lifelessimp
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two words:Smash System.(not that he necessarily invented it).
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yah... this is the softest site ever. Softer than stars play money. wow. I played like 40 hands of limit, up a small amount, read this thread, played 40 hands of NL and am now sitting at $120. I'd play more right now, but too tired. How do you earn points?
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Does anyone else hate how people think they're so important that they should make a thread dedicated soley to their joining a forum?Oh, welcome to the forum. :-)how did u get such a big bank roll this early on to buy in a 10000 tourny?...sattalite? -
He recorded 10k sng's from a variety of sources, not just himself.Between all of the players that I back, coach, or play with, I have either reviewed or personally recorded over 10,000 SNGs worth of data in the past 6 months. This is quite the heterogeneous data set, too. It includes players as young as 18 and as old as 68. -
I'm a retard, so I'm going to say I was born um.. Jan 11, 1989. That way I'm 16 and in high school. 'cuz everyone knows that high school is good times.
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I figured out the op's problem! he's a straight edge douche! just btw, I'm pretty sure that NOT ALL VEGETARIANS ARE CULT MEMEBERS LIKE YOU. douche. you probably have those retarded Xs on your hands, don't you?+1something that makes you think...like for instance what makes someone talk all the time about being vegetarian, then out of nowhere say he'll sellout for TV? I think it's interesting. Obviously he wants to be on the show. So he is telling the world to forget about the Vegetarian thing because it's a non issue. Being on the show would be great promotion for him, but to sellout over is pretty messed up. I've been Straight Edge since 99 and I wouldn't sellout for anything. It's my life. I stay true to what I preach. You can't preach then flip. Although, the biggest preachers are usually the first to flip. They preach not to convince others, but to convince themselves. It's a crutch they use to help themselves stay true. The post shouldn't have been locked. I might have gone at it at the wrong angle, but it still is an interesting topic. Especially when you have a famous figure promoting vegetarianism and then completely flipping in a blog viewed by thousands. -
+1.oh. I think some of my first posts were in said thread, so it brings back fond memories for me :-).Mnemsyne.
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GO STANFORD!!!!!!!even though their football team sucks horribly...and The Play was SOOOOO illegal. so many forward laterals.but yeah, cal footbal owns hard. They might have a chance to beat SC :roll:
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Off Topic
Forgive my ignorance again, but what does OT stand for?Holla, Phil!
Move to OT, and you have your first member.I’ve been developing a pretty shitty sleeping habit since I started working on my BR. Mainly because I work second shift as a waiter, so when I come home at midnight I want to play for a few hours.So here is to the Insomniac FCP Crew.. Who’s with me? -
k. Thanks a lot.I really suck at poker.
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Ok, from what I have heard, you can't raise if a player has gone all in for less than the minimum bet and someone else calls.If that's true, why doesn't pstars follow this rule?PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cxSB (t1550)BB (t4470)UTG (t40)UTG+1 (t1420)MP1 (t1440)MP2 (t1415)MP3 (t1280)CO (t1020)Hero (t2335)Preflop: Hero is Button with [Ad], [2d]. UTG raises to t40, MP2 folds.In this hand, preflop UTG raised all in for 10 more, which is less than the minimum bet of 30. Then MP2 called that raise. Then I re-raised. So why doesn't stars follow the rule of no re raising after an all-in for less than the minimum bet call?Or am I missing something? If so, sorry for wasting your time.(and yes, ISAP)
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not a fish...
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HAHAHAHA! I get it! OP is a ****ing retarded dipshit who got his girlfriend pregnant because he's a RETARDED FUCKTARD!!!!What a shitbag. lol. You're a donk. Anyone who would think you are at all trustworthy is FUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARDFUCKING RETARD.You. Are. An. Asshat. good luck fucking yourself, i'm sure your taint is so small that even your half incher can reach around into your ass. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.+1.FUCKING WASTE OF A LIFE. YSALKY. YSALKY. YSALKY. YSALKY. YSALKY. YSALKY. YSALKY. YSALKY. YSALKY. YSALKY. YSALKY. YSALKY. YSALKY. YSALKY. YSALKY.I should get +2 for this.FUCK YOU BITCH!
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Oh, just btw, this is shittishly racist of you to say. Not that an immoral shithead such as yourself would care, but that's like saying" I'm a jew if you know what that is... then you know... i don't make my $ like the rest of you....i am an investment banker (or w/e stereotype you want here.)Second...like i've said before im a gypsy if you know what that is...then you know..i don't make my $ like the rest of you....i hustle,con,steal,scam for my $... -
I'm dealt kd ks in CO. I raise, fish in small blind three bets, I cap. flop comes 5d 2h kh. We cap again, everyone else folds. turn comes 4s, we cap. River comes 8c. He checks, I bet, He folds, getting 20-1. Then he says: ")(*U_(*&^*(^$&&%^#$ river". As if he thinks 1.) he was ahead until the river. 2.) I had like 67 and capped every street until the river.fish said, "or good bluff .whatever"Or maybe I don't know what I'm talking about...
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If you have 5 decent players (out of 10) in a sng, who are colluding (sharing hole cards) but are not chip dumping/ softplaying, they have a pretty big advantage, and it's pretty likely one of them will win. So if you're not greedy, you could go for a smaller 25k score by getting 125 people who each win 2 in a row (by themselves, no team play), and then after that have them get in groups of five and play in sngs. Then you'll have 25 people with 3 wins each. Then next level, you have 5 people with 4 wins each. Then one guy wins the final level.Even if players average 10 buyins to get to 2 wins in a row, you still walk away with a 9.5 k profit, or 75$ a person. And that doesn't even include the good chance that a lot of players are going to cash in the noble poker $250 for finishing first or second 5 times in a row.Obviously this isn't a huge profit, but I'm sure you could find a way to do this up to 7 sng's, and of course you'd have to disguise this a lot. (ie: having people with 2 wins play those with 4, never sitting at the same table as other players for more than one round, not being obvious with chip dumping and such, etc.)Wow. I can't believe I just wasted like 10 minutes of my life writing this response. I suck and am a loser and a losing horrible poker player. GG.
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I think this is my first post in strategy. I suck at poker in general, and am new to LHE. No reads in this hand.PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cxPreflop: Hero is UTG with [Ts], [Td]. Hero raises, MP2 calls, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls.Flop: (14 SB) [Tc], [5d], [8c] (7 players)SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, MP2 calls, CO folds, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls.Turn: (9.50 BB) [2d] (5 players)SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, MP2 calls, SB folds, BB calls.River: (13.50 BB) [7d] (4 players)BB checks, Hero bets, Hero calls.Final Pot: 17.50 BBProblem for me here is that I know I have the best hand on flop/ turn, so I bet out, but there are so many call stations that All draws have odds to call. Is there a way to prevent this? Also, how is betting the river? Should I check/call there? Anything else I did wrong? Thanks.
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looks cool, if ur into that kinda artsy stuff, but what does it have to do with poker/ dn ? :?
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I care.(first reply yay!)
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I'm lefty like that. neone else?you have to much time on your hands. go rub one off. -
:shock: Props to you for waiting for so long after joining to post. you are my hero.
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stop posting... i'm trying to monopolize...:shock: Props to you for waiting for so long after joining to post. you are my hero.
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AND UGLY!!! :shock:good.bad.
pokerstars question
in General Poker Forum
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Pokerstars is rigged.(which is why I play there, because I can outdraw like a mother fucker... I love hitting those 1 outers.)S FREAKING W(even though I know certain posters actually think it's rigged, even some who are well respected, good players.)