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  1. What up bitches. How's everyone doing.Saw this on someone I know from high school's facebook status:"Gemima is looking forward to playing in the leaves with Sal today! Hehe"And I thought of you guys. Then I thought; I didn't know Gemima was a single mother.

  2. Why are you being so...obtuse?
    I finally got to see the beginning of this movie the other day. I've only ever watched it when it's on television and had only seen after the library had been set up. Beginning is good too.
    oh yeah, I forgot about that question. assboobslegsand I agree with speedzy, there is something really sexy about a toned, flat stomach, not that I've ever had one. I mean, I've had a girl or two with one, but personally, I've never had one.another part of a dame I like is where the leg meets the hip, on the side, very sexy part of a woman.
    Can legs and ass really be seperated? If someone doesn't have nice legs they aren't going to have a nice ass and vice versa. So in that caseLegs/AssBoobsAlso, I'm another one that really likes a nice stomach.
  3. I appreciate it. Let me put it this way, he was trying to this stuff before I intervened. So I make sure the only time he does stuff like that is when I am there. IMO it's better to allow him to do something that I can spot him, than just walk around the corner to see him doing back flips off the railing.The funny thing is, he is daredevil in some areas, but I cannot get him to go on a swing set. He is also afraid of amusement park rides. We are taking him to disneyland next month, so that should be interesting.
    Why don't you enroll him in gymnastics? Then he gets to learn all these tricks the correct way, and he is taught about doing it safely, while on mats and stuff.And if you ever lose your job you can sell him to the circus.
  4. you know, I could probably assert my dominance better if I went to a tanning salon and got tan. is this a good idea yes or no?
    Sure if you want melenoma
    They're saying that sexbucket is the new stuffpuppet.
    :stanley nickel:
    The blood makes it taste good. If I die of MadCow, so be it. I'm NOT getting my steak all cooked up. I'd just as soon get a hamburger at that point.
    steak makes me poop excessively.
    I thought steak did the opposite and clogged up the pipes. What's wrong with you?Alcohol makes me poop.
  5. well it's nice that SOMEbody cares. than you sir. well, you remember me talking about those layoffs that I was sure I'd be a part of? well, they happened wednesday. only catch? I wasn't part of them. sounds good right? not when my job duties have now doubled (no, no pay raise, but possibly a reduction in the near future), and most of the stuff I am now responsible for I have absolutely no idea how to do, how to even start trying to figure out how to do, and nobody else in the company knows how to do them either (except for the guy they fired of course). not to mention that my boss has apparently decided to take special notice of every mistake and misstep I make along the way and constantly ask me why I've made them, making the workday all the more enjoyable. not really sure how long I'm going to be able to deal with it.this confuses me a bit (as do all stories with letters as names it seems), are you saying the girl that you made out with at the party then left and went and banged another dude? if so, then she's a keeper.on a side note there, I think I should move to australia. if I could figure out a way for them to let me continue my gun nuttiness down there, I'd be all about it.
    I hop it works out. Like Ron has said there's little downside if you lose this job since you hate it anyway. And I do think if you didn't have a job you would be more likely to get another. Like you've already said the extra time would make it easier.That is the correct interpretation.I'm pretty sure a you'd have to cut back on the gun nuttiness a lot if you moved here. You can own them but there are restrictions. There are so many good reasons to live here, but why do you want to move here specifically?
    Actually, I'm still not entirely sure what's going on in this story.
    It's probably you had to be there situation. There is a lot of background knowledge needed to understand I suppose. I'm sorry my story failed. The important part was that I didn't really know where I stood with LG but because of the Ouch situation it is much clearer.
    He is in love with your ex. Simple really. You're welcome
    Also, Falcon, he was obviously banging her while you guys were broken up.
    I knew as I wrote it that was how it was going to sound but didn't really know how to change it. I kind of feel like brvheart at the moment, unable to express myself well through typing. I really envy some of the way you guys can convey everything that is needed to make your stories understood and entertaining.Anyway I'm pretty sure he wasn't in love with her or banging her. If anything his really good friend probably was in love with her and he was actually in love with another one of my ex's. I could be completely wrong, but I don't think so.
    i feel sorry for any sickie who works that many hours in a day
    I'm really scared what I'm going to do for money now. Quitting poker for the time being was very +LifeEV but a very negative financial decision.
  6. Sadly, if I had to extend my list to 15, there are probably a handful of people here who have a bigger impact on my life than, you know, people I actually know. Seriously, I probably care more about the Shake/Speedz/Cindy/Ouch reaction to a joke I make here than I do about what my 15th-best friend thinks about me. That's not because Shake/Speedz/Cindy/Ouch are particularly special, but rather because I have no friends and live a pleasntly solitary existence.
    really, really hating life right now.
    What's up? After posting all the stuff below I'm really confused about life.
    those friends remind me of a few people that I've come across over the years. I haven't really made the best life decisions either, and i've generally taken a **** em POV when someone that I thought was a friend has given me shit like that. I distinctly remember 5 or 6 years ago a guy that I considered my best friend just unloading on me unneccessarily. There had been some shit brewing up, but I could tell that he was taking a POV that I'm graduating and all keith is doing is making money hand over fist and has dropped out. Of course what he failed to think about was that all he had to do was pay rent and for his own food for house matters as I covered everything else. There was a brief period at one point where a whole bunch of my money was tied up in too many things and I needed some cash to cover the gas and asked him and he was really late on paying. He told me that I didn't do shit in the house anyway and that he was having a hard time thinking why he should bother wiht me at all. I really haven't told someone off as badly as I told him as we had lived together in the same apt and then house since our sophmore year, and here he was being an ungrateful **** and I was running the risk of what inevtiablly happened. He was so full of shit that he "apologized" to me through his Girl Friend and didn't have the balls to say anything to me to my face. His olive branch, 4 4 packs of tetleys and boddingtons. I haven't said a word to him in several years and couldn't care less about ever seeing or hearing from him again
    I had a friend that I've had since the 2nd grade. We went to the same high school and then we headed to the same University. He was my best friend for a really long time. Then we started drifting apart towards the end of highschool, but I still thought we cool. I was wrong. This guy had taken a serious hating to most of the people in the world while becoming very cliquey with those he still liked. I was in the hate group. I was sitting in lectures most days of the week while this guy was sitting next to me apparently loathing me.It all became obvious when I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for about two weeks. He actually started talking to us both more, saying we'd done the right thing or whatever. Then we got back together. He stopped talking to me again and actually became very very bitchy towards my ex. This upset her a lot. I had an msn conversation with him trying to get him to explain. He was very friendly, but it wasn't a nice conversation. I pretty much said apologise to my ex, and I'm not going to talk to you again until you do. We haven't spoken more than 5 words to each other since then. Despite all this I do actually miss him, it's hard to have someone that was such a part of my life just shut out like that. But it did lead me to making good friends with my current group, leading to me having the housemates I have. I don't really know if there is a point to this story but it is something that I still think about every so often.
    I think I used to do that, take the hard-line approach, but my perspective has... shifted, shall we say, in recent years. Life is incredibly short, and there are only a handful of people that bring value-added to situations, and, for them, I tend to forgive their flaws, because: mine are probably so much worse. I used to have a list of unforgivable sins, and have since softened my stance. I value loyalty above all other personality traits, and loyalty can be hard to judge. Some people have tempers, and make bad shortterm decisions due to their emotional state, but I have good instincts about people. Now, if I let you in, I assume you've passed the important "BLINK" tests, and give you the benefit of the doubt. If you abandon me, it's probably because I deserve it on some level. If you try to make amends, I give you credit for trying.Apologizing is hard. I'm incredibly good at it now, but in my youth I was awful. I used to view the admission of personal failures as a sign of extreme weakness, until I learned the opposite from one of my friends. He never gave half-apologies or excuses (eg: "I'm sorry you feel that way"), but when he did apologize, it was sincere, yet never pleading. It struck me. THAT is hard to do, and that kind of blunt, honest admission of failure -- admitting you were wrong with no prompting, and explaining your behavior without excusing or rationalizing it to make yourself look better, relying on your friends to successfully make those judgments for you -- is a sign of incredible strength that I was envious of for a time. It took me 3 years, but I finally figured out how he does it. He never lies to himself, and lives his life such that he never has to lie to anyone else. That's hard, but makes things so easy. Anyway, I know how hard saying "sorry" is, especially when you're as prideful as I am, so if somebody tries, they get full-credit 99% of the time.Wang
    I really hope that someday I can live like your friend does. I actually find it very hard to be honest with myself. I think I look down on myself to much and get depressed. I also think I'm too self conscious for my own good, which is why I end up trying to be a kind of clown in the groups I hang around with. Enough of this sad self analysis. Funny story time. Saturday night was the rubix cube party. I got quite drunk and rowdy. The girl that I've hooked up with a bit this year (new year, a party, two weeks ago) is there. We make out a little bit, I try and get her to come home with my housemate and I but she ends up going to our other friends house where she has been staying regularly since she moved back home. Fast foward to Wednesday. Myself, two of my housemates, N and C, and the girl G and one of the guys from the other house P are at the uni bar with a large group of people. N wasn't at the party on Saturday. P and G are being quite touchy feely at the other end of the table, and C comments, not for the first time in recent weeks, "I just wish they'd go out already"Me: Why don't you tell them.C: Maybe I will. You know they've had sex right.At this point P is not around and G has looked over after hearing her name mentioned.Me: No, when?C: Saturday.N looks on in horrified joy as I turn and face G, drop my jaw and burst out in laughter. All three of us start laughing, N at my reaction, and C and myself at the sad timing of it all. G turns away pretending she hasn't noticed anything.
  7. it's the thing to hold the mirror up.and who uses blue towels? I mean COME ON!
    Hey I use blue towels. YOU GOT SOME SORT OF PROBLEM WITH THAT!?
    I picked the shower curtain! Duckies for a Drake.
    I used to have cartoon animals, but now all we have is circles.
  8. take the handle off (should be a little screw under a cover or something on the handle), you should be able to control the shower on the probably brass thing that the handle attaches to. if not, you can pull the cover plate off the shower wall and get to the shutoffs for the water behind it, control them with a screwdriver.
    Yeah I watched a diy video and it looked easy enough. Then I got the taphead off and the cover and the rest of the tap appears to be siliconed into the wall. I'm going to leave it for the agents and just leave the hot water turned off unless we want to shower.
    I'm on flexoril's s I don't know why I respnded to thissame with the flexorils, but I'm assuming I woluld do this womanI think I quoted this to say that this is exactly the kind of girls I like. a whore with a little bit extra whore.I mean who the fuck hasn't said this before.
    What the hell are flexoril's?
    3.14159265358...?That's as far as I learned, I think.
    We (the science revue) wrote a song about pi, song to the tune of seasons of love. I never actually learnt the song though so I don't know past the 8 with confidence. Apparently we don't have it up on youtube so instead I give you
    .In other news got drunk and made a massive fool of myself. Fun night.
  9. Beanz you around?The shower tap just broke. It was leaking so I went to tighten it. it then spun around and turned on. I kept turning it and now it's mostly off but it"s still leaking quite a bit. I could call the agent but they won't come today and I want to have a shower.thanks

  10. Sandals are Beans/Sal approved footwear....
    oh yeah, I was gonna say go ahead and wear what you want. chainsaw makes it down that way you ain't gonna have a foot left anyways, might as well be comfortable.
    The shoes I was wearing were quite sturdy. I've recently volunteered at the local volunteer emergency services (I didn't get into the fire department, so this is a good way to get some experience for the next time I apply) and they are learning to use chainsaws at the moment, and they have strict safety guidelines. I'm not a full member yet, I haven't even done the induction course, so I haven't been given boots to wear, and they didn't have any spare in my size.
    its this fucking weather, man. i'm on day three over here. but i think its starting to clear up.
    It's not the weather. I was the sickest I've ever been in February for 2 weeks. And it's summer here.
  11. awesome, everybody get ready for Classic Sal!
    I'm looking foward to this.I almost turned on a chainsaw on today. I was going to be as cool as Beans and Sal and all manly and shit. But I was wearing the wrong shoes. True story.Playing some theatresports tomorrow after not doing any impro for three months except for a really bad jam today. Should be fantastic. Then it's Frisbee, beer and maybe something else time.
  12. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fahrenheithttp://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1...al-significanceI think it's easier in some senses to think in terms of whole numbers without relying on decimals.
    Fahrenheit makes no sense at all. And if I've ever used decimals with regards to Celcius it was in a chemistry lab. Maybe we might use .5 every so often in everyday use, but rarely.
    Should I be bet/folding this turn? Checking to c (or f) river? Bet/3-betting?Help me brothers!Cryptologic, $0.03/0.06 Hold'em Cash Games, 6 Players Hand Converter by Pokerhand.orgBoard:(UTG+1): $2.78(CO): $11.69HERO (Button): $12.11(SB): $2.09(BB): $3.02(UTG): $12.16 Dealt to HERO 8 :3h 8 :5cPre-flop:Deanoark calls $.06, (2 folds), HERO raises to $.27, (1 folds), Edwa02056 calls $.21, Deanoark calls $.21Flop: ($.84) 8 :club: K :ts 9 :qh (3 Players)Edwa02056 checks, Deanoark checks, HERO bets $.45, Edwa02056 calls $.45, Deanoark calls $.45Turn: ($2.19) Q :4h (3 Players)Edwa02056 checks, Deanoark checks, HERO ??There was a reason for the smallish flop bet; BB had raised my previous c-bet, I wanted to induce this again. Also, UTG is very predictable. If he calls he has a pair and will call all other streets so I could v-town him all day long.
    Check behind, worse card in the deck for you.
  13. I think everyone said this last month when you posted, but making monthly monetary goals is generally a bad idea in most people's opinion.Mark
    I had stopped doing it, but something in Obey's lazy poker post resonated. Setting a really small goal won't stress me, but will remind me that I don't have to make balla money to be happy. And if I can't make 10 buyins in a month I'm going to be having a really bad month and goals won't matter anyway.
  14. 	  levelname	  | hands_played |  won   | vpip  |  pfr  | bb_100 --------------------+--------------+--------+-------+-------+-------- NLHE($0.50) - 2 max |		12373 | 926.35 | 50.93 | 47.85 |  14.97  TOTAL			   |		12373 | 926.35 | 50.93 | 47.85 |  14.97

    feb09.pngSmall recovery last couple of days. My Vpip and pfr are up and I feel good about that.March goals: at least $500 everything else is a bonus.

  15. I just search Heyo on google. It makes me sad that I say this in real life.The Urban dictionary page was the first result.A word that doesn't make me sad to say in real life is Bonza. I try and say it all the time. I also try and say tops all the times. These are aussie words that I believe are much better than G'day. I try to say g'day but it always seems forced, whereas bonza just rolls off the tongue.

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