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You can just let them eat without utensils at home. Edit:

If you really want to drink it in his honour, you should drink it in his honor. Vodka is about 80 calories per ounce. If you were wondering. In. I liked this. Although I don't think I officially did. I'll go back. I've been to a Medieval Times. The only thing I remember is that they make you eat your dinner with your hands. "Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel." I think that's my all-time favorite quote. Essay, probably.

Well, you said she doesn't want to get back together, so I just assumed there was some sort of two-way communication that occurred.

That was a fun ol/dr moment.

I was under the impression that she had already responded. I was misled! Whenever I see that word I think it should be pronounced "mize-uld." Be sure to thank Napa for being the rising tide. Sorry, tilt, looks like IE was next.

See, I was right.

He meant investigate with his penis.

Also, at any point in the night did you mention (you know, just in passing) that you were celebrating your passing of the bar exam?

Was she hot?

But Shake should probably jump on that.

You know what? I don't like it when people answer a question with, "I'd be lying if I said I did..." What's that all about?

Don't know why you're trying to bring everyone down with you now.

Congrats, Flu. See how Napa's pending job offer is lifting everyone else up? Essay passes the bar, Thera's having a kid...everything's coming up Milhouse! Who's next?

That was a bad choice of excuse. How about you come up with the desire to make your wife happy? To everyone else: this is definitely the strangest issue that has ever come up in this entire thread, right? Like, no question.

Oh, you guys.

Is that an option? If it is, I'm imagining the end of Field of Dreams...

Yeah, that number is probably too low. This was well said. I really dislike Romney a lot. I don't know why I should vote for him. I don't know why I should vote for Obama either, but that at least would make sense.

That's a dumb way to run a business. It's like letting the federal government make all the decisions for the states, right???

I feel like strat needs a hug. Beans is the most amazing person that I sort of almost know. Brv, is this a new development? Like she just recently developed an insatiable appetite for cock-gobbling?

This was funny. Ooh, now I know your full name.

Yes, but there were three of them that passed, so how would I know one of them was you? "The pass rate is 90.35%." Pfft, and all this time I thought you were getting worked up over a hard test.

Good job, essay. I checked the list when it was posted and then I realized that I don't actually know your name.

I loved the sooey (suey?) montages. My favorite part of the hypnotizing wrestler re-join is when he says, "textbook worm!"

From the owners' perspective, they get their TV money even if the season is cancelled. So maybe receiving TV money and not paying player salaries is a good formula for them. Or, at least, not bad enough that they'll have to cave before the players do. I feel like the owners/leagues generally do better than the players do in these lockouts/strikes. The shortened NBA season wasn't that bad of a thing though. Seasons should be shorter anyway.