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Also red roses imply romance, and she wouldn't want that. I don't even know the whole story but I suppose I'll just add in my own jokes based on what everyone has said, since what the hell else am I going to do on my 5th sick day in a row? As long as you guys made out, whatever. Maybe sex is overrated.

You're missing out. I know you think you're not, and you possibly got brainwashed by someone sometime about how drinking makes people super fun and smoking makes people super lame, but it's time to get over it and join the rest of the world. Weed is better for you than alcohol in every way, and a very good time.

You owned a DQ and all of your employees were high school girls. Want to try again? Only as long as Henry is ok. You don't like cheeseburgers. Is that what you're saying? IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

Yeah, this seems like the easiest of all timing issues to correct. She likes her steak really well done, so it's not like you can screw it up...she already wants it screwed up. Although I get my medium rare in the cast iron by mixing time on the burner and time in the oven, so it wouldn't be quite as simple as throwing her steak on earlier. I'd probably sear hers, throw it in the oven in another pan or dish, wait a while, then sear mine, add hers back to the pan, and finish them both off in the oven together. Well this explains a lot. Guy just doesn't get enough protein.

Are you also not looking for advice about a problem we could solve? Edit: That was a joke. I understand that suited doesn't consider this a problem, per se. I also understand that he's just telling us what's going on, not looking for us to tell him what to do about it. Edit 2: But really, I think we can all work on this steak thing.

Staggering coincidence that the percentage of relationships that fail and the percentage of times you're right about this assessment is identical. Edit: Thank you.

Ok, good to know. So Kyrie, if you want the correct advice on this situation, feel free to catch me up on the whole timeline of events. I kid. But really, one more voice couldn't hurt. But more really, I just want to also be able to say either "congrats" or "told you so" when something happens.

The saddest thing about the inner portion of me GI tract having sloughed off over the past 5 days is the fact that all those things sound great in my head, but aren't actually appetizing at the moment. Interesting how the wiring between the brain and gut works. Well, interesting to me at the moment, anyway.

Kyrie, if you want the correct advice on this situation, feel free to catch me up on the whole timeline of events. The fact that she wants this as her valentine's dinner makes me a fan. Although the lack of el sexo is very Non_Mexico. Nailed it.

CNN decided to test stoned drivers' skills. 1. Cute 27 year old heavy daily user 2. 34 year old weekend user 3. 50-something year old occasional user http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c4#/video/us/2013/02/13/dnt-driving-under-influence-marijuana.kiro "The one time in your life you get to do this, you should do it. You should do it!!!"

Oh, and if she doesn't like me it's because of that thing someone already said about me telling her the truth but possibly in an insensitive way.

I liked this exchange so much that I Memento'd it! By accident. I did who to her what now? From the guy who wakes up at like 2 in the morning? At least I think that's your story. I don't know, I don't really care enough to pay close attention. What am I, your therapist?

Shut up shake, we're busy talking about how LG doesn't like me.

Heh. I bet he gets laid, but it goes poorly. But she likes him enough to let him make up for it. Whaaaat? Totally unfair! I've been nothing but supportive!

Yes! I stay relevant! Tell her I say hi!

Just saying it GOT REAL. As in, it felt like the jokes were becoming less jabby and more stabby.

I think that means they're not perfectly good. I think part of the fun is that with 15 drinks guaranteed you can feel comfortable doing things like ordering drinks at the pool/deck/wherever and not caring if you finish every single one to get your money's worth. You know it! (high five) I don't think your word choice in that one phrase is why this post didn't translate well.

I guess that depends on if we're setting the standard at "1st pick in the draft" or "making it" (meaning >1 year as a starter). I'm a little confused about which yous guys mean. You can start for a few years and still be a relative draft bust.

Heh.

Well, nobody knows what happened yet. There are reports that there had been previous instances of domestic abuse, but there are also reports that it may have been a case of mistaken identity. There's an article out there talking about the high home invasion rates in South Africa and the fact that Pistorius is armed just in case. For the average human I would assume that he killed her on purpose, but it just seems so unlikely that someone like him, with so much to lose, would go that far. But, then again, people be crazy. "He mentioned that a security alarm in the house had gone off the

Well, I've got to tell you, I didn't see this one coming. http://espn.go.com/o...reeva-steenkamp Sad. She was super hot and seemed like a good person. Edit: For ****'s sake, I can't seem to make any images work. I don't know if it's the google images, fcp, or me. I'm sure it's me.

Dude, have some respect. You need to put that kind of stuff in spoiler tags so brvheart doesn't have to gouge his eyes out.

Whiskers, put this one in your brain-pan for when the guy quits for a better position in 4 months as soon as he's fully trained. You were a football player. Doesn't count. I'm guessing that if it's really the only one, nobody knows. I guess they could give you a general idea, but you might as well go with the high end of the range since it's not like you're in a rush.

Is his wife fat? I can't tell which would make it funnier. Probably either really skinny or really fat, but not borderline.

Sure you do.