[Rounders On Tonight (for Those Who Didnt See It)]

Are there any good actors in this movie?

Johnny Chan is in it.I think he was nominated for an Oscar or something. In fact, he had to have been, because his performance almost made me cry.

[Rounders On Tonight (for Those Who Didnt See It)]

I will splash da pot venever the fhuk I please.

[2 Stakes To The 10+1 20k Guaranteed That Is On Stars At 19:00]

Out-Ak<44 AI pf

Don't lie it wasnt all in preflop lolthanks for participating though

I'm sure he meant post flop.....Right..lol

[2 Stakes To The 10+1 20k Guaranteed That Is On Stars At 19:00]

I'll be railing, GL to all.

[Late Night Stakes]

man I need to get my post count up

[Poker Events]

I found www.pokertube.com today from one of the other members here. Though I didn't find any WPT events on it either.

[Stakathons....]

crap not enough posts!!!!!!!!

I hear ya

[Stakathons....]

The money was probably going in no matter how you played it.

[A Vegas Story]

"I SAID.......DID YOU FEEED HIM ANY NIG*ERS TONIGHT?" with a huge cackling smile.

Should have repliedNo, but he likes trannies, and he seems to have an eye for you.Of course this is only if your car is in good condition to get away quickly, and his engine is still off.

[Stake For Full Tilt 5 Dollar Double Stack Sng]

Nice quads there

[Do You Think Online Poker Is Rigged?]

I know a guy, that knew a guy, that talked to a guy, that used to be a guy, that said it was rigged...so its gotta be....right?

[How Did This Idiot Even Learn To Sign Up To His Game?]

To the OP, showing this post isn't a good way of getting any stakes...just FYI

[Anybody Broke On Stars? Cheapy Staaakeesss]

noooo keeeeep it

SWEEEEEEEEET.......now i have $0.29

[Anybody Broke On Stars? Cheapy Staaakeesss]

Crap, started already, I'll ship it back

[Anybody Broke On Stars? Cheapy Staaakeesss]

anymore??Hazen357

[Stakes]

What does FFS mean? That hand did suck. It's so sick.

I think its Fisted From Sasquatch. I could be wrong though....but probably not.

[Stakes]

[Stakes]

If you guys didn't know, Tuff_Fish is on table 2.

[How Do I React To This?]

Take a dump on the table, and say "My fourth cards a deuce".

[Visa Cash Cards]

Has anyone cashed out to these?

[Girlfriend Mad At Me]

I would have told her she was lucky it wasn't Slimfast, and that her fat a$$ needs to get to the gym. Or gave her a cheapshot in the side of the head. She'd learn not to judge on my gifts anymore. Got to go, my lawyers coming over with the divorce papers, apperantly da b!tch don't like to be threatened. IDK

[Oklahoma Poker]

Take a look at this website.http://oklahomapoker.net/main/

[Idea For A New Poker Show]

Here's an idea for a poker show:Take nine top pros (you know DN, Chan, Todd Brunson, the works) and nine hot *** strippers. Each pro gets a stripper to coach (and get lap dances from). The pros have to put up money into a prize pool to be split between the winning teams (stripper and coach). Here's the catch- the strippers play strip poker. So you got girls getting naked, playing for big bucks, and playing decent poker b/c they're being coached. I know its not the best idea, but it beats the hell out of LSP.

I bet skinamax will be all over that.I had an idea similar to this, but instead of stripers, celebs like on celebrity poker. But the pros and celebs put up the buyin and only the celebs play, but the pros talk in their ears and tell them everything to do every hand. The celebs have to do what the pros say. So the pros can get reads on the celebs, but the celebs have the pro's minds. I hope I made it confusing enough.

[Its "you're" Not "your"]

To the OP, I want to be the first to say Welcome. Its good to see you will enlighten us with all of your grammar knowledge.

[Getting Back At Bill Frist]

One moring I woke up and started having problems urinating. I then noticed big welps on my "bill". Then the horrible pain started and thats when I realized, that 2$ ho must have been a frist.