[an omaha hand]

Thanks for the responses guys. At the time I quickly repotted all in. I had no doubt that he had an AAxx hand, and he did have AA with the 5-9 of spades. I was about a 1 or 2 percent favorite preflop with a large chance of a split. Not the point is that he hit the flush on the river after flopping 4 to it, but I wasn't sure how happy I should be with a pot raise coming back my way with only the possibility of flopping a set of kings or a broadway straight to fall back on for win outs. It was a very small edge to push if I felt like I was against an A-A hand, but I don't think there is another way to play it.

[an omaha hand]

I'm gonna do something silly and bump this, I'm interested if anyone has a take. Just trying to learn some plo.

[a new breed of ambitious fish...]

I played some nebraska low only last night hard game to find

Not if you live in Omaha, short, fat chicks to nail everywhere.

[the greatest poker putdown]

Your mom wasi ensemenated by Eeyor and had you.

Thanks for noticin...On a side note, this is the second great eeyor reference i've seen in the past 3 days, counting a jeopardy answer the other day.

[the greatest poker putdown]

"Ian, in the poker game of life...you're the muck"

Lol, whatever this even means, it has to be a hard burn.

[the greatest poker putdown]

norton goodphillip okaylobo...not so much

I didn't know these were being judged....and by the looks of the things, you rated people higher on the status they hold on this site. With Norton up the top.... i didnt really find his as funny, i havent really found any so far, that funny.But since we're scoring, you get a 0/10, you didnt even have one. Maybe you should try judge less, and participate a little more.

do the words "noob cannon" mean anything to you?? ahthankyoup.s. it's 6 am where I am, let the daytime posters get on and show it up, then we'll see some action.

[the greatest poker putdown]

norton goodphillip okaylobo...not so much

[the greatest poker putdown]

people on the internet talk a lot of noise sometimes. Anyone who's played some online poker has seen some dirty online poker trash talk. In the same vein as the "you know you're playing a fish when he says..." thread, I want to hear the greatest "poker putdown" you've ever heard. I'll kick it off, it's not great, but it made me laugh. Bodog PLO table, guy calls off all his chips --a full 12 dollars-- on the turn with a gutshot straight draw. After he misses and reloads, he calls his opponent a:Noob CannonProceed at your leisure...

[big sales day tomorrow! stampede time!]

I'd say it's bad, but at least they don't hate their money by buying things full price. I prefer the afternoon myself. I love it when the papers have articles about people being trampled and injured in the stampedes. Then it's funny.

[final table of wpt-satellite]

what are the stacks? no pstars on my thanksgivin compgl op

[final table of wpt-satellite]

what are the stacks? no pstars on my thanksgivin compgl op

[an omaha hand]

I like your response Billiards, it seems like the only way to play this hand is to reraise, but the more I think about it, my hand isn't that good as a preflop hand either. At the .25/.50 plo level, few players I've run into will reraise a raise with a middle wrap even double suited. My immediate assumption was that he had A-A-x-x.Facing another A-A, is my hand any good? The only win hand I can make is a broadway straight, while if one or both of his aces are suited, he's got a lot of potential to beat me. But can anyone lay this down here? Any other arguments for a flat call, no KKK or broadway (and what about just a draw to broadway) or lay it down on the flop?

[an omaha hand]

.25/.50 PLO Hero is BB w/ A A K K EP raises to 2.25folds to Hero raise to 5.00EP pot raise to 17 ishHero? Raise/Call/Fold?results pending

[a cool 25k ….]

Dangol pokerun bettinwiththenutsun theESPNun Friday night therory dangol student ofthamedia I tell you what. Omaha, man.Dang it Boomhauer!

Excellent Boomhauer, sir.

[shorthand dictionary for newbies?]

IQTMPOA...

[be smart negreanu]

It's apparent that most of you are professional masturbators.

And?

And make damn good money doing it. I'll finish the sentence, anyone else?

[would you ever.........]

if you limp there's gonna be four hands with A-rag and then when they catch an A NL.

.......4 aces in the deck, plus one on the flop= rigged

[my friend's blog......]

god doesn't exist.    

you are correct sir

[bodog not connectiong]

bump, anybody getting connected?

[bodog not connectiong]

still not connecting for me. any word on this?

[that's one big horseshoe i had up my ass this sng...]

I am in such an unbelievable world of pissed off right now about looking at all those hand histories. Damnit. Okay, goooos-fra-ba.

[spademan on stars?]

I saw a banner ad today come up with the Angelina Jolie picture that used to be a certain someone's avatar. Right below it said which celebrity is this? I thought to myself: "He finally hit the big time."

[main event final table thread]

What time does this re-air tonight on ESPN in central time zone? Stupid night class....

[post... what challenge match interests you most?]

Mike Matusow vs. Shawn Sheikhan$500,000 NL HoldemBlinds 1/2Just to make this match go as long as it can and watch Sheikhan get his ass kicked verbally and in poker.

How about 1-2 limit then, or perhaps pot limit--Mouth: I bet the pot you idiotSheik: You're bad and stupid, I repotMouth: You're badder and stupider, I repotSheik: Fold, but you'll get what's yours you bad poker playing sucker.

[all in preflop with same hand]

A couple of my buddies and myself were wrapping up a home game and went a-a vs. a-a vs. q-4 off. q-4 hit two pair and won on what he called a "pot odds" call. Life is rigged.