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i like to mix it up in the off-jerking. left hand is good due to better mouse control with the right hand, and also feels a bit different, yeilding somewhat of a "stranger"-like experience. i'm just making the last part up. but i'm a righty.
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interesting song selection. i agree with dark matter and bns, a smart kid is still just a little bit too slow for me. sky moves sideways phase one is their best song. start of something beautiful, arriving somewhere, basically all of deadwing and the first half of in absentia are disgustingly badass, as are sever, waiting phase one, and every other song theyve ever made other than collapse the light.pt is so much better than the second best band in the world that its really a travesty that not more people have heard of them.hm, 500 posts. sweet.andy mckeeporcupine tree also owns but their best stuff is noT acoustic. DARK MATTER, A SMART KID, AND BUYING NEW SOUL FTW. -
they just kick ***. STP. the song creep is good is also youre diggin acoustic stuff.
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you just went from here (low/indifferent) to here (high). pt is my life.opeth has some pretty amazing acoustic songs. still day beneath the sun, death whispered a lullaby, harvest, benighted, iono. try their damnation album.alice in chains unplugged is nice. but usually, acoustic music is pretty gay.Alone Again or... by Love (Arthur Lee)So. Central Rain, REMTrains, Porcupine TreeCan't Find My Way Home, Blind FaithCan't think of any more, but also these songs are not entirely "acoustic", although acoustic guitar is a primary instrument. -
nice job ricker, keep it up. but if i may have just a moment, its hard for me to fathom the difficulties of weight loss. i'm 5'5 and like 115, and i find it virtually impossible to put on weight, as much as i want to. so when i see people talking about how they didnt do anything for 2 months and put on 20 pounds, i'm just thinkin, sign me up....whatev tho. gj.
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august 18th
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aite y'all, your favorite high school senior is certainly intoxicated, and really upset. my parents are now gonna punish me for tonight, despite the fact that i've been caught many times before, including this winter break, and now theyre gonna give me a 9 pm curfew for the rest of break, yes, that includes new years. thats so god damn lame. what am i gonna do? dmamit.
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i'm jewish, so this day aint nothin
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thanks guys. this really does help, and though i dont agree with all of it given certain things about her that i know and you dont, it helps me see things differently. i'm currently thinking about this hot senior who likes me but is a total raging hippie vegetarian dike who tries to impose her will on others. shes hot though.
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sorry, i should finish my story. the next morning, after i send the email, she calls me and we meet for lunch at noahs. there she tells me how sweet my email was, how she saved it, how i am definitely someone she'd like to date, how she likes me "a lot", and then goes into all the reasons that it wont work because of god damn andrew. so i'm like whatever thats fine, but i obviously feel no closure. so the next day we have another aim conversation, which is much more serious and which i have saved on word. you guys wanna see it? its too long, forget it. anyway, my first question was "if you knew all along that nothing was gonna happen between us, why did you go so far out of your way to get me to tell you that i liked you?" to which she replied something like "well, i was pretty sure you were into me but i wanted to make sure that all our feelings were out on the table before we could proceed." so i told her that it was annoying because i felt so ridiculously led on by the whole thing, and how i shouldnt have sent that email. and she replied that the email was incredibly sweet and flattering and that i shouldnt be embarrassed at all, and basically told me that her decision has absolutely nothing to do with me, which is true. if you want the entire convo, pm me and we'll make it happen.we both like each other and we know it, and nothings going down. that suxorz. to IQcrash, she in fact did want me to send the email, so i did follow her request, so since i aint getting any from teh ladies, suck my balls.
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k let me back up a bit. okkkkkkayyyyyyyyy. because this really shoulda worked. we were talking on aim. she is in my european history class, ok? here are some tidbits of the conversation, verbatim:zoe: "i wanna ask you a question because i feel bold. bold = tight. i am curious as to why i catch you staring at me in AP euro, or if you even are. if so, i am extremely flattered. please provide insight."me: "well thats a pretty bold question....i mean, aesthetically speaking, i'd rather look at you than anyone else in there, but you're also right in my line of vision [she sits right across from me] and i guess i stare at a lot of people [which is true]. is that enough?"zoe: "okay, so its not because you are madly in love with me or anything?"[wow]me: "lol, no." (didnt quite know what to say there)zoe: "okay, just checking. damn, my ego deflated a little bit there
"after a few minutes....me: "well, no one else is online, but i dont really know what to say." (we had acknowledged the awkwardness of the moment already)zoe: well, i have something to say. i am gonna go downstairs and eat some chocolate, and then wash my extremely attractive self with some lotion, and then curl up into bed with a book."me: "sounds good, ok"zoe: "if you feel you want to say anything else, feel free to email me. i'm sorry for making this awkward."me: "its all good, no worries, ok"we are talking a little bit....zoe: "oh my god, i need sleeeeep."me: "hey, i ain't making you stay."zoe: "yeah you are...you're the one who makes me feel good, and bad when i have to sign off."me: "well i guess its in my best interest to keep you here, but if i really cared i'd make sure you got some sleep, so sign the **** off."zoe: "okay, goodnight rubes...ix cube." [my name is reuben]so it took me a long time to get up the courage to write her that email, but she asked for it, and it seemed hard to imagine based on that conversation that she didnt want me to stick it in her. everyone i told said the same thing.by the way, i hate you guys. -
well i'm way more proud of this fcp rite of passage than i am of the subject of mine own thread. i guess its just been a baller week. except the whole thing with the girl who i really like and who also really likes me but who led me on hella hard trying to get me to tell her how much i like her, only for her to say that shes still emotionally attached to the guy who goes to USC now and doesn't want a relationship with a senior who's leaving at the end of the year, after i sent her this long email, as per her request, outlining all the reasons that she is the most amazing girl i've ever met. and my streak of horrible luck with girls continues....still relationshipless and playless throughout high school despite my academic prowess, musical, and humorous nature. i'm not ugly either.wow talk about a thread hijack.
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milestone ladies and gentlemen - a thread mocking my own thread. i guess i must mean something around here, finally.that being said, not particularly funny.
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i was thinking a cat. theres a reason hot girls that are animals are always cats. true story: like 8 years ago, i was chillin at like book group and the families have kids or whatever, so its me, my brother, josh, his bro ben, and adam. and we're chillin in ben's basement and hes fingering his cat. blatantly fingering it. hand job to the max. so we are like "uhhhh dude what are you doing? why are you fingering your cat?" and his answer: "because she enjoys it!"i brought this up with him about 2 years ago and he wholeheartedly denies it, and hes mad at me for even bringing it up and spreading all these untrue rumors about it. but i called my brother, and he remembers too. so i aint crazy.but yeah, i'd bone a cat.
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lol. i won some money yesterday. freshman year i bet my friend 10 bucks that i'd get into stanford. he made a pretty good decision to call - kinda like having a pair of queens on a 952 board. hard to put me on middle set, you know? but i had it and i worked pretty hard throughout high school just for this day, when i can ask him where my scrill at.i also made another pretty crazy bet in like july. my friend, who is about as smart as me, is black, gets straight A's and similar scores, is a singer, composer, and DOUBLE BASS PLAYER. so i bet him that he'd get into harvard. he's a perfect kid. in fact i gave him 2 to 1 odds that he'd get in, so if they dont want him i'm losing 20 bucks. hope he didnt intentionally halfass his app.
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good deduction. and just to be smug, i got 800 on the verbal section too. 740 math 750 writing. this might be the first thread i've ever made thats more than 1 page. this is gonna be the new couch thread, except just ridiculously obnoxious and conceited.god, i'm so awesome.Yeah, I was wondering teh same thing. I think they make you take a "subject test" too, now. Or maybe they added a writing section. Based on my powers of deduction, I'd bet it's out of 2400 now (800/section).So a 2290 would be the equivalent of like ~1530.I think.Wang -
4.3 weighted, throughout high school. theres a difference. yeah, this year i'm shooting for 4.7142857 and last year i got 4.57142857. its hard though. right now i'm getting 2 B+es and i'm "hella" concerned. additionally, those finals are on the day after my 18th birthday, which means i have to spend that day studying for them. lol. oh well.i guess i made this post hoping for people to say the things they did. so i'm pleased because internet street cred is basically the most important thing in life.
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thanks guys. my gpa is somewhere around 4.3, i'm hoping to be valedictorian of our class but we'll see. i got 2290 SATs which was nice. but i applied as a musician, a composer, i sent in a CD of three of my pieces complete with scores, so thats probably what set me apart. everyone that applies has 4.0+ and baller SATs. so its all about the x-factor.i got high and drunk today and life feels pretty good. sorry for the shameless boasting but i figure, eh, its stanford.
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have you heard this riddle before? if not, you are truly a sick nasty human being.So, since everybody sees someone else cheating, God's words aren't very troubling at first. A, for instance, says to himself that both B and C are cheating, so God's words don't necesarily mean that A (his wife) is cheating. The same goes for B and C.So, on January 1st no one dies.January 2nd:Now it gets interesting. Because no one was killed, it means that at least two wives are cheating. For example, if only one wife was cheating, then the husband of that wife would see that no one was cheating on January 1st, and therefore with the knowledge that someone was cheating, would know that his wife was cheating. This applies to all three.But, this isn't so bad. After all, each of them sees two people cheating, so it could only be those two who are cheating. For instance, A sees B and C cheating, so he figures that if at least 2 are cheating, it could be that only B and C are cheating, so he's okay.So, on January 2nd, no one dies.January 3rd:The fun part. Since no one died before, it must be the case that everybody sees two people cheating. After all, if there were EXACTLY two people cheating, then one of them would only see on person cheating and therefore know that his wife was cheating and would therefore kill his wife. However, no one died on January 2nd, so therefore they all see two people cheating.All three wives are hung on January 3rd at Noon. -
EVERYONE. LISTEN UP to my favorite riddle ever. This is complicated but really tight. There are 3 couples on an island. The rule of the island is that if the man catches his wife cheating, he will have her hanged at noon that day. It turns out that all three wives are cheating, but each husband can only see the other wives cheating and cannot observe his own. So, husband A sees B and C cheating, B sees A and C cheating, C sees A and B cheating, but never their own. But, on January 1st, God comes down to the island. "Husbands," says he, "At least one wife on this island is cheating."Do the wives die? If so, who? If so, when? And why?An interesting hint here is to think about what extra information the men actually gained from God's words.
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Minesweeper
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i sit at my computer and play minesweeper. its what i do. so here are my best times. are you better?beginner: 3 secondsintermediate: 26expert: 83