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Napa Don that is an impressive memory as all that was nearly 4 years ago! And good find on the story I believe I told another about a drunk, pregnant AA that called with abdominal pain in the middle of the night and then took a dump in her front lawn after we brought her down. Ah memories of working in the hood. But that's in the past I've turned the page to a new, confident iTG81.

Oh yeah? Well my mom thinks I'm handsome

THIS guy, THIS guy knows all the secrets. I have a pool and a jacuzzi at my new apartment complex and I will now be smiling awkwardly at bigguns everywhere hoping their panties will moisten and follow me back to my apartment.

Fine, I dont think you were around for my drama and it was awhile ago so quick recap that doesn't matter anyway. She was a crazy, selfish attention whore but the hottest chick I ever been with. Just the right size head did the thinking, bam! fast forward to now and I'm broke, divorced and an emotional wreck. I didn't lurk at all for a couple years but started lurking again in June or so to regain the feel for the thread. Can't just start running (posting) without a little warmup (lurking).

Man, huge women are great slump busters. I'd go for the fatty. But only if she recently bathed herself, fattys always have a bit of a pungent odor.

Just go up to her and ask her if she wants to get some drinks tonight. It will work if you're just confident in yourself. Or else follow her home and find out wherre she lives. Have a friend go into her house in the green man suit from It's Always Sunny, then he tries to rape her. You break into her house and say (George McFly voice) "Hey You! Get your damn hands off her!" She realizes how amazing and brave you are and BAM! Winnah Or just rape her yourself and flee the state

3some with a hottie and another dude? I dunno I would feel weird afterwards. Although i always feel weird after the banging has completd and at least now I would have the mental pictures of bagging the hottie for the spank bank later. (and the other dude) I am on my 4 day that started yesterday but I got back on Labor Day. Tonight I'm going to my buddy and his fiance's house for a long planned evening of beer and bonfire. Its a bit of a cleansing bonfire as I will be burning pictures of the ex, letters and cards from the ex and personal belongings of the ex that she packed in my boxes that

Nothing major yet on the pranks. Especially now with the public breathing down our necks saying public employees are lazy and don't deserve their money and benefits we're mostly on our best behavior. A lot of little things. This one guy always pours water and peoples chair and then they sit and look like they pooped themselves. This older lieutenant he would always make people buy him soda and one of the guys would just flip the tab around and he never figured it out and would always think the can was defective. Water fights, stealing things, tying shoelaces together. It's like a bunch of 30-5

No shit it has been super rough. I mean, I know its all about eating big and lifting big. I got the eating big part down but then I say, eh, I'm too tired to lift today I'll hit it hard tomorrow but then that don't happen and its a vicious cycle. I started supplements this week and I'm hoping to get back to the physical specimen I once was by the end of the year. And yeah life sucks

The new forum get me for the first time! ol/dr

I've gotten the "you have the perfect size" comment before, which of course translates to not that big.

Quick life update for those that care but its mostly for those that don't care. Rememeber that girl? You guys were probably right about that, that was a bad idea. We're going through a divorce now, however I have an awesome 2 year old son to show for it that I guess somehow makes all the pain worth it. I think that sentence needs another comma or maybe a period break. Personal hell lead to professional weeeee! though. I got my dream job on my hometown fire department that I started 2 months ago. Women suck and I'm trying to get back out there but I got Shake/Sal/Suited/Yon/Napa/Clint i

That was awesome sir Guapo/Ocho! And HI everyone