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I was suggesting http://royalvegaspoker.com/But the best way is actually instant bankrollhttp://instantbankroll.com I think.Shiny chicken should be here any minute asking you to use his referral code...
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Step 1: Get 40% rakeback for prima poker network from custom36 ( I really hope that's his name, or i'm stupid)Step 2: Sign up at Royal Vegas Poker and get $10 free.You obviously don't have the correct roll to play any of their games, (.5/.10 lowest for both limit/nl), but it's a start. and you get 40% rakeback!Too bad poker Fantasy stopped offering that free $50...
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please shut up. Oh, and online poker is all rigged, so you should quit playing and leave.EDIT: @ op: I use avg pot size to find either passive games, or overly aggressive games.Oh tanx for nothin my japanese guru!! Japan that source of infinite wisdom, err mindless material civilization if Ive seen one.Go spook someone else hero.CheersSals -
Hey koop, you ran/run xc right?Have you ever heard of crystal springs?/off topic+1
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Sorry about the crappy hand format, converter doesn't work.Limit Holdem .25/.5 (8 handed)Hero is UTGPreflop : Hero dealt K:club: Q:heart: (8 players)Hero raises; UTG+1 calls; UTG +2 calls; 3 folds; SB calls; BB calls;Flop:(10 SB) 7:heart: A:diamond: K:spade: (5 players)SB Check; BB bets; Hero raises; UTG+1 3-bets; UTG+2 calls; SB folds; BB calls; Hero Calls; Turn:(10.5 BB) Q:diamond: (4 players) BB Check; Hero bets; UTG+1 raises; UTG+2 calls; BB calls; Hero calls;River:(18.5 BB) 9:diamond: (4 players) BB Check; Hero bets; UTG+1 calls; UTG+2 rases; BB folds; Hero calls; UTG+1 calls; Final Pot: 24 BBHad no real reads on anyone, only 5 hands in.Pretty sure every single street is bad here, raising UTG w/ kqo is probably too loose.After the flop, dunno why I raised, try to fold JT or maybe a weak ace, I suppose. After getting 3-bet, I still have to call, I guess.On the turn I think I may have the best hand, so I bet out. Someone could have JT, or still have me beat, but I think I'm good?I don't really know... I think I should have folded this at some point, or stopped raising and just called down. A lot of hands have me beat, I was esp. afraid of JT because there was no reraise pf, so I doubted anyone had qq, kk, AA, or even AK. Any advice would be great.
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If you're lazy, though, here's the link:http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter/
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No...really....it's tight. Everyone should stay away.
protecting your fishy tables, anyone?I went to the bad beat jackpot area and "wow" is the only way I can describe it. If you can avoid the suckouts, you can leave with a monster stack. At one point in a short 90-120 minute session, I was up 30BB.
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made me laugh for some reason... :-)people push with less in a $10 as opposed to $10k buy in. thats why you play your kings differently. Is that idea to complicated for you retards? -
In before poll, yo.+1(no)
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I think this is a huge flaw in thinking on your part. There is a reason small stakes games are different from larger ones. The biggest, most evident thing is that in small stakes games most players are donkeys (we suck.) As such, they are MUCH more apt to go all in with much less than premium holdings. If you play at lower limits much, you can clearly see that people are much looser at low limits. I don't mean brilliant LAG players, i mean loose, call-down with nothing, horrible players. While 3 calls all in normally screams aces, that is the only hand you are behind to, and many players will push all in with weaker holdings. There is a reason that there are a disproportionally large amount of players knocked out in the first 10 min of a $10 buy in tourney vs. a $200 one.The reason i posted this was to see what other people would have done in this situation, the fact that it was only a 10$ tourney is irrelevant i think. for those of u who told me what they would do i thank u, for the other people who act tough hiding behind a nickname well ye are the reason people r getting censored off with this forum -
er.. just realized there is no god.but the point is that spademan is one of the few always, always funny posters on the site. Most posts he makes are very funny. Spademan isn't one of those azzholes who randomly flames topics, he flames random and not random topics very well and also +funny. No crappy "DIEEEEE" shit and stuff .Don't get banned spademan you arewayto o cool and stuff so just don't do it you are really funny and like stuff yah and like yah and stuff. In conclusion, sleep is bad, staying awake to post on a message board is good.I will now get off spademan's balls and let the next person hop on.Spademan is god. -
See, the thing is you are getting even odds with one guy all in, and even better (3-1) with 3 guys all in.If I am an 80% favorite, I would call that in an instant.If you mean KK is going to be 20% to win, that's only true if you know one of them has pocket aces. Otherwise, you are roughly 40% to win or so, making it an easy call getting 3-1 on your money. $10 tournament: the random crap people push with is... random crap. Maybe 1/3 times, someone has AA. In that case, someone do the math and find out your -EV. otherwise it's very +EV.I suck at life, and at poker. Spademan is god. Teneight is cool, too.you guys are both certified geniuses.i edited.you guys can push in on the first hand of an MTT with KK all you want. 20% or even more of the time, you will be sent packing on that first hand. i expect to play a lot of good poker while you guys are out hustling fatties at the local pub, safe with the knowledge that it was a sound play to run KK against a bunch of randoms in the first 2 mins. of an 8-hour tournament. by all means, continue. -
I guess this is serious... so:a $10 tourney? autocall. easy, easy call.kings win more than 1/4 of the time vs. what people push with (esp first hand) of a $10 tourney.
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no problem.+1
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Pwned is a "gamer" word. It is basically a mistyping of "owned", because the p is next to the o.One story reports that in an RTS game (either WarCraft II or Starcraft), someone made a custom map where losing players would see a special message. However, instead of typing in "YOU WERE OWNED," a typo resulted in "YOU WERE PWNED." It is said that every use of the word pwn therefore comes from this one hapless misspelling, or a similar one occurring in another game.that's the story I always heard.Wikipedia is your friend.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwnedhow did the "pwned" word ever get started? i've seen it a few other places. anyone know the story behind it? -
same as my name on here. Don't find me, I don't wanna lose all my money
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nope, I'm right probability of rolled up ACES is 1/5525, or 5524-1.Yours is any rolled up.424-1woohoo first real answer -
isn't it like 4 choose 3 / 52 choose 3?it's like 1/5525 i think?
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....It's the op being a newb and posting random shiz like this to up his post count....+1
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Slightly less new poster trying to rack up posts as well...So I just got sshe and am going to spend this upcoming jewish holiday (yom kippur I think?) +weekend reading it.Hope it's as good as everyone says it is...
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Tritz, I like you. I think you were misguided in your attempts to show fcp your "truth", but I still think you were cool. Just stop bringing up the topic of this bull, and when people make fun of you, just LAUGH IT OFF. NO ONE REALLY HATES YOU. THEY JUST THINK YOUR always being a dipshit. Good luck in all your ventures. You're cool. Online poker will not be "cracked." I assure you. And if it is, you won't be affected. No one will play at your limits just to take your money.Have a fucking good life, dude. :bubblebye:
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some retarded thing where some students got restraining orders against other students. It was all bullshit that was basically made up, but we got fucked anyways. :evil: (still bitter...)
Bummer what happened?Sigh... My high school robotics team got shut down my sophmore year in high school, right in the middle of build period. GL to you.+1. -
Sigh... My high school robotics team got shut down my sophmore year in high school, right in the middle of build period. GL to you.+1.
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Ugh... I really didn't think I needed to add an SW to my post, but I guess I do.Besides, I like stars.Uggggghhhh.....I can't stand people like you lifelessimp..do you people actually believe that online poker is rigged? What do they gain out of rigging your play money games, so that you lose, and another play money player wins? It would be absolutley pointless.... and even if you play with real money, why would they rig it? Why would they put their reputation on the line just to scam you of your money, in which they only take a fraction of?? OR are they punishing you? I have heard alot of stories from people like you....*Pokerstars is punishing me because i cashed out. *Pokerstars is punishing me because i moved sites, and now im back.... Just SHUT UP.....places like pokerstars dont have time to rig your play money games, or real money games.....what is at stake far out weighs what they would gain...what would they gain?
would you take this +ev bet
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