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    I Called In Sick Today

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    Dell stunting your personal growth already?
    To be honest, it's been 4 weeks since my phone interview. I was forwarded the email where the guy said he was just waiting on the Global Sales Manager to approve my travel pack to get down there for my face interview, but... Like I said, it's been 4 weeks. I want to do it, if it does come up, but my stuncle basically told me to find another opportunity for the meantime and if Dell comes up then make the switch. Not. Good.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    There must be some other solution.Perhaps I should be less stingy with prostitutes?
    Or not fuck a up cup of coffee.On Purpose. I really don't know how it was possible for you to end it as badly as it did without you forcing that, consciously or not.

    Investments 101 ( " D U H ") Thread

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    Lots of friends of mine who are real estate agents are saying that buying cheap houses that are now being foreclosed on in normally hot (desirable) markets is a great idea, IF you got the money.People who can buy now will be pretty well off down the road.Parts of Arizona will exlplode in growth over the next 10 years due to boomers fleeing the upper midwest areas. I'm hinking about buying a couple retirement houses in the Casa Grande area and ust sit on them and rent them in the winter to the snow birds. It'd be like investing at a 3rd of the cost. (get rent for 2/3rds of the year and I'd pay the other 1/3rd). Just an idea...Another guy told me to find a desperate family who are currently living in a house they can no longer afford, say they bought for $380, that's now worth $280. I should to buy it for like $250, and then let them live stay living in it and pay me rent, what ever the house payment is currently, so they don't have to move and they won't get reamed on their credit. So you'd be buying a house with $30K equity already built in, and with renters already living there. Sound too good to be true?
    It's called a short-sale. Basically you negotiate with the bank who holds the note to take a lesser pay-off to avoid foreclosure. If the people won't pay the bank, they're not going to pay you. Equity is worthless when it is sitting in a wooden box. It has no value until it is cash-in-hand! (parentheses there?)It is not easy to find people in that situation without using a broker or something of the sort. I know the guys who work cthomes.com and they make a decent living doing this, but at a large scale. It is not really worth it when you only have 1 or 2 properties.When people own a home, they want to continue to own the home. They would become renters and this could affect different people, well, differently. Short-Sales are going to be more wide-spread and banks may or may not take them. Completely out of your hands. You're not doing anyone any good, including yourself. When you go to sell the home, the people will have it appraised and know exactly what you paid for it. Seasoning may become an issue if you have to sell within a short period of time. (No seasoning on DU...er....Fannie Mae loan though, halla!)Best advice, buy a couple houses near college campuses (ASU AS, etc) . The market rent is ridiculously higher there than surrounding areas, you should have no problem filling the property. Have fun and don't get ****ed.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I kinda took a similar path. Compounding my problem was the fact that my CrazyChinkDoctor thought I was bipolar, simply because I talk too fast. After doing some research and talking to a few other docs, I came to the conclusion that I was probably nominally-depressed, and that medicating was certainly a viable option. I took some for awhile, but stopped once I thought the strides I was taking in my life were enough to make a normal person feel significantly less-unhappy.I'm still probably a little depressed in general, but I figure that's pretty normal for a fuck-up like me. As long as I'm not murderously angry or anything, I'm willing to deal. Maybe I just need to get laid more?
    Intended?I see MK reading and he's not posting a BBS, so I have a question for you, sir. What does it take to get into Bond trading?

    Valdor Quebec

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    Looking for unfiltered information about this area Northwest of Montreal. Specifically when the golf season is, work, nightlife, people, etc...Love you all, except you bitch,MisturB

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Speaking of how much I suck, there's this girl that I was friends with for six or seven years. I liked her when she had a boyfriend, she liked me when I had a girlfriend, we've fooled around a couple of times but never had any relationship. We've only hung out together maybe a dozen times in six years, but we talked a good deal. So back in May she calls me up, drunk, and says she wants to talk to me. Her friends drive her home to near my house, I pick her up, and she tells me that I'm the reason she hasn't had a boyfriend in the last two or three years, since I've been with my girlfriend, because all she thinks about is me and she just can't move on. Then I tell her no, I'm not going to break up with my girl, and I drive her home around 2 am. In the car she starts flipping out about how we would definitely work for each other, and she guarantees that we would be awesome together, and yells at me more when I tell her you can't guarantee things like that. She's always been an emotional drunk, but this was just obnoxious. So I don't remember exactly where she lives, and she won't tell me, and wants me to let her out in the town center and she'll walk home. I wasn't going to do that, so eventually I found her house. She sent me an e-mail the next day saying she was sorry, but that's really how she feels, and she needed me to know. So I haven't talked to her in more than five months.Last night I have a dream about cheating on my girlfriend with her. At work my buddy tells me some of his friends were out with her the other night hanging out, and we're talking about how crazy she is. I send her an e-mail today saying hi, and she responds back that she had just sent me an e-mail last week, but wasn't sure it was the right address, and I ask her to re-send it to me. This is what it says:Scott, I should not be writing this email, but I don't know what else to do. I don't even know if this is your right email address so it might not even get to you.My boyfriend is in Kodiak, AK and all I keep thinking about is you, and how much I miss you. You know as well as me that I have issues and maybe that's part of why letting go of you is so hard. You know everything about me, there's nothing that I would ever want to hide from you or feel like I have to hide from you. I think of all the good things about Jon but he's not you. I wish I could take back everything that I've ever done to hurt you, but I know I can't. I'm not asking for anything from you, because I know I can't be selfish anymore. I just felt like you should know that I still think about you all the time and I hope you're doing well and I hope you're happy. ~KyleneCrazy. Ass. Bitches.
    Wait, your name's Scott? Randall, we have our answer, Sir.

    I Finally Get Fired!

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    So I read through the whole thing. Wow what a story, what are you going to do? If you hadn't done anything already?Are you looking for another job, why wouldn't you sue, what can you do with your reviews? And more importantly, my friend picked up "liars poker" I saw that you had read it and wanted to know your thoughts on the book?Finally, how do you get a job as an options trader with no college degree?

    I Called In Sick Today

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    www.someecards.comI love this place...something for everyone.misterb:fri_5.jpgHow did you know I had a match profile?err...misterb:fri_2.jpgVery True.uh, misterb:con_48.jpgIt hurts so much more when you see it written out.
    Why do the Red Sox suck so badly? This is kind of disgusting. Can you imagine more than 15 people who would watch Colorado/Cleveland?

    I Called In Sick Today

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    You hit a deer or your roomate did while he was drunk driving?
    No, I hit the deer. I will use the carwax tonight. If I had a camera with me I'd show you. It slipped while trying to run back to the woods, which saved my Jeep extensive damages.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    I am really upset I missed all the action here over the weekend. But I was busy bailing my roommate out of jail for a DUI, hitting a deer at 68 miles per hour, trying to acquire my own hood pass, and playing an inordinate amount of Halo 3. Whomever said the Patriots were playing Madden and it was set to Rookie, major electronic validation, but not major enough to go back and quote. Does Deer blood come off easily?

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Okay, so I'm working yesterday, dealing a $200 NL game. The lineup's incredibly soft like always, and the guy in the 10 seat is Delano. He's black, and I've been slamming him in the face with the deck over the last few weeks. He's been playing a lot better when I deal because he thinks I'm lucky, so he's check/shoving with overs and a gutshot and snapping bad bluffs with middle pair and shit. He's pretty terrible, though. But he's obviously got some faith in me. I JUST started my down, and Delano's bitching because he's stuck like 500 already, and he's telling everybody that I'm gonna rescue him. Some of his black friends had just wandered in from the other room to see how he was doing, and they were being rowdy and kinda yelling and goofing off and shit. First hand, Delano raises to 13 UTG, and 4 players call, including the BB. 53 in the pot to the flop.Ad Td 6dDelano leads out for 25ish, the player to his left makes it 75, and after a few seconds Delano moves in for like 200 more. Other guy snap calls. Delano has TT, and the other guy has 3d4d. Pot's reasonably large. Delano stands up and says, "You pair that board, Derek! You pair that board, nigga!"So I pull the ole double-three trick, and when Delano fills up on the end he just goes NUTS. As best I can remember, this is a transcript of what he said."Yeah, nigga! Yeah, nigga! You paired that board nigga! You know what? You know what? You an HONORARY NIGGA! You an HONORARY MOTHERFUCKIN' NIGGA! Tell me you know what I'm talking about! Hood pass, motherfucker. You got a motherfucking ghetto pass, you honorarily black motherfucker!" Except it went on for at least a minute straight, and all his buddies were jumpin' around and slapping each other on the back and echoing whatever Delano said. One of them pretended to make a phonecall to the hood, and informed them that I needed a hood pass delivered to me ASAP. They were so loud the floor and security both sprinted into the back to make nobody was getting killed.Then he pretended to call the President, again to inform him that I was an honorary nigga and that I had a hood pass. And at the beginning, when I paired the board, Delano slapped my back so hard that I have a hand-sized bruise on my right shoulder today.
    Exactly why you don't play 34. Ever. Congrats on the hood pass, nigga.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    there's a christmas gift exchange? everybody should know then that I consider myself jewish during christmas.
    Point of order:If you were Jewish it would cease to be Christmas, it would become the 'Holiday Season'.Go pitch a tent.I got sexed last night and it wasn't that good. She woke up this morning apparently late. I've never heard someone say the things she said, kind of scary. So we're flying down 95 going about 90 when my life flashed before my eyes, or maybe it was a semi, and then she slows to 55 and doesn't say another word. I get to my car and go to work, in the same clothes from yesterday, 45 minutes late. So worth it.

    I Called In Sick Today

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    Is that a little weird?
    Not really. You've obviously interacted with this gentleman before, on several occasions, and although you're self depreciating, I'm sure he understands your intelligence and general card-room knowledge. You and him both know you can run the operation and you always wanted to wear the daddy pants. For what you're doing, this is about as good as it gets. Do it.
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