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9 User(s) are reading this topic (7 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: missIdaho, jeff_536HO HO HO!
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haha! loser!HO HO HOHAPPY EASTER!What the FUCK! This is my ****ING holiday and your startthe ****ing thread without me?? -
christmas > hanukkah AINECoh...and kwanzaa candles > hanukkah candlesOP was made on the last day of Hanukkah?
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HO HO HOMERRY CHRISTMAS!
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HO HO HOMERRY CHRISTMAS ARMY!!!!This year, I decided to get one big army gift for everyone to enjoy:
So we got a captain and stuff, but who knows how to operate the helicopter? -
STFU! that's MY lineHo Ho Ho Marry Christmas. -
6 User(s) are reading this topic (4 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: SantaClaus, Smacciemacdon't worry, i won't forget about your cardHO HO HO
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holy **** it's cold outside at the macy's thanksgiving day parade. i'm posting from my iphone while i wait on this stupid float. don't forget to watch me!HO HO HO
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to my pal, the easter bunny,enjoy your dayi'm still cooler than you thoughjust sayingHO HO HO
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FUCK!Hello everyone,I just wanted to inform you that, in tribute of his victory over SuitedAces21 this week, HangukMiguk has decided to hold a contest. The winner of this contest will receive an autographed cookie of their favorite flavor, signed by none other than Cookie Monster.In order to participate in this contest, you must provide the names of Santa Claus's eight backup reindeer.* Good luck!*Santa Claus, God, Jesus, and Bob Hope are ineligible for this contest.Regards, -
you know, i've been relaxing for only a week and now i see alan's pictures. d is beautiful as always, but then i saw alan's stache again, which reminded me that i DID miss somebody this xmas:
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I love Josh, too, but credit for that post goes to Kevin Smith. It was apropos for this thread. Jesus is God, therefore, Jesus wins. I'm a big fan of Santa, I mean, a big fan, but Jesus wins the battle hands down if he chooses to fight and not turn the other cheek in Jesus-fashion. I think Santa (being a Saint) doesn't fight. He concedes the fight to the Lord and then they have tea or something.
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HO HO HOMERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL THE SICKIESAND ESPECIALLY LOLLIYOU'RE A HOT MAMAI'D DIVORCE MRS. CLAUS FOR YOU!!!!!!!
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C'MON PEOPLE!!!!!I EVEN POST HERE!!!!DO YOU SEE JESUS H. CHRIST AROUND HERE?VOTE FOR THE JOLLY GUY!!!!HO HO HO...MERRRRRRYYYYY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
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oh, and um nikki,come and sit on santa's lap for a couple of minutes.thanks babe:)HO HO HOMERRRRRRYYYYYYY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
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HOLY CRAP THIS DAY IS GETTING HARDER AND HARDER EACH YEARI NEED A DRINKHERE'S A PRESENT THAT'S PROBABLY GOOD FOR THE ENTIRE ARMYENJOY!
HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOMERRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY CHRISTMAS!!!!!! -
sorry...i'm gonna have to keep her w/ me
<-- Please Santa. Stolen from Adams -
2 5 18 23 35 298?the winning powerball numbers for this saturday's drawingtwo handfuls of boobiesthe power to smite -
To scratch your right ball.
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IT'S STRONG MOFOA naked bisexual female centerfold from any one of a number of pornographic magazines; and a few of her female friends of course.Think santa can provide? or is his pimp hand weak? -
#1 is easy..#2 is a lil' outta my hands#3....welllummmBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI AM NOT GODand i don't even think god could get the maple laughs a cupsorry sergeHO HO HO1.Good health for my family and friends2.6 figure tournament cash3.A stanley Cup to Toronto -
doneFor my right ball to stop itching.How about you? -
HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwtf is up w/ everyone?i didn't receive anybody's xmas listwhat do you all want this year dammit!?
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i don't like that soy milk shiznitsanta is a dick, he didnt finish the milk one year.
Featured Member - November
in General Poker Forum
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CONGRATS NIKKI!NOW COME SIT ON MY LAP...<3