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Went to a friends house warming party last night. Just gonna let you know now I didnít close so as to not to lead you on.
I had never really met his girlfriends friends before and so when I saw this America Ferrara looking girl (think Superstore, not ugly Betty) I didnít think much of it because there was some dude around her most of the time. So I did what I normally do and thatís drink as much as I wanted while having fun. At some point it was late and we were drinking and listening to music in the garage and i went over to the jungle juice jug to get some and sheís like oh hey put some ice in there and I made a comment about how mad I was Iíd been drinking ice-less juice all night like some goddamn peasant and she thought it was funny and then from then on she fully started ignoring that other dude, who apparently was some neighbor, to the point where he gave up and left and started hanging out with me and then she kept finding reasons to touch me and folks...I think she was into The Kid.
But because Iím me I didnít even get her actual name, she just kept calling me Iowa and I was calling her Wisconsin, much less her number. I did invite her to my eventual house warming party but only if she brings some Spotted Cow from wisconsin, though.
Napa_DonMember Since 07 Sep 2005
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