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    The Dan Le Batard Show

    in Entertainment: Television, Movies & Music

    Posted

    Brvy, since you're not a real fan who listens to the show, I just want to let you know that it was just a throwaway line by Dan, not some hypothetical situation that they were discussing.

     

     

    Also brvy, since you're not a real fan who listens to the show, which do you think is worse? Cheering when a player gets injured or swearing loudly around children at a game?

    I Called In Sick Today

    in General

    Posted

    apparently MDG and biatch are having some disagreement about something. biatch went through his tweets for the last 10 days and favorited any of them that referenced losing money.

     

    How do you see what someone else has favorited?

     

    Is this forum drama? Can you point me to it?

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    Random Baseball Observations

    in Sports- Baseball

    Posted

    Musings From a Man Who Will Let You In On His Strategy If He Ever Gets To Play At A MLB Allstar Game.

     

    2-0? I'm looking FASTBALL. But the pitcher knows this. SCREW IT, I'm going straight to LEVEL 15 THINKING. I'm still looking FASTBALL.

     

    When the ball leaves the bat and I am sure the ball is over the fence, I will RAISE MY HANDS IN CELEBRATION. But not for too long. I don't want to look like an ass. Three minutes SHOULD BE ENOUGH.

     

    As I round 1st base, I'm going to smile at the first baseman. During the regular season, this is BAD FORM. But not today. Today we're GONNA HAVE SOME FUN.

     

    As I approach home plate, I will resist the urge to SLIDE HEAD FIRST. If they didn't find it funny the first time, they for sure won't find it funny THE THIRD TIME.

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    I Called In Sick Today

    in General

    Posted

    Don’t blame me for punching you twice in the neck. Rather, blame RUTHLESS DETERMINISM. For the first one at least. THE SECOND ONE WAS ME. Perhaps each one of us is nothing more than a vast array of neurons firing ESSENTIALLY AT RANDOM, causing our desires and illusions of purpose, and each day culminating with an unbridled desire for the SWEET SCOURGE OF DEATH.

     

    Please give me back MY PANTS. My underwear doesn’t fit properly and EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME.

     

    I just realized that I apparently stole from Mr. Zimmerlin in one of my recent tweets.

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    Random Baseball Observations

    in Sports- Baseball

    Posted

    Well, I haven't checked the offshores yet, but I figure the Tigers, going Sanchez/Scherzer/Verlander, one at home, two at Fenway Pahk, are short favorites for the series.

     

    I see Tigers -105, Red Sox -115.

     

    I'm not sure why Timmy is deciding that only now is it a series. It's felt like a series the whole time to me.

    I Called In Sick Today

    in General

    Posted

    So is she saying it's rape because she was drugged or too drunk or something? It seems like if it's the kind of rape where she's actively trying to not let it happen, then the video would make that clear.

    I Called In Sick Today

    in General

    Posted

    Is there a less attractive girl in the workplace you could bang, strat? Create a little jealousy.

     

    Maybe this could apply to Essay and Napa too? Hey, Essay and Napa, why don't you guys have sex with other girls? It's a solid plan.

     

     

    that's what normal people do.

     

    uh oh

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