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    I Called In Sick Today

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    yeah he posted for a while under a new name then when napa asked for his money wang disappeared again, never to return.

     

    That's sad. Was he still funny?

     

    I think you're best off hitting them with a confirmation of something conservative they aren't quite ready to let go of. On the whole, they are very "justice boner"-driven, very resentful of women, and very resistant to the idea of systematic advantages white men might enjoy or the idea of taking action toward this. Maybe a tale of revenge over a false rape accusation or a cheating whore, or maybe some kind of reverse racism at a PC workplace.

     

    You know what might work? A twoxchromosomes post about a horrible first date with a redpill guy and how she put him in his place. A clincher would be having a friend create an account where they could claim to be the redpiller in question.

     

    I actively dislike that game. It's for people who can't be funny or crude on their own. I've played it two or three times, once sober, once drunk. Didn't like it either time. Got a good chuckle the one time someone had some pretty dirty cards, but otherwise, I find it stupid. I realize I'm in the minority. It's for unfunny people that long to be funny

     

    I agree, although I do like the company a lot - they do very cool/funny shit with their popularity.

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    I Called In Sick Today

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    This thread is about to turn 10 years old in the next couple months.

     

    Crazy. I don't miss much about my life 10 years ago, except for the regular visits to casinos in AZ followed by In & Out on the way home. I actually almost went to AC a few weeks ago because I got my biannual hankering for poker. Couldn't fine anyone to come with me, and I couldn't justify driving out there by myself. Ok, I could justify it, but I got lazy.

     

    Don't forget my car died and also my dog died.

     

    Sorry to hear it. About the dog, not your car. I don't give a shit about your car. You know what, **** your car, seriously, it was a piece of shit anyway. Probably.

     

    I'm on a $5000 freeroll in 2016.

    If I can create a hoax story that makes it to the front page of Reddit at any time in 2016, I get $5K.

     

    Its not a matter of 'if' I can do it, but whether or not I should wait until the year's about half over so the freeroller is full of confidence and would offer me $10k if I could do it that very month, or just do it tonight and collect my $5k while I know the ******'s liquid enough to pay.

     

    I say do it now, but only because I really want to watch it happen and may or may not be around the thread in 6 months.

     

    What are you thinking you'll go with? Story about some incredibly convoluted revenge on your cheating wife and her lover? Maybe something about a crooked cop who got his comeuppance? Stray cat that saved your life, complete with the picture posted in this thread a few pages ago?

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    I Called In Sick Today

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    It depends - I do think large animal vets tend to stock the wider gauge and longer needles than we have. They don't need anything longer than what we have for simple things like blood draws and subcutaneous injections, but if they want to give deep intramuscular injections or tap into body cavities they need the more specialized hardware. That link is pretty much exactly what I'm going to try to find, except we wouldn't have anything with a blunt end. I'm pretty sure our only needles long enough are typically used to drain pericardial effusion, so it's more of a catheter than a needle, but should still work pretty well.

     

    I could have conveyed all that in one sentence, but I figured I'd take the chance to remind you all that I'm sort of almost a real doctor over here.

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    I Called In Sick Today

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    We really are doing recipes, and I love it!

     

    Congrats on the engagement speedz.

     

    Thanks, it's ok.

     

    Hi speedz.

     

    Anyways, got her a smoker for Christmas. Had rib tonight. Didn't cook them long enough and they still ended up tough. Anybody got any foolproof smoker recipes?

     

    Yup. The 3-2-1 method works every time.

     

    http://barbecuebible.com/2015/01/20/3-2-1-method-ribs/

     

    strat - good on you for getting (and somehow keeping) a girlfriend.

     

    Wait, you did who to my what now?

     

    Hi Speedz and Shake. I miss you guys.

     

    You don't have to pander to him. It's ok to just miss me. Hey there.

     

    Speedz is back, back again. Nice to see you sir.

     

    And you as well.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Hi Speedz.

     

    Hey now. Glad to see multiple of yous are still around.

     

    About to finally take advantage of Seinfeld being on Hulu. Going with The Opposite as first viewing - partially because it was on some countdown list I saw recently, but mostly because it's my favorite.

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    I Called In Sick Today

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    Edit: Also, apparently there's been an 'outbreak' which may be spooking people. Shows what I know.

    https://finance.yaho...-230518459.html

     

    Along the same vein as the lack of chinese food on christmas, I'm not particularly good with money. My thought would be that this e. coli thing presents a big opportunity, since the stock will drop and could be snapped up, since I'm assuming it will get back on track eventually. I assume that's not an original thought and if it was that easy everyone could do it, so what am I missing there?

     

    Soeedz!!!

     

    Ron! Your dogs are adorable.

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    I Called In Sick Today

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    You're Jewish and didn't have Chinese food on Christmas Day? Non-observant?

     

    oh, and "hi speedz"

     

    Oh hi hank. Instead of chinese I had the traditional garbage plate - bizzle (I think he was the one who knew about it) would have been proud.

     

    Yeah, but I'm assuming she's rational enough to realize that shipping delays happen (ignoring you should have been shopping earlier you SELFISH PRICK) and not be *TOO* upset with you. Maybe get her a card.

     

    Oh, well yeah. That's definitely true. I did also buy some seeds and a flock of chickens for some poor people in a third world nation in her honor, but that's more of a gift for me. And the poor people.

     

    COUNTERPOINT: You should not take advice from me on anything, ever.

     

    Fair.

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    I Called In Sick Today

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    I am, but she isn't. We're so progressive!

     

    Napa, with all the crazy out there, I'm not sure we can throw a woman in that category for not being satisfied on christmas by a miniature board game. But maybe I've been sucked into the engagement vortex and have lost sight of what's important (my right to be lazy).

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    I Called In Sick Today

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    Well of course - I'd assume any spoilers would be grounds for an immediate ban.

     

    What kind of gifting are we talking about? The kind like I managed for my fiancé for christmas this year - a miniature version of harry potter trivial pursuit? We're not doing christmas until tomorrow due to the fact that she's been working nights since the 24th. The other presents I ordered haven't arrived yet, plus it was supposed to be an adult sized version of the game, not that it would help much. I'm pretty sure now I need to scramble during lunch tomorrow to go buy her actual presents. Unless you guys think mini hp tp is good enough?

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    I Called In Sick Today

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    As a pet, as in to be cute and outgoing and cuddly? I don't feel particularly great about that - they can be huge pricks. That said, if raised to be pets from very early on in development they can be relatively friendly on their terms.

     

    I've heard that horses aren't big alpaca fans, but can potentially be desensitized to having them around. If you're looking for an animal that's friendly towards humans and a great companion for horses, I'd go with a donkey or mini donkey.

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    I Called In Sick Today

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    Welp - here I am. I'm sure am here!

     

    I originally signed in because I'm extremely hungry and need help deciding what to order. But that's ridiculous.

     

    I hope all is well with...whatever the hell is going on these days around here. You guys still making jokes and whatnot?

     

    Edit: Turned back a page, looks like it's mostly recipe sharing. I'm into it.

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    The Pet Info Thread

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    what's good for fairly significant cat dandruff?

     

    Is it a fat cat that just can't groom itself? You can try fatty acid supplements, and there are comb-in conditioners since cats aren't particularly fond of bath time.

     

    RIP Fozzie the Pit Mix

     

    Sorry to hear it.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    1) Now that you're getting married, you can't call her your ladyfriend anymore. Old Lady is acceptable.

     

    2) It's like a Christmas miracle for me that you're back. I'm almost too nervous to speak to you in fear that you will vanish.

     

    I really don't want to use Old Lady. There's got to be something else.

     

    Not to make this awkward, but I really do have to stop posting. Hopefully I'll pop back in a few years down the road. K bye.

     

    Can you send me a copy of that picture, Speedz?

     

    I'm considering it.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I never use my PTO days, and I lose them if I don't use them. That's stupid.

     

    Shake is right, that's incredibly stupid.

     

    My boss just threatened me about getting personal effects into my cube. Thinking about going to get a lot of headshots taken ala Tobias to hang up.

     

    The ladyfriend found a picture of me at my parents' house - in it I'm about 4 years old, and the pose is quite similar to the picture of George Michael that Michael keeps next to his bed. So yeah, she put it next to our bed.

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