[The Vegas/poker Themed Screenplay “Vegas Knights” Wins Its 3Rd Honor.]

I guess for some reason he still thinks that I'm trying to pretend that I actually am THE Gerry Burlage. That isn't true. I just took on an alias, as others do, of a personal hero. In my case, I went with my favorite script-writer.

 

Hope that clears things up.

 

Scumbag

[Who Died Today?]

Welcome to Hell, Sid!

[The Polling Place]

I haven't been funny since the Rooseveldt Administration, it didn't stop me from making Road to Zanzabar.

[Queensday Holland, Ends In Disaster]

[My Last Hours]

Thanks for the memorysOf things I can't forgetJourneys on a jetOur wond'rous week in MartiniqueAnd Vegas and rouletteHow lucky I wasAnd thanks for the memorysOf summers by the seaDawn in WaikikiWe had a pad in LondonBut we didn't stop for teaHow cozy it wasNow since our breakup I wake upAlone on a gray morning-afterI long for the sound of your laughterAnd then I see the laugh's on meBut thanks for the memorysOf every touch a thrillI've been through the millI've lived a lot and learned a lotYou loved me not and stillI miss you so muchThanks for the memorysOf how we used to jogEven in a fogThat barbecue in MalibuAway from all the smogHow rainy it wasThanks for the memorysOf letters I destroyedBooks that we enjoyedTonight the way things lookI need a book by Sigmund FreudHow brainy he wasGone are those evenings on BroadwayTogether we'd go to a great showBut now I begin with the late showAnd wish that youWere watching, tooI know it's a fallacyThat grown men never cryBaby, that's a lieWe had our bed of rosesBut forgot that roses dieAnd thank you so much

[Britney Spears]

Brittney, Kevin.. thanks for the memories.

[Movies Men Are Allowed To Tear Up At]

I cry everytime is see that "Oh God" movie.. I cry because they didn't give that role to me, but instead to that overrated hack George Burns, who's been stealing my bits for 8 decades.

[What Portion Of The People In Your Area Do You Know?]

I've gotten to know the good people of the sixth circle very well. Tough crowd. But you'd be a tough crowd too if you were being boiled in blood.

[Comedians]

Agreed, I saw him at a small comedy club in new york (not manhattan the burbs) - he was very good. But Bob Hope > All

FYP, you young punk.

[Dutch Factor Updated]

No, but I think that might just make it in my next sig change.And McGee, I believe this is what you were looking for. Nice work, but I like K-Dawg work best.

Thanks... for the memories.

[FCPHA: Big Table in the Back]

fuck off and never come back.thanks.joke accounts are boring.

young punks wno respect for legends of comedy..

[FCPHA: Big Table in the Back]

Hey Renae.... I heard you could suck so good, you could wake a dead man... well, chop chop.. milton berle's boring my *** off in hell...

[Just Because I'm Bob]

now that made me laugh

Yeah, this account is pretty much just a set up for that line.

[Just Because I'm Bob]

wow, another unfunny attempt at humor. I guess it really isn't that easy being funny.

Hey, news flash, I'm Bob Hope.. when was I ever funny?

[Just Because I'm Bob]

So, why exactly did they name a airport after you? Cause ppl are talking and I just don't know what to believe. So I thought I would just like ask you personally and shite.

Listen up, you smart assed little *******, they named an airport after me, because I was the greatest entertainer of the 20th century.. I preformed in EVERY decade of the 20th century, I was the true 5 tool threat, vaudefill, radio, movies, television, broadway. I entertained troops all over the world. Fcking reagan has an airport, and all he ever did was have a cok teasing tramp of a wife.

[Just Because I'm Clay]

Too soon the be okay, and too late to be funny.

I've spent 80 years in the entertainment industry without being funny, why should things change post mortem?

[I Hate To Admit This]

So? I beat the shit out of Adam Sandler. End of argument.

Doesn't anyone else think the fact that Bob Barker trained with Chuck freaking Norris is mind bendingly hilarious?

[I Hate To Admit This]

Listen, when kids start running up on stage and try to tackle you over a fucking game, then you can bitch about them.

Listen, you young punk, just because you're a black belt and was trained by Chuck Norris ( no lie, btw, check IMDB if you think I am) Doesn't mean I can't get to you.. I got the US army on My side.

[Just Because I'm Clay]

Die?

Too late.

[Just To Actually See What Happens]

I know, I posted the start of the most annoying and overrated song of all time. I can still remember

FYP

[Just Because I'm Bob]

The moral flesh may fail, but the legend of the greatest american entertainer of the 20th century will never die.

[Just Because I'm Clay]

Listen, you punk, You think you're an entertainer? I've been entertaining the troops for over 60 years. Give me a call when the navy christens a ship the USNS Clay Aiken, and then we'll talk.

[Just Because I'm Bob]

Thanks... for the memories..Of things I can't forget, journeys on a jet,Our wond'rous week in Martinique and Vegas and roulette. how lucky I was.....Did you know that the guiness book of world records considers me the most celebrated entertainer of all time, with over 2000 awards? But these days, some Fa**ot gets SECOND PLACE on a "reality" TV show, and is now the biggest star in the world, and the whole world loses their mind about what real entertainment is.

[Great Concerts You've Attended]

I remember a show at the sands with Frank, Dean and the boys in 62. Now that's entertainment. You can't get entertainment like that anymore. This rap/rock, baggy pants wearing, tattoo'd caterwalling isn't music.

[Unbelievable Pics]

Please proceed with caution. If you are too sensitive please dont click. Its very gross. Nothing sexual or anything. Im sorry in advance.http://www.dynopower.freeserve.co.uk/homep...ures/Jumper.jpg

This is what passes as entertainment these days? You know, when I was coming up on vaudville, you actually had to talk with people. You're going to hell, with the rest of your generation.