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CardWarfare

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  1. Ok. Gotta think about it. Right now I'm being distracted by that pool game somebody posted. That and a mean case of egg farts. Rotten egg farts.
  2. I finally figured out the password, but I like this account better.
  3. You guys did secret santa gifts? This is getting scary. I was sure this whole thing would have died by now.
  4. That's not bad, but it would be more accurate if I had a blanket on me that I was lifting a little bit at the chin to smell the farts that I had been accumulating all day. Also, there should be some food on my face, and instead of a smile I should just have a slack-jawed look somewhere between depression and contentment. And a half boner.
  5. I didn't make it all the way through the thread so I don't know if this has been covered, but you will end up sleeping on the couch and watching tv all day for days or possibly weeks on end after a while no matter what. It is inevitable. As someone who has spent quite a bit of time over the past five years being unemployed I'm a bit of an expert on the subject. You'll start off motivated and excited about all your new free time, but as the weeks pass by you'll find it harder and harder to wake up before noon. Before you know it you'll be rolling off the couch (that's where you'll eventually en
  6. I had so many things quoted because of all the ridiculous unintentional comedic gold provided in this thread, but these two have to take the cake. Reading this thread as a "conversation" was perhaps the funniest thing I've done today. I might go back and re-read it from the begining of the thread,
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    Yeah, but people who hang in the Hideout regularly don't age.
  8. PS if anyone can help me with a FT to Stars money transfer, I'd greatly appreciate it.I am getting annoyed with FT and since I suck at poker, I only have like 50 something bucks in there, which isn't enough for them to transfer it to my bank.
  9. Thanks WandigoThat Pokerstars sure is one smart program, I changed the pic in the file to make the table the customized one, and when I open stars it tells me I have to install a software update, which restores the old table.If I do it while stars is open, it gives me the default table for a different theme, instead of the one wandigo made.Touche salesman.
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    Can anyone help me out with a Stars/FT transfer? I'm getting really sick of FT disconnecting me and I just wanna move the money over, but I only have like 50 something bucks so I can't cash out normally.If I send it to someone's FT account? could they send me it on stars?
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    No no no...He said STAKES!! Not CAKE!!! IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY GOLDEN IT'S CHRISTMAS!! PUT YOUR HEARING AID BACK IN
  12. I drunkenly told my friend the other night that I could make him a custom Pokerstars table of whatever he wanted. I know how to do it (I believe) but I didn't realize in my wasted state that I don't have photoshop or any other photo editing program for that matter.As far as I can tell, all you need to do is overlay the image over the table base table image found in the program file, and name it the same thing as the original.Has anyone ever done this? Am I correct in my thinking?If so, could you hook an asian up with this image...http://www.jennicide.com/files/jennicide_5_1024x768.jpgOn the ta
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    One thing I've always been good at is remembering the hands I play. Not as much online, but live I remember everything.Yeah, it's frustrating trying to play well heads up when I'm getting shoved on every hand, but whatever, this pic just cheered me up
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    Just got done playing a home game tourney with friends.It's really frustrating when I don't win these things, since I'm easily the best player at most of these. Tonight was no different. I managed to maintain composure and play well despite some tough beats, made it to heads up, but as a huge dog in chips.It's just really frustrating when my opponent has no other move besides all-in, even though the blinds are at 500-1k, I have about 30k and he has nearly 100k. He admitted it's because he knows that I can outplay him after the flop in most cases, but its just really frustrating.In about 4.5 ho
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    Proportionately, I do much better in MTT's than these. I've been making a lot of 80-90th place finishes in fields around 1500-2000 entrants, which doesn't net me much money, but gives me a glimmer of hope that I'm not totally hopeless in tournaments.I've done well in one table SNGs, but the 45 or 180 player SNGs I have done terribly in for as long as I can remember.
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    One of these days I need you to help me win those damned things.I simply cannot make it deep in those. Like ever.
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    somewhere around there lolIt worked pretty well, I ended the rebuy period with about 14k, with the average around 7k. 2 hands after the rebuy ends I pick up aces, play it funky preflop and wind up holding up and getting to around 22k.The only problem was that there were still about 2500 people in after the rebuy ended, and I just wasnt prepared for a long haul. I made it a few levels after the second break, lost 4 big pots and was done.
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    Playing some wacky, Negreanu- style poker in the $3 rebuy right now on stars
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    Hahaha I've done that, not fun
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    aaaaaaand the game just broke lolStill sitting, but took some $ off the table. Come see me son!
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    Out of the tourney, silly hand came down with KJ vs KT on a KK8T flop...Oh well, doing well in HORSE
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    Because of my score taking a shot at 3/6 the other night, I have a "proper" bankroll for the low limits I play, which is nice, I guess.Playing some .5/1 HORSE and the tourney
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