[I Called In Sick Today]

You can say that again

[Musings From A Man Who Likes Iceberg Lettuce Too Much]

Agreed, he needs to get back to his roots, topical humor. Who can forget 2007, when all we talked about was *checks notes* iceberg lettuce. 

 

But it was a poor showing this last one, no doubt about it. 

[I Called In Sick Today]

LMAO you went from almost confronting someone about their dental health like a psychopath to "actually it was bad lighting" and well I love it. 

[I Called In Sick Today]

1 hour ago, Poppy_Hillis said:

I had a cold two weeks ago, should've quarantined my whole neighborhood for months and not let anyone go to work so they could lose their jobs.

cool

[I Called In Sick Today]

Yeah Cobalt, get better nephews who don't get sick from Covid, you dope.

[I'm Getting An English Bulldog Puppy]

Depressing to think that this dog is probably dead by now.

[Nice Site, Idiots.]

Maybe you're so upset that you haven't had a David Foster Wallace book to jerk off to for a while. How about I send you one in the mail? Oh wait, I can't, because there is no new David Foster Wallace book, BECAUSE HE'S DEAD AND HAS BEEN FOR SOME TIME.

[Nice Site, Idiots.]

Haha, he's saying what we're all thinking, that Brvy is, in all likelihood, a pedophile LMAO :)

[Nice Site, Idiots.]

Hey OP, Why don't You tell us how you really feel! LMAO :)

[Way Off Topic - For Hockey Fans]

Bob please move this to the hockey forum.

Blessings

[I Called In Sick Today]

bump

[I Called In Sick Today]

I had an open order that I meant to cancel and I accidentally bought it at $3 as well. Investing!

[Essay's Top Ten]

I wonder if any demerits are coming my way.

[Essay's Top Ten]

How about Top 10 Christmas gifts you've ever received?

 

Here's my guess what he'll say:

 

1. Dildo from Dad (2011)

2. Dildo from Dad (2002)

3. Dildo from Dad (2004)

4. Dildo from Dad (2009)

5. Dildo from Dad (2011 - got two that year)

6. Dildo from Dad (2014)

7. Dildo from Dad (2007)

8. Dildo from Dad (2017)

9. Dildo from Dad (2006)

10. Dildo from Dad (1999)

[Las Vegas Poker Vlog By Lv Nightcrawler]

If I missed vlog #27, will I understand vlog #28?

[I Called In Sick Today]

Brvy and Colby disagree

In Suited's case, I think they agree

[Essay's Top Ten]

No Balki Bartokomous? The recurring joke on Perfect Strangers was that Balki was getting mad tail and had hundreds of illegitimate children across the city, many of which played prominent roles in the ominous foreshadowing scenes where they became leaders of the mole people, and eventually ruled the entire country after the Final War of 2025.

[I Called In Sick Today]

Way to kill the thread, dipshit.

[I Called In Sick Today]

Why didn't they just buy it on an exchange? (maybe a dumb question, I don't understand "things in general")

[I Called In Sick Today]

I figured I'd pop in to let you guys know I'm in a sexual rut lately. I'd been working on a big comeback fetish, where I was going to make my partner record xer bare feet while driving a manual transmission and put it on the internet, but it turned out that I'm years behind, and that the fetish already exists and that the market is already being served.

 

Today, like a fat person giving up on jeans and putting on an old pair of sweatpants, I returned to old school cannabutter butt sex. It was a solid run.

 

same

[Las Vegas Poker Vlog By Lv Nightcrawler]

I think you found this site at a very poor time.

[The Hottest Of Takes]

For me, cornbread is aggressively fine.

[Essay's Top Ten]

Get behind me, Satan.

[Essay's Top Ten]

That's like accusing God of sinning. Incoherent.

[Why Do People Smoke?]

That makes a lot of sense.