[I Called In Sick Today]

yeah, well. they may ask all they want. they have no leverage, they will have to find a tard-o with WFH. I'm not driving in on a holiday to work two hours when they have consciously chosen not to make it as painless as possible for me.

 

People switching accounts make me want to puke. The only thing good about that frog would be shoving a poker up it's ass and roasting it, then serving it with a nice white wine. Can you waterboard a frog?

[I Called In Sick Today]

This guy is breaking my heart. BREAKING IT!

Oh shut up you little hussy and go blow your way onto another sitcom.

[Happy Winter Solstice!]

I don't want to offend anyone that doesn't believe in imaginary people like Santa or wait, what??!!

Hey you little rat bastard quit trying to rain on the Christmas parade you jealouslittle twerp. Back off or I'll serve you up with a Madiera sauce at the Cheerio Christmas brunch.

[I Called In Sick Today]

I have no real complaints right now, except that after my CD campaign, I hate most old people more than ever. I mean, they come in, most are over 70. They consider themselves the greatest generation and think less of the rest of us because they had WWII. Hey, you guys were awesome and served with dignity. Well, if my generation had that, I have no doubt that we would've done the same. You don't know what you'll do until your back is against the wall. EDIT: Oh yeah, their favorite phrase. "I live off the interest and these rates are killing me." Oh yeah you old fck, start living off the principle. Or fcking die sooner. Sorry, I hate these people and get riled up whenever I think of them

That was a world class rant right there.

Ha, I agree, pretty awesome.

[Tiger Woods Future]

Oh, I thought this was the Who did Tiger in a Perkins bathroom thread.

[Tiger Woods Hurt In Car Accident!]

his wife is way to hot for this nonsense. is there no hope for true love.

This isn't true love, it's about his hot wife finding out he's been out snorting coke off some hooker's ass. Hey, he could fix his marraige and golf game in the same stroke, by straightening out his putz.

[I Called In Sick Today]

You're freakin' right there's no horrible accounts around here. Especially thanks to that worthless loser Shakezuma tuckin' his straw in between his, ummm, his ... his legs? Oh, dammit, I have no idea how that freak got around. Anyways, he's gone, no thanks to all of you and your ever-loving worship of him.

That's how Sue C's it!!

[Halloween]

Mine is:Trick or treat smell my feetGive me something good to eatNot to big , not too smallJust the size of MontrealBTW. Halloween is just an excuse for most girls to dress up as whores.

That's how Sue C's it.

[Boy Trapped In Balloon]

I really hope they authorities' law talking guys crucify these two.

Well, that's about as clear as my butcheeks pressed against the deep tinted windows of a tricked out hoopty Impala with 22's. But if you're saying they should tar and feather those two and leave them in the desert then I agree.At least that's how Sue C's it!

[Glee]

gayer than ever tonight and I'm still liking it. If you pay close attention to some of the dialogue, there are plenty of hidden jokes. It's good, and for the love of pete, more Sue Sylvester.god I hate this wife. I wish he'd dump her already, not to mention having the meatheaded mohawk admit that it's his kid. I usually don't like blonds but there is something about that Quinn. Wowzers.

That's how Sue C's it!

I really didn't like Quinn's number, just because she has a really weak voice and there's no emotion in her singing. I think it works for her character since Rachel is supposed to be the only real star, but for that solo song I think it needed more powerful vocals, even if it is Quinn singing. Still loving Glee though. Hoping next week has fewer r'n'b songs. I get that they want to make it contemporary so it appeals to younger people, but I think there should be more balance with golden oldies.

For the love of Christ you little vegan wannabe. You'll shut you're little cat loving piehole and just wish you you could be a cheerio. I mean England wouldn'tmake a decent state. And well, that's how Sue C's it!