Dawson Leery

It's a vicious cycle of uppers and downers. For now let's focus on the downers thankyouverymuch I thought there was something that started with an M? that was supposed to be great. I use Tylenol PM, but it never actually gets me to fall asleep faster and I feel groggy in the morning. I guess I should just stop being a pussy and up my glass of wine to a liter of Jack.

Wow. That was fucked up.On an unrelated note, what's that stuff that you take that's supposed to help you sleep better? I've been waking up at like 3 or 4 and not been able to fall back asleep lately...let me know.

Gotta disagree here. Strat's sober (I assume) at work, so it would be pretty tough to pretend to show him ID and dupe him. Plus I'm guessing there are lights on, he doesn't pass out, etc.

Well I'm pretty sure if we tax Napa's unexpected $100 gambling windfall at 100%, and then give that to Speedz for his ladyfriend's birthday he can get her what she wants and then it's BJ's for all of us.Dawson has good timing (so far)...bought into the market on the morning of October 4thALPHA! BETA!!

#ThatTimeOfTheMonth

Can we play a game where we try to guess the 'fancy' hotel Shake's staying in?My 3 guesses:MarriottSheratonHoward Johnson

My buddy's date rape joke:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW6uQUmlppgI've never had a McRibShake, I think it's from Hitch

Peer pressure always wins. Wouldn't you have to get a new bed frame as well? 400 thread count sheets...plebe

Gold.Napa stop being a bitch and get a queen size bed, ask out that girl or whatever you said about girls (skimmed) and then bang her in your new bed.

I hate that I can't make a Canadian/US dollar joke right here

So I guess it's just a matter of time until Wang goes back to jail, huh?80% chance I hit himPS - Wang never actually went to jail, right? If he did that's probably not a very good joke. Well it's probably not very good either way, but w/e

It's rumored that the =BAHTTEXT() function in excel was created by Excel programmers who enjoyed Thai food and were having trouble ordering their food, so that they could email their orders and they Thai places would get them correct.Feel free to use that function when ordering, but be sure to thank me after you do.

So that explains it

That's actually not as bad as I originally assumed

I can't wait to hear about Shake's paycut

Nice West Wing reference

Even better

Will do. I can verify that there's nothing stuck (it's been broken a few months, and it started smelling pretty bad a month or so ago so we got all the disgusting food out of there). Didn't see a red reset button but I'll try that...after somebody cleans it out again.

Beans - Our garbage disposal doesn't work. When one flicks the switch nothing happens. It's starting to smell pretty bad, so any help is appreciated. If there's an easy fix let me know, otherwise we'll just pay someone to fix it.<3 Dawson

This is the right answer. I couldn't tell you the last time I went to a mall. Downside is I miss the Auntie Ann's pretzels, upside is I haven't killed anyone.

Pun intended?

That's the chick from wall street 2, right? She's not cute, and I hated her in that movie.Disappointed Stuffpuppet wasn't on the list

LOL. Tabs, bro. The players? No, I don't think they would be considered doing anything wrong in that scenario, but the owners are wrong.I open an account with $1,000Phil Ivey is given $1,000 in free, made up moneyWe play, and I pwn (OBVY)I now have $1,900 (fckng rake), Ivey has $0 left of the made up moneyFull Tilt player deposits are only $1,000, but I'm owed $1,900To me, it's the same as if they had given Ivey cash

I can't wait to hear Beans' input on the "gross shit that gets done to the food of asshole customers" conversation

Nice! Can't believe I could still learn so much from a nail tutorial!