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Posts posted by BobHope
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Welcome to Hell, Sid!
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I haven't been funny since the Rooseveldt Administration, it didn't stop me from making Road to Zanzabar.
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Thanks for the memorysOf things I can't forgetJourneys on a jetOur wond'rous week in MartiniqueAnd Vegas and rouletteHow lucky I wasAnd thanks for the memorysOf summers by the seaDawn in WaikikiWe had a pad in LondonBut we didn't stop for teaHow cozy it wasNow since our breakup I wake upAlone on a gray morning-afterI long for the sound of your laughterAnd then I see the laugh's on meBut thanks for the memorysOf every touch a thrillI've been through the millI've lived a lot and learned a lotYou loved me not and stillI miss you so muchThanks for the memorysOf how we used to jogEven in a fogThat barbecue in MalibuAway from all the smogHow rainy it wasThanks for the memorysOf letters I destroyedBooks that we enjoyedTonight the way things lookI need a book by Sigmund FreudHow brainy he wasGone are those evenings on BroadwayTogether we'd go to a great showBut now I begin with the late showAnd wish that youWere watching, tooI know it's a fallacyThat grown men never cryBaby, that's a lieWe had our bed of rosesBut forgot that roses dieAnd thank you so much
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Brittney, Kevin.. thanks for the memories.
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I cry everytime is see that "Oh God" movie.. I cry because they didn't give that role to me, but instead to that overrated hack George Burns, who's been stealing my bits for 8 decades.
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I've gotten to know the good people of the sixth circle very well. Tough crowd. But you'd be a tough crowd too if you were being boiled in blood.
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Thanks... for the memories.No, but I think that might just make it in my next sig change.And McGee, I believe this is what you were looking for. Nice work, but I like K-Dawg work best. -
young punks wno respect for legends of comedy..fuck off and never come back.thanks.joke accounts are boring. -
Hey Renae.... I heard you could suck so good, you could wake a dead man... well, chop chop.. milton berle's boring my *** off in hell...
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Yeah, this account is pretty much just a set up for that line.now that made me laugh -
Hey, news flash, I'm Bob Hope.. when was I ever funny?wow, another unfunny attempt at humor. I guess it really isn't that easy being funny. -
Listen up, you smart assed little *******, they named an airport after me, because I was the greatest entertainer of the 20th century.. I preformed in EVERY decade of the 20th century, I was the true 5 tool threat, vaudefill, radio, movies, television, broadway. I entertained troops all over the world. Fcking reagan has an airport, and all he ever did was have a cok teasing tramp of a wife.So, why exactly did they name a airport after you? Cause ppl are talking and I just don't know what to believe. So I thought I would just like ask you personally and shite. -
I've spent 80 years in the entertainment industry without being funny, why should things change post mortem?Too soon the be okay, and too late to be funny. -
Doesn't anyone else think the fact that Bob Barker trained with Chuck freaking Norris is mind bendingly hilarious?So? I beat the shit out of Adam Sandler. End of argument. -
Listen, you young punk, just because you're a black belt and was trained by Chuck Norris ( no lie, btw, check IMDB if you think I am) Doesn't mean I can't get to you.. I got the US army on My side.Listen, when kids start running up on stage and try to tackle you over a fucking game, then you can bitch about them. -
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FYPI know, I posted the start of the most annoying and overrated song of all time. I can still remember -
The moral flesh may fail, but the legend of the greatest american entertainer of the 20th century will never die.
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Listen, you punk, You think you're an entertainer? I've been entertaining the troops for over 60 years. Give me a call when the navy christens a ship the USNS Clay Aiken, and then we'll talk.
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Thanks... for the memories..Of things I can't forget, journeys on a jet,Our wond'rous week in Martinique and Vegas and roulette. how lucky I was.....Did you know that the guiness book of world records considers me the most celebrated entertainer of all time, with over 2000 awards? But these days, some Fa**ot gets SECOND PLACE on a "reality" TV show, and is now the biggest star in the world, and the whole world loses their mind about what real entertainment is.
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I remember a show at the sands with Frank, Dean and the boys in 62. Now that's entertainment. You can't get entertainment like that anymore. This rap/rock, baggy pants wearing, tattoo'd caterwalling isn't music.
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This is what passes as entertainment these days? You know, when I was coming up on vaudville, you actually had to talk with people. You're going to hell, with the rest of your generation.Please proceed with caution. If you are too sensitive please dont click. Its very gross. Nothing sexual or anything. Im sorry in advance.http://www.dynopower.freeserve.co.uk/homep...ures/Jumper.jpg
The Vegas/poker Themed Screenplay “Vegas Knights” Wins Its 3Rd Honor.
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