Donk_Pwner
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QFTWow. That guy just completely owned the last two pages. Holy cow. -
I have no problem with the donks reading the threads in the superior forum section:however, it is when I have to read their incoherent crap that I get awfully pissed off.Basically, donks should know their limits: poker is a hierarchal system therefore donktards should know their place in this poker society. I don't mind the donks reading and benifiting from mine and other high quality posts.In fact, in a way, they pay for it with the chips they donate at the poker table,it's not entirely dissimilar to a tuition fee.But do the pupils in a school mingle with the teachers?Absolutely not! And thats how it should be here! Glad you all see my point now!Hi, who the **** are you?I became a better player due to discussing hands at stakes that may seem to be too low for you. Not everyone plays higher stakes or understands the game as well as the next guy.Everyones here who is posting about hands is trying to get better, don't put yourself above anyone because of some sort of ego problem you have. If you dont like it gtfo, imo -
By constructing a meaningful argument which resulted in all your tiny donk brains malfunctioning, thats how. I made a superb suggestion which would greatly improve the coordination of this forum and in essence, separate the donks from the pwners. I am tired of having to share forum space with the donks who constantly destroy poker threads with their complete lack of ability to analyze hands,make meaningful comments etc There should be a section of this forum where the donks can congregate and discuss the critical hands at $2nl,surely thats better then us superior players having to read that garbage? Or am I a minority in Donkville here?How exactly? -
WTF? I pwned you all and you somehow twist this around? Just how retarded is this forum? I should change my name to "FCP_Pwner",
I'd love to know where some of you play,needless to say it wouldn't take long to reach 200nl. -
Lol you need a degree in paleography to understand some of the illegible crap you post, did you not make it past the 5th grade? illiterate donk lolu my friend are very welcome. i just read my cliff notes and realized they were hilarious. didnt think they were that good last night but i guess i surprise myself -
Troy,even you who has just incinerated 390$ for no reason, and will undoubtedly never stake another donk again after this disaster has to agree with me. All I am suggesting is a separate forum section where the donks can assemble and beg for stakes. As a result, the more endowed poker players with a superior poker brain and ability can discuss the important dimensions of the game.What is the problem here?You're metagaming us right now, aren't you? -
Untrue, I think stakes can be useful to the donks,but why not have a separate section for them? Why should i have to trawl through all these dreary threads about some donks who are too broke to buy into a micro stakes tourney? Some of us are trying to better our game by talking about multi-thought-process decision making and meta game analysis amongst countless other aspects to the game. If you want to scrounge around for stakes than fine! but do it somewhere that doesn't affect the more important poker players. Thank you!Troyomac gives out 15 steaks to $24 dolla tourney very generous2 make top 18 just miss final table.Some skankbag comes in and disses stakes. -
Let me make a suggestion to all you donkbags! Why not have a stake section where all you broke donkers can go and receive you poker equivalent to social security.Meanwhile, the more respectable members of the poker community can engage in meaningful poker discussion! How do you like those apples?
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I just did donktards and one of the first threads I notice is "the strategy forum is dying" LO0L PWNED! vindicated yet again! This proves that I am correct. The stakes are suffocating this forum!You are in GENERAL Poker ForumsAnd what he said: -
Great! so you helped a donk out which is very considerate of you, but can you not take a second and look at it from my perspective? I come on this forum to garner information from decent players to improve my game and I have to trawl through countless stake threads.It is sickening I must say! I am sure there are some proficient players here, but I have yet to see a post which includes useful poker content.The stake threads seem to take over which for novice players is great ,but for the likes of me who are seriously trying to build a decent bank roll it sucks quite frankly!Sort of a brag, but nonetheless.http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...=119210&hl= -
Yeah I have moved up, but I think 200 nl is the minimum level that isn't completely awash with limping donk bastards! This is the 1st time I am taking bankroll management 100% seriously so I guess I'll just have to grind it out.
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I get the point that it's good to help out beginners :However, there are literally hundreds of stake threads which kind of illustrates that there are far to many novices knocking about here.I came here to help my game progress, not have to trawl through these tedious threads.Maybe I should seek a forum that is more on my level.
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Those apples are scrumptious thanks.Anyway no, I am building my roll and 390$ would be a blow to it tbh.It is steadily increasing(started with 30$ and am PWNING donks daily) and I am sure I'll soon be playing at the same level as you.whilst I appreciate the huge donations the donks make they do occasionally suck out badly, so far from staking them I prefer to demolish their stacks at any available opportunity.I hope I haven't joined a total donk community.I've procured enough money from donks that I can torch $390 and not even bat an eye. How do you like them apples?People don't like you, do they? -
Well said, I now see that it was more of a charitable donation as opposed to a serious attempt to profit.Fair enough I suppose, generosity is great but you would have received the same positive response if you had offered 10$ stakes.But like I said, if you don't mind torching 390$ then that is a great situation to be in.I try to procure money from donks not donate it TBH but everyone is different.Meh, joke account or not, I'll give you an honest answer. When I first started posting at FCP 2 or 3 years ago, I was playing poker for fun. I'd deposit $50 every now and again, and play $25NL, or $5 sitngos. Sure I didn't know anybody at the time, but in the past few years my game developed to the point where I could start making a living at this game, and I met a bunch of people from FCP who I consider good friends now. If it weren't for FCP, then I would still be working in a shitty factory, working shitty hours, with shitty stupid people, and not enjoying the life I have now. I didn't give these stakes expecting to make money, I didn't expect someone to make the final table in a 1500 player field, but 2 players almost did who might not have normally had the chance to, and it could have been any of the others. 3 people cashed, and I'm happy for them, hopefully that's a nice little boost to someone's roll, which could give them more experience, and maybe someday down the road they'll look back on what FCP's done for them and be able to do it for someone else. No Neck cashed for $200, and that's not a lot of money in the grand scheme of things, but you never know. I turned a $199 deposit on the old FCP poker room into a poker career, maybe he can too. -
Maybe you could demonstrate this "community spirit" by actually not being so unfriendly. Anyway, by all means if you have 390$ to set fire to then go ahead.Ever heard of community spirit? I would welcome you..but well, I dont want to. -
Lol I was just saying it was crazy to stake a load of donks in a tourney thats all really. It was generous I will say that, however, any player that has the ability to realistically final table will simply enter the tourney himself and hence not have to part with half the winnings. Sorry if people find reality tough to deal with.
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You do make a good point,but it seems such a shame to quit playing when running good/having built up a few buyins. Still, I do think it's important to fix these leaks in my game,I want to play at a semi-respectable level.Sick of playing donks!Generally the problem with tilt is that you don't know you are on it, or refuse to acknowledge it.If you are on positive tilt and you know it, just take a mental step back and re-think your game. Take a break, like you would to counter negative tilt.If you still cant seem to focus, just quit for the day. Nothing wrong with quitting while you're ahead! This is what I do. The "other" (i.e. "real") world feels so much nicer after you win in the poker world! -
If I have something to say I'll say it regardless so get used to it. I don't want to be staked so that threat matters little to me(unless its the Sunday million) If I grind out a decent result in a 20$ tourney I bloody well want to pocket the full amount, not half! Glad you understand.who asked your opinion. -
Whilst it's not as detrimental as normal tilt I have noticed it really does impact on my game, For example;If I am up 4 or more buyins my concentration level dwindles andI don't feel I am playing at my optimal level. It is frustrating as just as I have conquered my negative tilt issue, I am now faced with this problem of which the solution is less clear.Any ideas?
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This has to go down as a tragic waste of cash: 390$ kabalmo! I suggest that in future you are more selective with your minions. Oh well
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Bahahaha looks like another staker will end up with a loss. When will you philanthropists realize just how unprofitable staking donks is? In future I recommend limiting your stakes to the 4.4$ donkfests, at least that way the losses will be smaller
The day I stake a donk is the day I become one.