Jump to content

MisterB

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content Count

    4,258

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Posts posted by MisterB

    I Called In Sick Today

    in General

    Posted

    Welcome to my world. I think I'm just depressed enough to try to have sex with Farrah Funbags today.Also, it's fall, so you know what that means?AUTUMNAL BEARD, BITCHES! Yeah. Ya heard.
    Funny you should say that, I actually had to shave mine off today for an interview, that was postponed. All dressed up and no date. It was the first time in 3 years that I actually turned heads, granted they were in their 40s, but it wouldn't be the first time. Do you know how hard it is to work hard, when you're looking for a new job? And the owner of my company got my resume emailed to him a couple days ago and called me and asked if I wanted a job. I was shocked at first, then pissed, now relieved. He was cool about it.

    I Called In Sick Today

    in General

    Posted

    Did I miss a post about a possible lunch date somewhere?And "it's alright, I couldn't date someone who misspelled anyway, anyway." isn't creepy...
    Actually, I don't think I posted it. Saturday I found out Dell is a no-go (for the position beneath it is a go) so I got hammered. I was out with some of my roommates friends and met her:coll.jpgAnd asked her out to lunch today, gave her my card, and she said yes. I know for a fact she didn't forget, and I also know she read my email confirming last night, but chose to respond today 30 minutes before the scheduled encounter. Her My LossOh yeah, **** everybody.

    I Called In Sick Today

    in General

    Posted

    In the grand scheme of things, this isn't that bad. I mean my house isn't burning to well done, my dick isn't chaffed from aggravated shampoo misuse, and I'm not having roommate issues:But this still sucks, and is pretty close ended IMO: Hey there!Sorry, I forgot about this little engagement and unfortunataly I cannot make it...I have meetings all day today!Thanks anyways!~Colleen(Any creepy responses are more than welcome, other than the obligatory "it's alright, I couldn't date someone who misspelled anyway, anyway.")

    I Called In Sick Today

    in General

    Posted

    Was evacuated from my place, as were my parents, likely that everything could be gone in the next few days. My buddy already lost his house and his dog. I'm shacked up in La Jolla for the time being.
    How much shit were you able to get out of your house?Good luck nig, I hope it all works out, even if you did want to kick me in the throat.

    I Called In Sick Today

    in General

    Posted

    *** RIVER *** [Th Td 5c Ks] [Ts]HoggyMcDnld: bets 1560 and is all-inMattyButts: calls 1560*** SHOW DOWN ***HoggyMcDnld: shows [3s 4s] (three of a kind, Tens)MattyButts: shows [Qh Tc] (four of a kind, Tens)MattyButts collected 4320 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 4320 | Rake 0 Board [Th Td 5c Ks Ts]Seat 3: MattyButts (big blind) showed [Qh Tc] and won (4320) with four of a kind, TensSeat 5: shoesusa (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: HoggyMcDnld (small blind) showed [3s 4s] and lost with three of a kind, TensHe pushed with 4 high. hahaStep2 isssss next

    I Called In Sick Today

    in General

    Posted

    What the hell is that stigmata-like power of Maya's? Any theories on how that works?
    Actually, yes. She is a virus and her brother is the Anti-virus. Whenever he isn't in her vicinity she releases a plague that kills anything around her and her brother can help control that. Kind of a shitty power IMO

    I Called In Sick Today

    in General

    Posted

    *No post means no action
    That's what she said.Heroes tonight! Big episode, Skylar is going to get back in the U.S. and start regaining his powers, Peter is going to find his true identity, and some other action packed drama will be involved.

    Harvard Law Backs Online Poker

    in General Poker Forum

    Posted

    http://www.bostonherald.com/business/gener...ticleid=1039633Poker players pining for a return of Internet gaming now have the law on their side. Harvard Law, that is.A pair of top Harvard Law School professors have taken up an unlikely cause - the legalization of online poker.Professor Charles Nesson has become an outspoken advocate on behalf of online poker, blasting last year’s crackdown, which banned online poker and other forms of Internet gaming in the United States.Nesson has teamed up with some of his law students to form the Global Poker Strategic Thinking Society, which held a pair of inaugural sessions last week.Meanwhile, Professor Alan Dershowitz is helping defend an online entrepreneur facing charges related to an offshore sports betting site with which he was involved.Important legal principles are at stake, the two men say - though they both also admit to being avid poker fans. And they’re not alone in their interest. Harvard Law this year offered its first-ever course in gaming law.“The idea of Internet freedom is a core notion of modern political freedom,” Nesson said.Nesson first became interested in the game in 1981. On sabbatical, he was programming his new IBM computer, which came with a version of poker - five-card draw, jacks or better. As he tinkered with his computer, he got a close look at the bluffing algorithm and became entranced with the “elegance” of the game.When online poker emerged years later, the Harvard professor became a fan of that too, enjoying both the challenge and the convenience. And he found himself “affronted” when poker and other forms of online gaming were banned last year in the United States after what he derides as a “midnight” vote in Congress.Nesson contends that poker is a game of skill, not chance. Given that, poker tournaments, including online play, should be legalized, he said.Dershowitz is also a devoted poker fan. He plays in the summer with Larry David of “Seinfeld” and “Curb Your Enthusiasm” fame and he jokes that he knows it’s a game of skill since he is frequently bested by better players.Like Nesson, Dershowitz contends that, under the same “game of skill” theory, online sports betting should be legalized. It is a belief he is now putting into practice as he tries to keep out of prison an executive charged with running an online sports betting business.“It’s certainly not a game of chance,” Dershowitz said. “It is ridiculous to call either poker or sports betting a game of chance.”The professors contend the ban passed by Congress last year is on shaky legal ground. In fact, the tiny Caribbean island nation of Antigua, home to a number of off-shore Internet gaming companies, has already successfully challenged the online gaming ban at the World Trade Organization.Nesson said his interest in poker extends beyond the game itself and the controversies surrounding Internet gaming.“It’s really the poker way of thinking that is the most deeply intriguing thing to me,” Nesson said. “The essence of poker is this business of seeing from the other person’s point of view. You have to figure out just where to stop.” He believes the game of poker can be a great teaching tool by helping instill important analytical skills. “It’s so much the part of what legal thinking is about,” he said.In fact, Nesson offers some unconventional advice to his students.“If they want to do something useful in their outside time, they should play poker,” he said.

    I Called In Sick Today

    in General

    Posted

    If it's funny then we'll allow it.If it's not funny then Adam will hunt you down and kill you.Little does he know, Adam is hovering in Suburban Connecticut right now. Expect no more MisterB posts after Wednesday.
    um... (locks door, turns off light, crawls under his bed)

    I Called In Sick Today

    in General

    Posted

    chrismayor.jpghere everyone goes. Have fun making fun of me for a bit. This was taken last Thursday at our bank's Grand Opening. This is the Mayor of Deerfield. With a smile like that, he's destined for a bright future in politics. MrB, go to the well and do what you do.girls, lie to me and tell me I look handsomeeveryone else, lay into me, I can take it. And for christ sake, everyone blow me. I need some head.
    Actually I am just thinking about the 2 condos I wrote mortgages for in Deerfield Beach not that long ago. Meh, pink tie, nametags crooked, I wouldn't be surprised if you took those orchids home and you definitely can tell you lost weight. I'd pumpie.

    I Called In Sick Today

    in General

    Posted

    I apologize in advance to everybody else for this, since internet fighting is gay but there's nobody in this thread more obnoxious and retarded than Misterb.Here's the thing you don't get. You aren't right about anything. -This is absolutely true.Why you ask? First off, I didn't "have anything coming to me" or any bad karma hanging over my head. Want to know why? It's probably because I NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG.- See below Also, ya I lost about 25k in the last 30-40 days or so but you want to know the funniest part about that. I'VE STILL MADE MORE MONEY THAN YOU THIS YEAR AND I'M ONLY 19 YEARS OLD. Life is still good even when I'm down. - See above-Making more money than someone and having nothing to show for it? :icon_standing ovation:You are creepy,-Funny you should use that word. Definitely true.you are obnoxious-Meh, not really. you are shockingly unamusing (One would assume you would at least stumble ass backwards into a funny joke at least once) and even if nobody else will say it, I guarantee I'm not the only who feels this way. - I know you're not, and to be honest, I really don't care. I know I'm not funny, but I laugh at every joke I make and that's whats important.
    (shuffles papers, grabs both sides, and taps table to even)Listen I wrote out some drama. I deleted it because you're really just not worth it.

    I Called In Sick Today

    in General

    Posted

    I lost a new car this month, so I decided to quit.For now. I'll be back soon, entertaining backing offers at the moment.
    so many choices. None funny.edit* I take that back, they'd all be funny, just not to Grinder

    I Called In Sick Today

    in General

    Posted

    I just got a great email from the ex-gf in response to an update I send her (we email a few time per month).I was researching halloween costumes...hopefully some of you remember the picture on the right from the post-Katrina looting.hallowkein.jpg
    It's the heineken in the back pocket that just really brings the costume to the next level.
×
×
  • Create New...