[I Called In Sick Today]

Or does JJJ ever miss us?

 

lol no

[I Called In Sick Today]

joey, go bleep yourself.

 

[Overuse Of Exclamation Points]

i have nowhere to post this, i literally just stumbled across this, laughed.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQW2t4SxvJ0&NR=1

A poem.I exclaim! or I'm really not yelling at you sweetheart:

Awesome

[King Of Off Topic]

Movie trailer voice guy:In a forum where numbers dwindled...where the last action on the first page was almost a month ago...one man...stood to rise above it all... and become...King of Off Topic 2010!~*~Coming soon~*~

[I Called In Sick Today]

[I Called In Sick Today]

was really hoping for a lot more from this video.

was really expecting a video.

[Fringe]

And we're back.For a season opener, I thought it left a lot to be desired. I'm going to need a whole lot more Peter and Walter soon.

[Random Baseball Observations]

Cliff Lee almost took a broken bat to the face last night (it nicked his ear).Hey baseball, no hurry on keeping your players safe. I mean, what are the chances something bad happens again?

[Negreanu Open Wednesdays At Poker Stars]

It's like that single comma is taunting me.

[Least Favorite Sports Show Personality]

i guess he copped to this in twitter.

Apparently he copped to it just two minutes ago. And even referenced "mutually assured destruction." Maybe he's reading this thread.I find the fact that he was a political science major to be...amusing.

[Random Baseball Observations]

Fantasy baseball is everywhere. Kim Jong-Il is in a NL-only keeper league. (Team name: License to Il.)Fantasy leagues—which first surged in the 1980s—are big in football and basketball, too. They're part of an enhanced sports experience that includes video games which let you run, move, and even celebrate as real players—so you can feel like the star. It's as if we want more and more to "own" the sports thing, even if we're not a bit athletic. If that Avatar movie ever becomes reality, kids will slip into NBA bodies rather than blue skin.Mitch, don't frighten the old people who are reading this Parade magazine by referencing that scary movie with the big blue monsters. That's just mean. And by the way, slipping into the body of an NBA player Avatar-style would be fucking awesome, and if you had the ability to do that and refused, you would be dumber than I thought.Oh man, that would be fucking awesome. Is James Cameron on this? Where do I send my donations to make this happen?

[Survivor Nicaragua - Fantasy Pool]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=uppity

http://blacksnob.blogspot.com/2008/09/they...mas-uppity.html

Huh. The more you know.

[Survivor Nicaragua - Fantasy Pool]

Is somebody going to explain the racial component of the word uppity?

[New Revolution 30 Jerseys]

Heh.

[I Hate Republicans]

I was hoping that was going to be a Pinky & the Brain cartoon.

[Someone's Writing Malicious Code For Iranian Nuclear Plants]

so. goddamn. cool.

That was pretty amazing.I also love the fact that we're still using the "hacker sitting in the basement of his parents' house" stereotype.

[I Called In Sick Today]

I could take this one of a few ways. I choose: nonsexual and silly.

THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE BEST

[I Called In Sick Today]

Hey.

I wasn't implying that I wanted that, just that it seemed like a cautionary tale.

[I Called In Sick Today]

I used the sick thread for pre-exam stress relief about a billion times over the years.

Yeah, that should do the trick in driving speedz away.

[I Called In Sick Today]

[I Called In Sick Today]

Some of this is humiliating, but here's what I'd do:1.) Suck it up and ask parents for money for a hotel room. Explain the situation and that you need to study, hopefully they're understanding. Surely your parents would rather pay $200 for a weekend of hotel stays rather than have you on the hook for an entire year of tuition and room and board.2.) Fake an illness early Friday night after arriving for the rehearsal. This will exempt you from a lot of Friday night and early Saturday activities and making excuses for not drinking. You could really make this run through the wedding and try to bail early Saturday night as well.3.) Remember, it's all about the voltage-gated calcium ion channels.

1.) I think it would be tough to ask for money when you spent it on bachelor party stuff.2.) Sounds good to me.3.) I think you stole that from Star Wars.

[What Is The Last Movie You Saw?]

I sure love Paul Newman in anything.

Cool Hand Luke!I saw Butch Cassidy maybe 15 years ago. I remember I liked it, but couldn't really talk about it in much detail.Also: The Hustler and The Sting, of course.

[Random Baseball Observations]

The greatest baseball blog ever, Fire Joe Morgan, returned for the day at Deadspin:http://deadspin.com/tag/fjm/

So great.From the Eckstein article:Just a few other numbers to throw at you, so you can get the full picture: Eckstein's Hustle is a perfect 100 (for the MLB-record 9th year in a row). His Grit is a 16.6 — meh — but his Having-Overcome-Obstacles clocks in at 41.4771 on the accurate-to-four-decimal-points Lathingham-Norbley Having-Overcome-Obstacles scale. And his Guts grades out at a respectable VVS1. (Remember — Guts are graded on the same scale as diamond clarity).and:Eckstein said that, like his strong points, the Padres' strengths don't translate to paper.The Padres' strengths don't translate to paper, except when you look at this paper right here that I am holding, where I have written the word: Pitching.I have also written "Adrian Gonzalez."

[The Dan Le Batard Show]

I listen to PTI podcasts through espn and it's fine without the moving pictures.

Me too. The only time I wish it had video is whenever they play the bear on the trampoline.I thought Simmons' line in oddsmakers, "50% because who the hells knows," was funny.

[I Called In Sick Today]

actually they also allowed total nudity for an instructional CPR video. and probably lots of other stuff that I don't know about yet.

The "yet" just kills me.