speedz99
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I told you, I'm well adjusted, a full run is way overkill for this guy. Two jumping jacks and I don't even remember what I was upset about.
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I'm moderately sad to have missed the past week around here...there was some funny stuff, an interesting discussion full of some horribly misguided (and therefore funny) opinions, etc. Like the good old days. I'd like to comment on all of it, but even though I was enjoying the catch-up I still didn't feel like reading more than a handful of pages. Plus I'm supposed to be packing right now.
it just doesn't seem like the type of detail he'd share with us
This was one of the funny ones.
Yeah, Nick basically just described a day in the life of me. Granted the stuff Ronnie said certainly isn't helping, but it's more than just that. Might even have a nice little dose of PTSD mixed in there still from when I was younger that went untreated.
I haven't been able to follow this whole Napa depression thing. All I know is it's new to me (that it's real) and I'm upset about it.
No, Whiskers and Speedz seem to be pretty well adjusted.
People do tend to give me shit for being obnoxiously well adjusted. I guess it's probably true, but I feel like it makes me somewhat boring. I guess Whiskers was the same way, but we don't know how he died...it could have included any number of ridiculous skeletons in his closet. For all we know he went out during a session of auto-erotic asphyxiation while watching a video of elderly Asian women diddling guinea fowl. If he's dead, that is. Is he dead?
Anyway, I agree with Ron. Shit or get off the pot. No matter the situation you can always come up with a thousand excuses not to do something about it. Stop it and do something about it. Seriously. Please. You guys are too young and have too much life ahead of you to waste on something that can, one way or the other, be helped.
Had an afternoon "fun day" at work where we took all the store managers to Dave and Busters for lunch and "team building".
Is there an "awkward transition" category in the annual sickie awards?
So, when I got home, I had nothing to do. I went to a random page in this thread (it wasn't really random; I decided to go back exactly two years, but I wanted to get the run-up, too, so decided to go back to the beginning of May, 2011, but, because I am drunk and stupid, I ended up at the beginning of March 2010, and I'm going to end the parenthetical now), and I saw this exchange
That's about perfect, right? Is there a better post in this thread?
I'm feeling a mix of pride and shame, since I know I'm not at that level anymore.
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Even funnier to me than those thoughts, are you showing up to a poor person's house to fix it up, only to realize that it's in better shape than yours
Mhm, yep, this really is pretty funny.
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Looking into the depreciation of breast implants for strippers. Lady is trying to claim they are an ordinary and necessary expense for the job. We'll see about that.
I like real boobs, even on strippers.
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All I know about the above abbreviation's spelling is that yours is incorrect.
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yes, speedz, I anticipate you being dead to us soon enough. too busy with cocktail parties and an overall elegant lifestyle to remember your humble beginnings.
Good point. It's been real, it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun. Peace out, bitches.
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I'm gonna miss you too.
Are we going to miss each other because one of us is leaving? Is it me? I guess it's probably me, but I'll most likely end up being around more often than I'm expecting.
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I'm in debt up to my eyeballs and just got a new card on which to transfer the monster outstanding balance on another card. They gave me an $8500 credit limit. That's what making your minimum monthly payments on time will get you.
Credit cards stress me the fuck out. I think the most exciting part about starting work next month will be the fact that I'll finally be able to pay them off...and start the process of paying off school loans and helping keep my girlfriend afloat while she pays hers.
Check them all
Might as well just check awkward and save some time.
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(I had to add that last sentence because, otherwise, it seemed like you were simply a happy luck dragon beneficiary, when, in reality, you probably had to work your ass off, because science is hard.)
Science IS hard!
Thanks, that was all quite nice of you to say. And I also fell in love with the drive-by Nicholson interview. Usually if shake recommends a movie like Silver Linings I'd automatically not watch it, but I think I may still give it a shot.
So boss just comes in and hands me an email he got saying its some CPE he thinks would be useful for me and some other junior staff this week while we're in office and tells me to register and so I did. But now I'm thinking about it...it was $250 and maybe he didn't know it was $250 and maybe I should have confirmed with him that he still wanted us to do this and oh god I'm going to put this on an expense sheet and he's going to be all 'what the hell is this you should have confirmed you're fired'
I'm pretty sure he can't get mad at you for registering for something he told you to register for.
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Thanks everyone.
The girlfriend got an ipad from her parents for graduation. We just got home from a graduation party, and we're both pretty drunk, but instead of doing things drunk people should do she's on the floor trying to convince the cats to play with some cat ipad game.
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In about 4 hours I'll officially be a doctor. Sort of. You know, an animal doctor. Creepy.
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It's one thing if some Spanish goon rubs your head like you're his son after you just lost a close game, but another entirely to lose your shit IMMEDIATELY when, during a walk off celebraish, somebody on your own team gives you a tap.
The timing of this coming after the multi-gif was incredible.
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The #1 seeds are really terrible. Mila is the only one that shoudl be higher than an 8 seed, and that's only Rihanna. The other two shouldn't even be in the tournament.
Mila is consistently chosen or voted sexiest woman in the world. She's a very clear #1 seed. Selena Gomez...I'm guessing that your age and daughter-havingness makes you against being attracted to women who look young. We don't all have that problem.
I agree that Miley Cyrus even being on the list at all is ridiculous.
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Although...she did introduce me to tables of girls on two separate occasions while out at the bar.
And you TOTALLY NAILED ALL OF THEM!
Sometimes there's a man...
Yep.
Really want to post a link to the article and say something like "whoa, I think drew maggory ripped you off".
I was going to comment that this would be funny, but then...
I always want to respond "other people's twitter."
That would be legitimately hilarious.
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I tried, but now The Impression That I Get is stuck in my head, so it's a lost cause.
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I'm now picturing him as the lead singer of a ska band, with you skanking your little heart out on the side of the stage.
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I'm sure you are.
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I vaguely remember thinking that there were many posters I should lose to, RodReynolds not being among them
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So Angelina Jolie got both her tits cut off, as a preventative measure against breast cancer. That's an interesting choice.
It's a great choice for women with the mutated gene. At some point in the next 10-15 years she should have a hysterectomy as well. Shit, for a few hundred bucks I'll spay her.
Why are you emailing the ex?
We email every 3-6 months, usually just one back and forth. We broke up on good terms and are both happy with our current lives and relationships, so there's no reason not to be friends. We wouldn't have dated for so long if we weren't compatible as friends anyway, and there's no bitterness on any level, so it seems pretty normal to me.
Edit: Usually there's some driving force for an initial email...this time it was an update on how my mother's doing.
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So I just emailed back and forth with the ex a few times, which is a bit awkward because she lives in New York and we're going to meet up after I move there. Awkward because for years she wanted to move there and I always said hell no. I may have said hells no, actually. Oh well.
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What you really need to do, now that I think of it is go over to the Garment district to a place called Kataly rugs and find the Artisan collection, AN-050 and haggle me a damn deal! On your way back go one of the Brooklyn Flea market and pick a cool rug and that stuff up for a few dollars. Or go to Ikea. Pottery Barn Outlet malls have some cool rugs really cheap. The cool ones are fro West Elm. There is probably no shortage of cool places to shop in New York the more I think about it. Damn, it's cool where you live. You are livin' the life brotha', livin' the life...
Thank god, I'll finally be living in a place with multiple options for area rugs.
Area rugs? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Area rugs! Speedz, there's three places. There's the Rug Hut, that's on third. There's Rugs-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Feet-There. That's on third. Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the rug complex on third.
Oh, the rug district!
In other news, because of my heavy drinking, combined with a strange and haphazard sleep schedule, I got my days confused, and didn't realize today was Tuesday until about 10 minutes ago. I have to be to work at 7. I am halfway through a liter of cheap vodka. So I'm going to have to ask my ex for a ride to work, then sit in the car with her for 15 minutes, and then work until 3, deal with people, deal cards, handle thousands of dollars, all while drunk, then hungover, then, knowing me, **** it might as well get drunk again.
I am getting fired.
Ohhhhhhh
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I actually do need to buy an area rug or two. And a bunch of space-saving kitchen stuff...magnetic knife rack, spice rack, etc. Our new kitchen will have about 1/3 of the space we currently enjoy.
Edit: You know, in case anyone was wondering.
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spacefox. never once did I say anything resembling that. you literally just picked two random words, didn't you?
Not completely random, no.
I really feel like this is TSF's year.
I know I'm totally alone on this, but I've never really understood why top ranking recuits go to powerhouse schools. At a powerhouse, they are just one of many. If they went to a lesser school, then they would be a god forever at that school. They wouldn't have to pay for anything, and they would always have a job, even once they go bankrupt from wasting all their NBA money.
If they go to a lesser school there's a lesser chance that they'll have all that NBA money to waste.
Looks like your blowjob career is coming to a head.
It was really more of a hobby.
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I don't know.
I don't either. You should try to get back on that spacefox (or whatever) team.
all of the above possibly. it's mainly just to keep it in the family as I'm pretty much the only one that wouldn't sell it at the first opportunity. but I would eventually like to put a house there maybe, and even if I don't, it's still a pretty good investment I figure. plus if I own it outright I'll be a landowner and can finally wear a cowboy hat.
I thought you were already a landowner? Or maybe you don't consider the shack to be on real land.
Fair point. And no way to prove you wrong either. :throws hands up:
I WON ONE!
Play it cool, speedz. Play it cool.
I Called In Sick Today
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This is great. There's not many sexual situations worse than a (I'm trying to think of a better phrase than "half hearted", but it doesn't exist) half hearted handjob, and you've come up with a wonderful strategy for making it end before things get weird, with the options being:
-you go limp +/- blue balls
-you take over and finish for/on her
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I'm bad at the whole "we are going to have sex for the first time in this specific time and place" thing. Are you nervous? I'd be nervous. Well, if I cared.