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Just a quick short cutif you enter a code into, lets say E2, you can point your curser to the bottom right of that one cell (your curser will look like this +). You can then drag it down to the last row you want the formula to appear in and release. It will copy the formula you entered into E2 down to that last row and it will stop there. This is in replace of using the "fill down" option.thanks for the extra responses guys, only problem i had was to get the positives to come up as green and thats done now :)esp thx for the help regarding the empty boxes.. only problem is that =IF(F3=" ", " ", G2+F3)doesnt work for cell g3.. thx! -
I don't like you.Shut up.Welcome to the forum!Um?????????? The free programs are just AHK scripts written by members of 2+2 to help with multitabling which I thought I would pass along (they have been around for awhile). They are at overcards.com. Go there and check it out FCPInfo and repost my thread when you realize they are not malicious.BTW, all the software I mentioned is well-known to pros. Next time, how about PM any issues you have instead of just jumping to conclusions. 15 minutes is money to me and it wasted bc you jumped the gun. -
From what I understand the W$s are like tounament cash chips. If you win a $500 seat into a larger tourny you can sell that seat to them and they resell it to others.
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FYPI recently read an article in the poker chronicles about the W$ industry.Here is a link if you want to read it (insert link here)What does the W$ industry provide and how can they make a profit of what they're selling? -
Actually I think he is right. He found some lost retarded. He read my post and believed that I owned the retarded and so he handed it to me and said "your retarded" It was more of a question as in "is this your retarded?"Read my post. You might see that he is not far off from the truth.actually, that was pretty funny. I once was teaching a class and left the room for a second and a kid wrote on the board "Josh is Dum". Needless to say he was publicly humiliated for about a half hour straight and then reminded of his mistake every hour on the hour for the rest of the day.Needless to say I didn't teach for very long after that.lol nh on spelling you're wrong in "youre retarded" -
I totaly agree.waitmaybe notwait....I...ummmmmWhat was this thread about again?If by "Scalia and Roberts are fine men" you meant "boobies are cool" than I totally agree.
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I suck as a writer. I make mistakes. Alot of them. I do enjoy writing.You would be stupid to hire me. Below are some examples of why I suck at writing. They are a pair of movie reviews I did. Maybe I should ask DN if he wants me to inscribe any special story on his new totaly awesome pottery.The first one: A history of Violence http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399146/ this movie seemed to be the kind of movie every guy gets a craving to see every once in awhile. You know what I mean. That urge to see someone get kicked in the face. You may not want to see that happen in real life (yes you do) but in a movie you can tell yourself they are acting and then not feel bad about enjoying the view. On that note, if that is what you want the movie will deliver, however that is not why I love this movie. The script is beautiful pile of dung. At all of the intended dramatic scenes you find yourself laughing in disbelief at the onslaught of verbal caca being flung into your earlobes by what was obviously a room full of apes with pens and construction paper writing a blockbuster. Did that last sentence make sense? NO! If you liked that last sentence you will love this movie. The only way this movie could have been better was if Will Smith (Smiff) was cast as the lead and he lead a crew of people on a mission to the center of the earth and sometime in the movie he shoots Antonio Scarpacci's head off (need help with that reference...click here http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001724/). I would list some specific quotes but I don't want to spoil it. The next movie is just such a let down. KONG. Jack Black (Carl Denham) makes a pathetic attempt at "serious" roll. By serious I mean an overgrown ape (Rosie O'Donnell) falling in love with a woman and taking on a city (go figure) roll. He has one move...the "give lost stare....long pause in middle of dialogue......whisper the rest of the line" move. I have not seen this move used so much sense the last time I saw anything "starring"(that is a stretch) David Caruso (find your own link). WAY too many scenes that are pointless. Over three hours of lame. The movie, IMO, could have been cut down to a 45 min tv special (I still wouldn't recommend anyone watch).I am sure you have realized that reading this post was a complete waste of your time by now. Good. That was my intention.Have a good day.
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You entertain me. You may stay.good luck with all this advice you have received.Oh....and do what Jordan said.Time to be upfront. Im a losing player. Wanna know why? Every week or so I throw 50 bucks to neteller and into Fulltilt. Every week , I see that I have 0.02$ available to me at the cashier. I know how it happens too .. I make the deposit , play the 24+2 16k guaranteed , and lose. Half my roll gone , then I go donk it off steaming pissed at the .50/1 NL , which is totally outside of my bankroll with an initial deposit of 50 bucks.Wash / Rinse / Repeat , Welcome to Me. Granted, every month or so I may crack the final table , but because I was puckered tighter then a ducks *** , I usually take 9th or 8th prize before being blinded out and earn 300 bucks. Then I usually withdraw it (another mistake). Im being honest and upfront about what I make annually , because there are alot of good posters here at FCP and Im hoping that someone can read this and possibly work a plan for me , I.E stay at these limits with 1 tourny a week or something like that. *Hopefully*Anyways, I have alot of responsabilities. I will never be able to quit my full time job with pension and benefits until I win alot of cash. Wife + Kids + 2 Mortgages + 2 trucks + School loans + CC's . Im not financially in trouble at all , otherwise I wouldnt be throwing 50 a week at Fulltiltpoker .. so I manage , even after typing those responsabilities above, made me think , lol ... anyways 50.00$ a week will be deposited into Neteller , then to Fulltilt.What limits should I play at , should I stick to MTT's (maybe twice a week) or 4 SnG's a week , or just cash .. Someone discipline me, because Im handling my roll like **** . I NEED HELP. (Disclaimer) : If your thinking about possibly being a smartass or flaming me, for coming to *my* poker community , humbled and asking for some guidance , then I bet you will grow old and eventually die scared, and alone. -
This is why you are kind of a big deal around here.You played horribly.EDIT: u worded your 1st post bad, i cant tell if you started the final table with all new stack sizes, or if you guys started the 11 players with 8k1 - your stack was 13000-14000., at the final table of 7 people. started with 11 people., @ 8000 chips.meaning 32,000 chips have been distributed. you have 6000 of those leaving 26,000 more between 6 other players., You claimed to be a chip leader, so obviously everyone was pretty close in stack.why she didnt risk her tournament life with QQ is stupid to ask. you havent given enough information for us to classify her as weak tight.9,9 call all in, vs a player u think is tight, is also very silly. being the aggresor is only good when you know how to exploit it. -
I would play it!That game would be hella fun. Games are not real life (ARE YOU LISTENING TIPPER ****ING GORE???).However, I agree with the OP (though he's overreacting a bit). Poker is on thin ice image-wise, and stuff like this doesn't help. -
This link is NOT SPAM. it is Prahlad rapping to endorse rakebreak.comhttps://www.rakebreak.com/RAKEBREAK.wavCan a brotha get a link for a Prahlad rap? -
wow. If that got you all worked up, I would hate to see your reaction to the thread yesterday about a new idea for a poker video game.Here is a summary:GTA meets Stacked.Idiot comments like this is the reason poker is having trouble getting corporate sponsorships. Most non-poker companies out there are staying out of the poker boom right now because of the perception of the game.I know for a fact that Daniel is a big proponent of getting major corporate sponsorship into poker.Moronic comments like the one above aren't helping. "It's unethical, but f'ck, we're playing poker aren't we? Everyone knows poker is played by a bunch of criminals, drug dealers, people who hate god, and anyone else that could be viewed as "bad" by the general public."Thanks for the support of the poker community. Do everyone a favor and stop making idiot comments like this that do nothing but fuel the anit-gambling movement. -
It seems you are getting mixed reviews on your play here. I like the agressive style with the suited connectors. You had a huge draw on the turn so there is argument for checking for the free river however, betting makes it hard for your opponent to put you on the draw so when it hits you get paid. I like it. I also like the smooth call on the river just in case. The 1/2 NL live games are like the .25/.50 online games. Total donkfest. so I play them VERY aggressive. It seems to work out where I play.EDIT: I missed the part where the dude called an all in with Q3. Now I say raise river. But I stick to the aggressive turn bet. Sounds like he has QJ.Played a hand in AC last week, not sure if i did it right or got the most money out if it as i could. let me know what you think. 1/2 game on the button, fold to me and i have 8c9c. i raise to 8 and big blind calls.FlopQc 2d 7cBB checks, I bet 15 BB callsTurn10dBB checks, i bet 40, BB callsRiverJc, giving me the flushAll of a sudden BB perks up and throws out 60 bucks, I think for a minute, was he chasing higher flush? i just smooth called, flipped over flush. he looks at board funny and mucks. cant put him on a hand, he was calling everything. Whould a re-raise at river been better on my part, or was smooth call the safest bet? only a few hand I can really really put him on that he would call all the way down (AKd, AQ, MAYBE QJ) -
Tisk tisk. After all we have been through (see bold above)To answer your original question, I would quit. But only to start my own business.If I won 300k, I might take a year off my regular job and just see if I could make it playing nl cash games live.Oh and I would buy one of those sweet Falcon labtops and get a custom paint job on it. -
You are an embarrassment to the North West and human kind in general.I call for a ban before this gets worse.Where is Royal Tour? He is kind of a big deal around here. Maybe he can put in a ban request for us.Ebonics lololol ok +1 -
Sorry. I can not help it. that is probably the funniest thing I have seen on here in a long time. Words can not describe how happy you have made me.I think I love you.Why flame me for saying I need a labtop? I already have a desktop. -
are there other forums?1+yea if you apply logic to everything.idiot. what are you doing in general? -
this level of retardedness is right on par with what is to be expected from a coug.az waz pointd ot n anuther thread 2 useless post for toooo myne azzzz wll go fr the trifecta -
Shouldn't it be Eno Sulp?keeping up with the pace of retard topics in generaloh and Sulp Eno -
The winner of that huge showdown has a really good shot at being invited to the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl on Dec. 19th, or maybe even the prestigious Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl on the 29th, but that's a long shot of course.
And don't even talk to me about the Ducks/Sooners gamegood call or bad call.........that was one hell of a blocked kick
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Yeah that was rough. I was watching. I am happy for her but man those were some bad calls. I think the whole damn tourny didn't make it past the third round.I am glad I sucked out on Wandingo so early. I didn't want him to make any points that game. notbad4agirl's victory is awesome because that helps people like you and I have a better chance at making next round because 1st place points went to her.We will see. She now has a target on her back. That could work to her advantage.if I remember correctly, she knocked me out on board of 543, I had 53 she had 84, she called my all-in, turned a 4 -- oh well, gg -
fold post flop.The last hand in the tourny was really bad. You would have been called with hands as bad as Kt in that situation. You already discussed how bad the NL hand was so I won't bring that up.you made it sound like it was an obvious fold. To me, i didnt know where i was at, but i made an insta call because i couldnt get a way from an over pair on a small board. If it was a board with a K, or A on it, easy fold, but the other way around, its not an easy fold for me. I'm just trying to get an honest feel for how other pple here would play the hand. Would they fold or call? -
I can't believe no one has linked to the other thread about this from JC.I also can not believe no one has flamed for him saying he needs a labtop
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lay off. She has a man. and apparently that man likes a chick with a unit.Thank you for your service! I say we keep this thread going for andibear and vanteego so they always have a little piece of home for them. Maybe we can push for a sticky or just keep bumping.STAY SAFE!Indeed.Our prayers are with you an your unit.
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congrats!Now buy into a $500 tourny. You are ready.