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My guy Melvin Gordon is pretty good.

Banging the butthole, maybe overrated. Sticking a finger in the butthole whilst banging the vag, properly rated. Licking the butthole whilst fingering the vag making the girl squirm and squirt like a MF'er, wildly underrated.

Yes, regardless of her crazy status, Essay21 has his mojo back. The most important thing in dating. It took 2 years or whatever because he refused to bang fatties but it's back. She does sound like a winner so far though. Props to you my internet friend.

Or a cockring

Any chick whose world you rock with oral doesn't care how long it lasts after they got theirs. And I remember of advice of not jerking off before? Now that it's alive again and not letting you down, jerk off! Desensitize that little bastard.

Kid was born in 2009, married in 2011, divorced in 2012. Banging fatties since late 2012.

Plenty of in shape guys don't get laid, just like fatties do get laid. Slump buster is the key. Pick a weak one in the herd. You're a lawyer. Bang a 200 pounder. After my divorce, I couldn't get laid to save my life for about 6 months. Getting one, even an ugly one, gets the mojo rolling.

I've been 240-250 and I carried it bad and felt fat as hell. Not mexi-melt fat but disgusted with my body and crying whilst jerking it in front of the mirror.

I don't think I could be friends with anyone who honestly thought the eunuch explanation was plausible or appropriate. How many pots did they smoke.

20 stripper quality girls? Even I'd blow a guy for that. Probably even swallow. What are we talking about again?

I can't base an opinion on much of anything. I just know the vocal majority will always be cops are bad and are looking to kill people. We had a situation in my city recently where a known mental illness guy overdosed on ibuprofen and called 911. The police went in first and he had already stabbed himself in the chest multiple times and started aggressively coming at the 2 officers with the knife. They repeatedly told him to drop the knife but he kept coming, they tried tasing him twice and he pretty much brushed it off. So they smoked him. Many many were up in arms that they should have tried

We're talking about beer? I'd rather hear about frau's **** ******* **** with a little bit of **** ******* and hear a thing or two about dick **** ******* right inside the ******* **** and ball *******

I guess the main thing I was wondering, did you suck his dick and get ****ed in the **** hole and did he yank the **** out of your ****ing hair and how long did you **** and how big is his dick and most importantly did you **** **** dick ******* and touch you **** *******

Oh my

I went down. Surprisingly odor free. She let me do ANYTHING.

Last summer I banged a girl who was about 5'11", had to be 3 bills. It was fantastic.

They're usually in jail so there's no obligation to reach out to them for get togethers

I eat her ass or she eats mine? Either way, count me in.

You would be right broski. I see a sexy, chunky girl when I'm drinking I get all worked up. Usually easy, usually fun.

Couple beers in me and I'd be ALL OVER THAT.

And I can't believe you're a white guy from Nebraska and not an r&b singer with a name like that.

I kind of agree but it seemed like she was very over the top with the friend talk to get others off the scent. Who knows, women are conniving btchs. She is positively lovely for an older gal.

Back to the future is in the top 3 movies of all time. I'd only take someone I wanted to diddle to a film of that magnitude.

I know I ain't anything more than average. I probably was far too self conscious about it in my 20s which led to no confidence to close the deal on several occasions. I stopped caring eventually. As long as you effectively use the hands and mouth and get a little rough, the women finish and they don't give a rip about your size. While I love me some porn, it definitely aids in making the majority of men self conscious about their size. New pssy is the best. Especially because in the beginning, women trap you by pulling out their nasty tricks which ultimately go away once they lock you in.

The girl I'm kinda dating has casually mentioned cockings recently