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    I Called In Sick Today

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    I'm home alone (sans fake-roomate) for the first night in a month, so I figured I'd take advantage of that by having a few drinks on my own. I'm telling you this because I'm just drunk enough to have laughed really hard at this.The crazy sex would be great. The craziness after would not...I just can't imagine that it would be worth it. Maybe my imagination just isn't wild enough.Sorry Cubs fans.
    Believe me when I tell you, it's always worth it. Let's get to 5 and you worry about the consequences later. You know, come to think of it, you've never been in the spot to KNOW that it's not worth it afterwards, because you've never done anything like this before. I have, WE ARE sexually aroused and wildly awesome KLINGON

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I like where your head's at.Some of my best weekends at college were when the majority of people were gone, so we had to give it our best effort to make something happen.
    and I don"t where your head is NOT.crazy sex, take it, IT'S YOURS

    I Called In Sick Today

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    So my report is nothing like Matt's. Andy comes down, smiles at me, and say's he's never going to see that girl again. I ask why, and he says:A: All she did was cry last night.M:...Why?A: Mommy issues. M: (wipes brow) That's too bad. *que: nikki walking downstairs*N: (smiles at me)A: Okay so you ready to go?N: (breaks eye contact) Yeah, sure. (looks back and smiles)A: Alright Butts, we're going to the Yale game. So that was that. She obv did not say anything to him and it is forgotten. Matt, if you're going to do it, you might as well make it worth your while. Invite her over for a movie and do it for your fellow sickies. Nice work on the cargo shorts (notice the no handjob) and I appreciate you gazing at his glasses. You should've invited them all over for a game of Badugi.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    So I'm kind of in deep shit. Last night I got drunk. Like pass out at 10 because you're on your 8th 16oz. Vodka Sprite drunk. I am passed out on the couch. My roommate comes home and wakes me up and tells me to get in my room. I pass back out. The next thing I remember is his girlfriend staring at me, so what do I do?I grab her by the back of the head and lean up and kiss her. I...wow I've never done anything like that before. Upon completion I just walk to my room and pass out.I remember her face, she was in utter shock. Oh man, he is going to be pissed this morning.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Thanks Randy, but I finished 11th. I know it was interesting, and I was called drunk, I just had a great time. Have an OUTSTANDING weekend Rany. I wish you and Deb the very best. Hope you have a blast and everything goes to plan.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Thanks cupcake. Edit complete. I think I messed it up because my processor was jabbing in my ear about her life tilt she has going on right now and used that word. Why can't I post in peace at work?

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Hmm. That's an interesting question.Oh my god...I just turned on the tv and it's on a saved by the bell reunion. They're showing clips of when they were in high school. I remember when they looked so old, now they look like kids. I think I'm going to be sick. Emotionally.Anyways, I guess advice couldn't hurt. Don't waste too much of your time putting together a long thesis on how to play it though. In the end I'll just be myself. She lives over an hour away from me, so I'm not about to play too many games with a girl that would be such a hassle to date. Anyways, there's no guarantee I'd be into her either.edit: Sometimes I hate the way I write. I use too many commas, say "also" and "anyways" way too often, and in general I've been having trouble spitting out sentences that make sense. Kind of like this one. I mean the last one. Well, now it's the third to last one.
    Oh, she lives an hour away? Damn, yeah not so much. I would just say that you need to let the conversation handle itself. You're a sociable guy, and the people who know you love you, so let's just hope she's not an Anti-Semite. Furthermore, it is very disconcerting to me for you to think that she's too hot for you. No one is too hot for you, remember that. Attractive women are attracted to men with confidence and who don't treat them like a bar of platinum. I think you need to get it in your head that it's probably not going to work, if so, it probably will.

    One Song

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    This is the song that never ends.Yes it goes on and on my friends.Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was.And they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends.Yes it goes on and on my friends.Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was.And they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends.Yes it goes on and on my friends.Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was.And they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends.Yes it goes on and on my friends.Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was.And they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends.Yes it goes on and on my friends.Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was.And they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends.Yes it goes on and on my friends.Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was.And they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends.Yes it goes on and on my friends.Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was.And they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends.Yes it goes on and on my friends.Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was.And they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends.Yes it goes on and on my friends.Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was.And they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends.Yes it goes on and on my friends.Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was.And they'll continue singing it forever just because...
    That's a real catchy tune. This one.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    "Just because we're playin tonsil hockey doesn't mean you can score a goal in my jockey"Awesome.And before I give it, Matty1time, would you like some serious advice in how to handle the situation when meeting the new girl. (emphasis on serious)

    Peanut Butter And Jelly

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    A chinklet. bahahahhahawikipedia is an asians friendThe racial makeup of the city was 46.9% White (29.7% White/non-Latino[56]), 11.24% African-American, 10.0% Asian, 0.8% Native American, 0.16% Pacific Islander, 25.9% from other races, and 5.2% from two or more races. 46.5% of the population were Hispanic or Latino (of any race.[57] 42.2% spoke English, 41.7% Spanish, 2.4% Korean, 2.3% Tagalog, 1.7% Armenian, 1.5% Chinese (including Cantonese and Mandarin) and 1.3% Persian as their first language.[58] Since the mid-80's Los Angeles has been a minority-majority city.
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