Shimmering Wang
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Yah, but did you get a hoodpass? Did any of them pull out a cell phone, place an imaginary phone call to the President, and inform him that you had been given a hoodpass?I didn't think so, but that's still pretty awesome. I was playing at the Ghetto Intramural Building in Ann Arbor once, and had to flee because me and my teammates were the only 5 white guys in the entire building. We were about to get the shit kicked out of us by 20 blacks, at least 3 of which (notice I used "which" and not "whom," here) were wearing jeans and no shirt. Before we made it out, there was some semi-serious ghetto stomping directed at a kid on my team.Final score in the game to 11: 10-2 White Team. They were just sore losers. Getting run by 5 white kids who jump-stop and set BoneCrushing screens probably has to do a number on your pride if you're a StreetBalla. Note to random StreetBallas: maybe consider utilizing the backdoor cut??Also, Ron: I put a (sigh) in at the beginning of my second Maggie reference because I knew how stupid it was that I was mentioning her twice. I am a lame puppy dog, and you are overweight. I am a faggotronic neurotic, and you enjoy Chicken McNuggets. I am unable to connect for more than a brief moment with another human being, and I think you were once married to a really, really good looking woman, but got divorced (and I hope you are not too sensitive about that).WangHey, I had a big sports moment today that you'll appreciate on a few levels. Wang too. Maybe other people, whatever. I was on fire during one of the games (4 on 4 full court)...hit about 8-9 fairly long range shots in a row, all nothing but net. The pleasure of winning a game for my team was multiplied by about a bazillion due to the group of black guys waiting for the next game, who by the 6th shot in a row were doing the "jump up and down while yelling 'OHHH' with one hand over the mouth and the other waving a towel" routine. It. Was. Awesome. Then they came in and destroyed us by a large margin, partly because they put their best defender on me and I'm unable to create my own shot off the dribble. -
2 things:1) I am most certainly a grower. I have a baby dick.2) I am not strong in the length department, but am apparently reasonably girthy. I think, as of last measurement, I top out around 6.5ish or so from base to tip (ignoring the banana curve, obviously). 3) It is very likely that my penis is larger than Matthew Lillard's, which is pretty much all that is keeping me sane and alive right now.Fine. 3 things.From 6 to 12 my friend. 6 to 12. -
I've only had multiple encounters with one swallower. She was a total tramp. Maggie was a whole different animal than I'd ever encountered. She'd let me finish, and then run to the bathroom and (I assume) spit there. Once I locked the bedroom door in a different fashion than usual, just because I thought it'd be hilarious when she couldn't get the door open. She made this panicked "hrmmm!" sound that was kinda cute...Who is the 2nd hottest chick you stuffed not it life?I will always have a special place in heart pants for Vancouver and the big breasted Japanese girl that is the only swallower I have ever had the pleasure of being with.
(sigh) I watched this with Maggie for the first time. I laughed really hard at the "I want to B my L on her Ts" line. Guapo made a comment from that movie the evening before I watched it with Mags that I didn't get until I saw it. Something about putting my p in her v. I watched it, laughed, then about halfway through actually did put my P in her V.Concur, I liked the movie. I thought there were plenty of very funny parts. -
I briefly considered just letting it go, but on the off chance you guys thought that last post had even a shred of sincerity to it:Fuck all of you mouth-breathers.
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I think a prayer would be more appropriate. I'd just like to say that, in this trying time, I am glad to know that every obstacle is simply a challenge issued by Him. He rewards my faith in Him by having faith in me. After all, I am meant for great things in this life.Wang, our favorite blogger...excuse me, our favourite blogger...has removed his blog.A moment of silence, please. -
Yeah, obviously the commercial wasn't local...What'd you think?Watching Lost? -
I just heard an Of Montreal song in a Comcast commercial, and a few weeks ago when I was Christmas shopping I heard a different one at a local Macy's in the mall. Both were from Hissing Fauna.... Okay.
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It looks like NJ is going to get blown out of the gym. I wish I'd let it ride...
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Some of the other consensus data was muddy. I didn't put a ton of time in today, and I'm trying to splash around as little as possible. The edges here have to be small. I had -102 on NJ +6, so when I saw NO-5.5 +109, I figured that overlay was huge enough to make the scalp pretty much my best option, especially considering my decreasing confidence in the play. I've got a 3.5% overlay, plus the chance of it landing on 6 and getting a push/win, so I'll take it. You're welcome, Poppy. You can put me up in Los Angeles for a few days when I'm stone broke in a few years. Sound good?I would have thought NJ would have been a huge play today. On the road against NO only getting 4.5 with Harris limping in, and I checked Covers and they had 73% of the action on NO. I didn't check line movement though.Btw, thanks for this thread, without it I definitely would have took Balt on Sunday instead I made the most of I've ever made on an NFL wager. Got lucky in a sense, but I'll take it. -
I should edit this. I mean to say that it's one of my favourite jokes.I should edit this. I mean to say that it's one of my favorite jokes. -
Yeah, give me a while though? I've got some thoughts, but I'm really busy right now*, so it might take me some time.I was hoping someone would address these questions for me if you have the time.
No secrets. If I were really scared of protecting my methods, would I have made this thread in the first place? I'm not playing the Lakers. I didn't look at all the consensus data before making my leans list, and the line looked pretty high for a game on a neutral site. After checking SIA, Carib, vegasinsider etc, it looks like the books aren't going to need the Lakers or anything, so: pass.I also didn't add on to my smallish early-action NJ play, since it looks like the action's pretty split. I had a feeling it would be good value by tip, and it was, so I scalped it and locked in a small profit with a small chance to hit a side. Haha, "secrets." I am thinking about things quite a bit, and I'll have a lot of stuff to say soon. I am sincerely hoping some of you guys can add to the discussion. Should I make a new thread or keep it in here? Wang*-I am watching old episodes of LOST in preparation for the season premiere.You seem to apparently be looking at more than just betting trends when deciding on who to bet on. Like the with Lakers game, about two-thirds of the money is going in their favor, yet you are considering taking them anyway. What other factor(s) are you thinking about?P.S. If you don't feel like sharing "secrets" or anything like that, that's fine. Just trying to figure this stuff out. -
I should edit this. I mean to say that it's one of my favorite jokes.This is one of the 10-20 best jokes I've ever made. I've got a plan involving the original joke and a post office, but it will be some time before I figure out how it should come together perfectly.Also, Cindy, your gift is getting better and better. You won't get it until April, prolly, but it'll have at least 60 hours of work put into it. I wish I were joking. -
This is one of the 10-20 best jokes I've ever made. I've got a plan involving the original joke and a post office, but it will be some time before I figure out how it should come together perfectly.Also, Cindy, your gift is getting better and better. You won't get it until April, prolly, but it'll have at least 60 hours of work put into it. I wish I were joking.it's pronounced "geoff." -
Give up what? I mean...what is it that you're currently trying to do with your life? Other than finding the next perfect unavailable girl...
I understand. Instead of paying attention in my accounting class this evening I will be (a) be (irony alert!) accounting for my gambling/bookmaking from the past week and (b) formulating a responseMy friends and I used to break that one out a lot. It works well in real life.Wang, I didn't mean that "Give up what?" to sound aggressive. I'm actually curious. -
I just went back and read my crappy blog in its entirety. Since I quit drinking and carousing, I have become so much... ugh, I was so much more fun back then. I was more INTERESTING. I kinda expected the writing of my constantly booze-addled mind to be rife with barfy nonsense, but it wasn't as bad as I feared. In fact, some of it (a very small portion, like 5% or less) was actually readable, and good enough from my own perspective to be reprintable. I used to go to bars and engage people.Now I sit at home and watch LOST, in preparation for the season premiere. That would be okay if it were the natural result of -- or at least accompanied by -- the Growing Up process, but I can't help but thing I'm just bored and boring for no reason. I remember getting up in the morning and thinking "What awesomely stupid thing will I do today?" Now I get up and think, "I hope I don't run into Sally. Her smile makes me nervous and her eyes are filled with hate informed by knowledge."I think it's time to get a job in a cubicle (give up) or get back to my roots (stop caring).
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I just had this shuffle sequence, which I thought I would share, because I appreciate stochastic coincidence.The Knife- HeartbeatsAnnie- HeartbeatJose Gonzalez- Heartbeats(3 songs)Led Zeppelin- Heartbreaker(2 songs)Annie- Two of HeartsDid I use stochastic correctly in my opening sentence? Any stats junkies willing to help me out?Wang
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My metaphorical wang has never shimmered so brightly, so magnificently Jon, as it has today, as it has been every day since The Event. The phrase "Life is Too Short" gets a lot of play. I, for one, use it all the time, as the lead-in to a point I'm trying to make, or an ex post facto rationalization. Until now, I'm not sure if I really believed it, though. I mean, I understood, abstractly that, yes, I will die. But now I know. In death there are no regrets, but, in the moments before, they pile up like split atoms.Also: the new Bon Iver EP is good. Shake? I'm looking at you.you, sir, need someone to make your wang shimmer again. -
I'm not sure into how much detail I'm willing to go here just yet, but I have come to a conclusion re: My Favorite Song of All Time that is both disturbing and... I don't know, some other word that implies "relief" and "freedom" and "stuff."Beyonce- "Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)"It is my death and my rebirth, my representative Phoenix. There was a car accident and an impossibly-placed snow-bank and a brief, terrifyingly peaceful moment in which I was certain my existence was just about to come to an end. "Single Ladies" was blaring on my system (read: broke-ass speakers) before the accident (perhaps, and only perhaps, the accident was caused in part by my previous affection for the song), during the accident, and immediately afterwards. As I crawled from my passenger-side window (womb metaphor?), completely unharmed, Beyonce was my angel.
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Sometimes at night I think about: what if Mr. Zimmerlin is actually "Zimmer4141?" Wouldn't that be outrageous? That Zimmer just created this semi-boring, Subway-eating personality so he could come back with Mr. Zimmerlin -- pretty much revealing his real identity in his alter-ego's name -- and nobody would ever suspect the twain are actually one and the same?Just in case, I feel like I have to throw it out there, even though everybody already knows who Zimmerlin is.
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It just slays me that Randy chimes in there with a well-timed "omg" right before the hand-summary kicks off.*** TURN *** [Td Jd Kd] [Ts]Fortinbrau: bets 360benzraz: raises 760 to 1120 and is all-inFortinbrau: calls 760*** RIVER *** [Td Jd Kd Ts] [Ad]*** SHOW DOWN ***Fortinbrau: shows [Qd As] (a Royal Flush)benzraz: shows [Tc Th] (four of a kind, Tens)Fortinbrau collected 2790 from potBIGYANG said, "omg"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2790 | Rake 0 Board [Td Jd Kd Ts Ad]Seat 1: benzraz (button) showed [Tc Th] and lost with four of a kind, Tens -
Mac:I don't want to give you my buggy, newer version, but if you want a copy of my old excel spreadsheet, PM me your email address and I'll send it to you.
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Yeah, after I made the BoomerBang post, I noticed that and decided I shouldn't say anything because: if it's alive it will get me.That was unusual, but the tiny black cat/dog sitting on top of the window casing is creeeeee peeeeee..... -
J-Dub just looks... so Canadian. I don't remember him being that Canuck-ish (are all Canadians Canucks? or just people from certain provinces [Vancouver?]?). Perhaps it's the beard? I do not remember the beard from previous pictures.So I work on Superbowl Sunday, but when I clock out I'm going to Will's house. Will is black. All of his friends are black. Character like "Swiff" and "Dub" (I thought his name was "Doug" for a very long time, until Will politely corrected me) will be there. Somebody PLEASE remind me to bring a camera. I don't own a digital camera, but I think I'd like to start taking more pictures. You know, between the ages of 20 and 25, there are probably only 10 pictures of me in existence. I have always hated the way I look on camera, and have avoided the lens like the plague since I can remember. Probably time to fix that. It makes me sad that, if I ever have kids (or, more likely, step children), I'm never going to be able to show them pictures and say "This is what Daddy looked like when he was a fat drunk with a beard. People used to think I was Ben Roethlisbizzle!"Wang
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I can't stop staring at the boomerang hanging over the Family Room mirror.
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