i'm asian. i've always been the popular one, partied the most, got the best internship, had the best summer vacation to the motherland stories, got along with every group and race, best grades, best entry level job, nicest car, trendiest clothes, most embarrassed by the fobbie ones, got into the biggest brawls, got the hottest girls, sucked out on the river the most, ate the weirdest food, been looked down upon, excluded from any discussion about racism, patronized, used, had the most women taken by the white man, stereotyped, sucked out on, had a pickup full of good old boys mess with, had on