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I bet she's a badass. And Spademan, no no and no. I was just a regular field artillery grunt when I was enlisted. OIF exp. but who doesn't have that these days.

There is absolutely no chance of this happening at all, boredom makes you do crazy things. And Strat hopes that happens, I'll just disappear one day and that will be that.

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Better than that perfect life thing is going for you... definitely too soon Have fun abroad, sounds like a blast. And if you make it to the Theater of Dreams, please take pictures.

See this is the kind of advice I need, thanks,:serious juror face:

I am scheduled for Jury Duty on Wednesday. I am torn as to whether I should go ahead and do it, or try to get out of it. It's $50 a day and they don't even put you up in a hotel. I was just curious if you would do it or not?The case would be minimum 1 week long.

Hey, still better than sitting at home and trying to decide which 80s classic I'm going to watch.

wanna know how I know you're gay?

You know what bothers me?The term "reverse racism"And I'm not racist, I'm prejudice.

I saw it, definitely a 9+ Very, very well made. My man. So I played 2/5 tonight and am just now getting back to the office. I sat at 9:15. The highlights are making 3 sets and one full house. The lowlights are losing my entire profit +120 in a 1k pot where I flopped top set and got called and lost to a backdoor runner runner. LFT Also holding J10 on the button and seeing an 8 9 Q flop and losing. The money got in on the turn. Down 120 in a game that even grinder could make money at.

WHOA, you play cards?

Going for a double feature this afternoon:American Gangster 3:30Michael Clayton 72/5 private game at 930. Time to make some M1.

He was getting 1.675-1 to make the call (tough spot with A9o) So I think long term I could probably get a fold 25% of the time and of the other 75% Im not going to be a HUGE underdog too often, if they had real hands they wouldve raised. Id take 60-40 in the spot all day long, right?

cool, thanks. I shoved, 2700 in the pot was just too much. I got looked up by A9o and lost, obv.

Quick Poker Question:I play in a live tournament that usually has around 50 guys. Some good players, most not so good. This Weds. I'm at the FT and I'm in the BBBlinds are 300/600 with less than 4 minutes remaining. 10 handed. Next Blind level is 500/1000Hero (4600- before I post the BB)with UTG +1 (6200) calls 600UTG+2 (5300) calls 600CO (6800) calls 600 sb Folds. So now there's 2700 in the pot and I have 4k behind. What's the optimal play here? I just got moved the the final table where I only played with one of the guys who limped, played fairly tight.edit* Tops:

UTG +1 5800UTG +2 4700CO <7kAll after the calls.

Ha, don't sweat the small shit brother. It could always be worse, you could be black.

Hey, Yogi Berra!!

RE: unfunny, and useless.How did the solo "beer me with nothing but Sam Adams because I'm a homosexual" go yesterday?And what's on the plate for today?

I play in a live tournament that usually has around 50 guys. Some good players, most not so good. We're at the FT and I'm in the BBBlinds are 300/600 with less than 4 minutes remaining. 10 handed. Next Blind level is 500/1000Hero (4600- before I post the BB)with UTG +1 calls 600UTG+2 calls 600CO calls 600 sb Folds. So now there's 2700 in the pot and I have 4k behind. What's the optimal play here? I just got moved the the final table where I only played with one of the guys who limped, played fairly tight.

Yesterday was one of the better days, we had some homoerotic, funny, unfunny, awesome, useless, and invigorating posts. So that means today is going to suck. How did Grinder finish?

email? i'll send you an invite.

Hey Now, why wouldn't you just go on the roadtrip? Sounds like a hell of a good time. And you could meet socal out there and help him "grieve" by being his rebound.

Why don't you just take $500, find 5 of the worst bets you can possibly make on hockey and soccer (after doing about 3 hours of research) laying you 180-1.And if you win the 90k. Turn Pro.

Hahaha, I've definitely said this before... but I don't think we meant the same things. And I missed what you meant...now that I got it, god damNIT!