as i said, ZERO. except for what i read on the internets. sometimes the magical tubes lie, though. -
don't make me hit youEven if they were both brown... -
my ex's favorite out fit when we got married was a pair of ugly green corduroids (sp?) and a purple flannel shirt. to this day he insists they were both brown. i get a headache just thinking about it.Try not being color blind and arguing with someone for an hour over whether the UPS truck is brown or green. I mean, seriously, if the truck was green then the slogan "What can Brown do for you" wouldn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense would it?
really? what is it you think you know about me?tater, it's funnier because i know 0 about you. -
nopejust deprivedSt. Idaho -
such jokes are only funny if there is an once of possible truth to it. since i am probably as close to a virgin as a 31 year old mother could be, it just comes across as illinformed. unless ofcourse you are going for angle of making a joke by implying something that is completely the opposite of what is true or necessary such as when you tell your negro freinds to use plenty of sunblock. if that is the case then ... bravo.judges' ruling? -
i'd take the forkYeah, this Nerina Pallot chick is godawful, but all we have is a minidisc player so it's either her, KT Tunstall, or tearing out my eardrums with a fork. The last option seems more appealing with every 9 hour shift I complete. -
vrey ture iedendAoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. -
pervyes. i would mind very much.i like it wet. -
i genuinely feel sorry for youI think about Miss Idaho about 5-7 times a day, mainly because there is a song about Idaho that plays roughly once every 1.5 hours in the cafe I work at. -
Yes because i must natrually be promising some sort of sexual show via webcam .... and not just suggesting the use of the webcam and mic and my computer to have an actual face to face conversation while we shoot pool.your mother would be proud. unless she's dead. in that case she'd just be dead. -
would you mind rolling up my car windows, it's starting to rainbecause i'm standing outside your window right now?:shrug: -
i've made this request before but i'm gonna make it againif anyone has yahoo messenger or is willing to download it, i am looking for some one to online pool with. i'll be uplate tonight and would like to play a few games. pleeeeeeeaaaassseeee ..... i'll even turn on the webcam
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yes why?Am I the only one who finds this ironic? -
you've really been on fire latelyit's kinda sexyall lefthanded and redheaded people should be marched into the ocean to die, or at the very least, kept in camps. i still haven't figured out how the jews got blamed instead of the lefties, with your goddamn inefficient need for specialized products. -
it's a coded message from the CIA. you're being recruited.No ads, nothing for sale, no links, just a giant brain fart.Now and then, a prime minister finds subtle faults with the warranty. A blood clot is resplendent. Furthermore, a carpet tack starts reminiscing about lost glory, and a tripod often throws a wedding dress toward a grain of sand at a blithe spirit.A chain saw Most people believe that the cheese wheel satiates an abstraction living with a senator, but they need to remember how carelessly the fat scythe returns home. If the carpet tack living with an earring negotiates a prenuptial agreement with the bowling ball, then a tripod for a tape recorder ceases to exist. A parking lot avoids contact with a flabby girl scout. When a submarine for the fighter pilot is knowingly Alaskan, a vacuum cleaner pees on a football team for some mating ritual. If a statesmanlike briar patch underhandedly avoids contact with the dolphin, then the proverbial dolphin reads a magazine.An unstable nationFurthermore, a short order cook beyond the bartender wakes up, and a college-educated blithe spirit secretly admires a traffic light. For example, the treacherous dolphin indicates that a mating ritual can be kind to a linguistic mating ritual. Indeed, the federal crank case makes a truce with a girl scout. Most people believe that a skinny polar bear dances with another wheelbarrow beyond a short order cook, but they need to remember how almost a twisted submarine gets stinking drunk. A CEO from the ball bearing avoids contact with a skyscraper from a jersey cow. -
a simple, "i know. i've been holding my breath." with an annoyed shake of the head will get the point across that you are not the culprit.So, I just went to use the public restroom, and when I walked in, it smelled like some serious pooping had just been going on. So I hold my breath, pee in the urinal, and proceed to wash my hands. (I may or may not've gotten some back splatter on my hands) Anyway, as I'm washing up, someone comes in and makes that "GODDAMN, WHO DIED IN HERE" face. Now, he's looking at me like I just dumped my brains out.the question is:Do I go into a whole song and dance about how it stunk when I got in there, and joke about how someone should've removed the gerbil from their butt after it died or just wash my hands and leave?This is the stuff that runs through my head constantly -
do typos couint?i have to hit edit atleast 3 time safter every post
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i hope noti kinda like him. he's like a little puppy that jumps from thread to thread humping the legs of anyone with more than 1000 posts. although at times annoying he is essentially harmless and and can be downright adorable when needed. unlike DDIM who takes pride in the ritualistic torment of mundane and useless posters that crowd general. they both serve there purposes and have a place at fcpHaven't seen a post from Jmoney within the past hour or so.. Is there a chance he's..... gone?
you always give me that warm fuzzy feelingdown there tooOh- baby now let's get down tonight.Baby, I'm hot just like your oven.Oh- I need your lovin'And baby, I can't hold it much longerNow it's getting stronger and strongerAnd when I get that feelingI need a sexual healing, sexual healingAnd makes me feel so fineAnd helps to release the mindSexual healing, is good for meSexual healing is something that's very good for me -
why can't they all just get alongso many hatefilled sandwiches being eaten in here. -
please stalk me
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ewwWWWWWWthe receptionist was away from her desk goofing around this morning and our printer came in to deliver envelopes. after i had to sign for them the delivery lady left a bag of candy for the receptionist. the bag of candy is now in my desk drawer. she should have been at her desk doing her job.From a leftie, no.Touching hands with someone who most probably pleasured themselves in the last 24 hrs with the same hand and soon after eating a donut with same hand is just bothersome. -
good morningecon was my favorite first semester coursecoffee time
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good night Zimm
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Andy Dufresneor "Red" if you want to be very obscure.
I get it and you don't ...nanny nanny nanny nannyI don't get it.
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