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CardWarfare

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  1. spademan is now dead to me , i will moan the loss as i get back on the 2/7 triple draw tables and stick j 10 8 3 2 in someones mouth
    I don't think you really understand this expression.
  2. how can you be sure that's Jeff, Jeff?
    Well, Jeff, I'm pretty sure that's Jeff because..well...as you know, us Jeffs have a certain unspoken communication. I could just feel it was Jeff, Jeff.Jeff
    Jeff, I'm honestly surprised that you didn't realize that Jeff would automatically know that this is the real Jeff. I thought you would've seen the Jeff signal in the sky as I posted that. At least one Jeff saw it, Jeff. Well actually, Jeff, two Jeff's saw it if you count this Jeff, which I suppose you should, Jeff.
  3. right now, if I had my choice, I'd take Jenaveve Jolie, Jayden James and Sativa Rose.Anyone see a pattern? Dark hair. Sorry, I was just browsing on Eskimotube
    I like your style. Sativa is one of my favorites, and I just enjoyed Jenaveve for the first time.Never seen Jayden James, but I feel a boner coming on so I just may have to go do that
  4. A direct wired input is 1000000000000000000x better... an RCA jack on the back if you have it, or a direct input jack (whatever they're called). Don't almost all car radios made in the last 5 or 6 years have at least one of these? If you don't have an input like this, use your cassette deck.
    I have an 04 Wrangler and do not have an aux jack, but I desperately need one.Also, Jeff- I have the new 16g iphone, which I'd assume is the same setup as the new itouch, and got an fm transmitter/charger/dock-cradle thing when I got it. It ran about 80 bucks, but it's really good as far as fm transmitters go. I found a decent station after some searching and really don't have much interference. I still desperately want to get a deck or something put in with an aux cable, but until then this does just fine. I can't find the one I have, but they make a ton of them that are pretty much all the same. The good thing is that if/when I do get the aux cable, I can still use this thing as a cradle/charger, so I won't have wasted the money
  5. Is Dickinson in the 90210 zip code or something... wtf!?
    My minimum tip to any delivery person is $5, since I know how much it sucks to get tipped $2 on a $70 order.If I find out you do this, I will come to your house and deliver you a dickkick
  6. Just filed! I am fucking amped right now. Looks like I'm getting more than enough for my iphone upgrade, and then enough left over to have some fucking fun with. Might buy another guitar or maybe a hooker? Maybe both!

  7. Well since I've started paying student loan interest this year I sat down and did a 1040EZ and 1040A just to see which one gave me the biggest return. I earned too much for the EIC on the EZ so I was going to go with the A but I just went through one of the efile links on irs.gov. Which turned out to be a good move since they got me another six hundy back for not getting a stimulus check last year. Point being they have tons of efile sites on irs.gov to use, most of them charge around 10 bucks to efile your state return but your fed is usually free. Just do some browsing. I prefer efiling because the return checks usually take only about 3 weeks from filing to get to me, I could get the money even faster if I did auto deposit.The website I used showed me how much I'll get.
    I don't know what the first section of this means. Does that matter?
  8. This kind of music, use it, and you get amped to do shitWhenever you hear some shit and you can't refuse itIt's just some shit, for these kids, to trash they rooms withJust refuse whenever they asked to do shitThe type of shit that you don't have to ask who produced itYou just know - that's the new shitThe type of shit that causes mass confusionand drastic movement of people actin stupidIt's fight music

  9. It's nice to be loved.
    How can anyone not love you with that avatar? You could post photographic evidence of you destroying the things I love, it wouldn't matter. One look at your av/title, a few aaaAAAWWW?!?!'s later, and it never happened
  10. bumping for myself- i have a new one from the other day, but i got really wrapped up in some old threads. I found this one and a few other awesome ones by accident just now, and I'm going to re-read them and listen to slow-dancing songs.

  11. I've never called, or even heard of it being called "knucks". I immediately hate it and wish I never did it.I'm a fan of the slap-shake. That probably isn't its real name and I might just be making it up, but it's my preferred salutation.It's basically a standard handshake, but there's a sort of wind-up before hand. Like you're about to slap someone;s hand, but just rotate your hand downward to be in handshake position. It's a nice enthusiastic twist on the handshake. I did it to this really hot chick I met on a marketing trip the other day. I got her number.Fine. It was her bosses number on a business card because she apparently was just a receptionist and didn't have cards of her own. But whatever. Slap shake is still the way to go. Added benefit- I added just the right amount of enthusiasm to make her bountiful breasts bounce with the shake, but not as much as to be overbearing. True mastery right there.

  12. Dude....you are going to friggin love the iPhone..... best electronic purchase I've made in a while.
    Yeah my friend has the old one and loves it, and I've played around on it and it's awesome. I need to hurry up and file so I can get one, I'm going to be pissed if for some reason I don't get enough back, but hopefully that won't be a problem.How do you guys file? Online, turbo tax? accountant?
  13. you know, this does remind me of one time I hooked up with a girl and right before we got to her house I took like 5 pain pills of various shapes and sizes (I was already plentifully drunk). I can now slightly remember starting to make out, and I can remember flashes of sex (who needs a condom amirite?), but nothing else. when I woke up naked beside her I had no idea what happened. well, I had an idea, but I didn't remember it.sadly no tattoos to remember it buy though.
    roflcopterzI mean... RoFLcOpTerZ!
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