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#3571473 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 16 November 2012 - 03:22 PM

In your dreams loverboy.

#3570655 I Called In Sick Today

Posted iZuma on 08 November 2012 - 06:01 AM

absolutely. I always bring my own beer to keg parties. still drink out of the keg usually, but you gotta have backup. plus people need to know how classy I am.

#3570620 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa_Don on 07 November 2012 - 03:01 PM

View PostiBeaver, on 07 November 2012 - 01:53 PM, said:

Sadly I didn't vote though. Spent my afternoon/evening in the ER after the kid woke up with a seizure. Luckily it was a fever induced one so no damage and all that good stuff.

That's what you get for buying foreign...

Edit: The post is back!

#3570603 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 07 November 2012 - 11:30 AM


#3570491 I Called In Sick Today

Posted iZuma on 06 November 2012 - 01:28 PM


#3570469 I Called In Sick Today

Posted iZuma on 06 November 2012 - 09:11 AM

lol come on guys, nobody makes that kind of money in real life. be serious.

#3570446 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 06 November 2012 - 05:37 AM


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Posted InternetExplorer on 05 November 2012 - 10:37 AM

I decided to try out pandora. turns out some douche registered with my gmail account. This happens sometimes because my account is rather generic. Anyway I reset the password and took the account, turns out this person was fairly active and likes terrible music.

now I gotta figure out how to reset the account and start anew.

#3570329 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa_Don on 04 November 2012 - 05:19 PM

Yeah, Shake, tell us. It can't possibly be any more embarrasing than the rest of your life stories you've told us.

I ended up not going up to Ames friday night and instead opted to just drive up in the morning for the tailgate/game. Games at 11 which means tailgate lots open at 5 am and my buddy is pretty into tailgating and since his hotel is 4 blocks away, I figured i'd be safe showing up at 9, having a few beers, going to the game and driving home.

Well, I get there at 9, call my buddy and turns out the reason he was staying in town was because his company was working on the hotel (he does construction managment) and he still had about an hour or so of work to do before he could come tailgate. That's fine, whatever, my frat usually has a tailgate spot going and I know a few other people.

Well, turns out my frat decided to not have a tailgate this weekend and literally everybody I knew was out of town. So, basically, I just started walking around the tailgate lots with a 12 pack of Busch Light in one arm and an open beer in the other, hoping to run into somebody I knew. Well, I didn't. I did get stopped by some cops at one point and because I know I'm 25, I thought i'd have some fun with it, so I told the cop to hold my open beer, and then I juked him out and took a few steps like I was running away. He checked my ID and then at some point he realized that he was holding my open beer and then couldn't give it back to me fast enough. A couple of guys nearby saw it all go down and were laughing their butts off and we exchanged a few high fives. During my walk around the lots I got a few random people joking about seeing my ID in which I'd just look at them and take off running. Somebody complimented me on my cooler aka just my 12 pack of BL.

I know this will come to a shock to you guys, but I was kinda uncomfortable being by myself, so I did what I normally do and just started drinking as fast as I could and by the time my buddy got there at 9:30 I was halfway through my 12 pack. Once he got there we walked over to his friends tailgate where we spent the next hour or so shooting the shit and shotgunning beers. His buddy showed us how he snuck beer into the stadium, which was to just put a beer into the hood on your hoody and walk right in, so we obviously had to try it. Around 11, put my 2nd to last beer in my coozie for the walk and my last beer into my hoody for later.

Once we get in, my buddy goes to the bathroom and I go up to our seats and I get a bit of a push in the back and I turn around and it's the GD CEO of the subsidiary I do the accounting for. So that was neat. At one point he asked if we snuck in any booze and I was drunk enough to tell him about our hoody beers and he got a kick out of it. He knows I'm an alcoholic, so, whatever.

We lost the game, I drove home and spent the rest of the day watching football/playing video games. More of the same today. Tadah.

#3570205 I Called In Sick Today

Posted hank213 on 03 November 2012 - 07:52 AM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 03 November 2012 - 07:43 AM, said:

do it tilty, gambling is fun.

shake, it could be worse, what if you had taken some random slutbag home last night, plowed and when you were sleeping the deep sleep of a man who just had sex she cut your penis off and threw it out the window?

that would be worse i think.

I don't know, seems like a "two birds with one stone" kind of solution.

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Posted iZuma on 02 November 2012 - 12:35 PM

**** it I'll just show up anyways get wasted and call her boyfriend a faggot the whole time

#3570063 I Called In Sick Today

Posted ShakeZuma on 01 November 2012 - 04:12 PM

honesty is really a stupid policy.

of all the things I want to get rid of in my life, I have to think that my dvd collection would be damn near last on the list. why would you want to get rid of your dvds? are you sure you'll never watch any of them again? I know I still watch all of mine at least every now and again. well maybe not all but a good portion. probably going to watch csl again this weekend cause WHY THE HELL NOT.

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Posted The Ocho on 01 November 2012 - 03:41 PM

I think what is going on here is ronny boy has recently hit the big 40. He is not married, has no kids, from the sounds of it probably won't. You guys are his children, he is trying to impart his wisdom upon you. Take the fatherly advice, he won't be around forever to help you.

#3570041 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Ron_Mexico on 01 November 2012 - 12:54 PM

I would love to have you guys down and hang out a couple of nights. Just to obaerve.

It would probably go poorly, mainly because of me. One of two things would happen. I'd eother try too hard to chat up the ladies that I'd get us kicked out, beat up or arrested for stalking or I'd do my standard routine of talking to no girls except the one thats paid to, the waitress. I really charm those damn waitresses though. Big tips, buy em a shot, sometimes they even touch my shoulder. This one time, a cute one put her boob on my while showing me the beer menu.

#3570040 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Ron_Mexico on 01 November 2012 - 12:50 PM

The Capacity to be her gay friend?