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#3767026 I Called In Sick Today

Posted InternetExplorer on 07 March 2018 - 04:40 PM

Have I mentioned that I use Apple Music now? I am basically the consumer I never thought I would be. I rent movies on iTunes. I buy soda at lunch. Itís frightening.

#3766859 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 02 March 2018 - 03:07 AM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 26 February 2009 - 04:57 PM, said:

i know none of you care, but that never stopped me before, so...i get sent to pick up a customer at the Hyundai dealership. its a lady, probably around 30 years old. we're in the car and an advertisement for McDonalds comes on. its one where Zeus makes fun of Poseiden for having to buy a fish sandwhich at McDonalds because he cant catch any fish without his magical rod, which he left at his ex girlfriends. and you know Poseiden aint dealing with that shit. at the end of it I give a sarcastic laugh of disgust and the lady says to meYou liked that ad?No, it was horrible. I produced it. Really?Yeah. What didnt you like about it?Well, everything I guess. It was trying way to hard and that sarcastic too cool for school style comedy is in every ad nowadays. I see. I'll tell the writer what you though. He's a friend of mine.I doubt he cares what I think, but tell him to branch out and be original.Wow. Pretty honest there.Might as well.

View PostNapa Lite, on 22 March 2013 - 04:48 PM, said:

Remember when that one lady grilled you on the Poseidon mcfish sandwich radio commercial her friend apparently made? I liked that story.

View PostEssay21, on 22 March 2013 - 04:55 PM, said:

what a memory this guy has. a true braj until the very end. that was an awkward moment for sure. mcdonalds only needs one commercial for the filet o fish. and this is it:

View PostEssay21, on 22 March 2013 - 05:24 PM, said:

anyone have a roth ira that they opened on their own that would like to tell me that they like the company they have it with and offer any general advice?

View PostiClint, on 22 March 2013 - 05:52 PM, said:

I need to roll over my 401k somewhere from my old job I think. I don't know anything. Sorry my dude. I can't even start contributingto my new jobs 401k until June 2014. I probably should start up a Roth IRA as well.

Time is a flat circle

#3766842 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 01 March 2018 - 11:44 AM

Iím not near good enough at search to find it, sorry. Itís really not that outrageous of a story or anything. It was just sufficiently odd and quintessential SA that itís stuck with me.

I split my old 401k up because I sort of panicked when I thought I was going to be kicked out soon and so I put the traditional in my current 401k so I could borrow against it if need be and then put the Roth portion to vanguard so I could withdraw from the principal if I needed to. And I put the pension payout in a vanguard traditional ira in case I borrowed from my 401k and then got fired or quit unexpectedly and had to pay it back so Iíd be able to convert it to a Roth, use the proceeds to pay back the loan, and then deal with the tax code sequences later (itís not a huge amount).

But now itís looking like I wonít be kicked out anytime soon and even if I am another friend is looking to buy a house currently and said I can move in with him for however long I want.

#3766844 I Called In Sick Today

Posted InternetExplorer on 01 March 2018 - 12:03 PM

That term policy sounds competitive to me.

#3766852 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Theraflu on 01 March 2018 - 05:02 PM

I've always said if you get a chance to spend a lot of money on new home repairs that you don't like doing, while moving out of a place that you do like, you just gotta do it.

#3766791 I Called In Sick Today

Posted hank213 on 28 February 2018 - 04:24 PM

Heinlein's razor:
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity, but don't rule out malice.

#3766783 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Napa Lite on 28 February 2018 - 01:33 PM

I think about that story once a week.

#2052722 The Hideout

Posted Napa_Don on 02 August 2007 - 07:06 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on Thursday, August 2nd, 2007, 9:39 PM, said:

a WOMAN of above average sexual attractiveness actually called ME just now. She wants me to come out and meet her and since I'm seven beers in already my game will be in full force tonightt. SHIP IT!and by SHIP IT i mean sexual intercourse.

#3765358 I Called In Sick Today

Posted BigDMcGee on 30 January 2018 - 05:23 PM

What kind of Iowan doesn't like potatoes? A disgrace to the heartland, you are.

#3765215 I Called In Sick Today

Posted hank213 on 24 January 2018 - 04:40 PM

so, in other words, you're expecting us to pay off wang's debt to you?

#3765028 I Called In Sick Today

Posted brvheart on 18 January 2018 - 12:27 PM

View PostBigDMcGee, on 18 January 2018 - 11:30 AM, said:

4 seasons are the most overrated shit ever

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#3765077 I Called In Sick Today

Posted brvheart on 20 January 2018 - 07:46 AM

View PostEssay21, on 19 January 2018 - 09:30 PM, said:

Four episodes in and it's one of the best new shows I've seen in awhile.

This kind of hyperbole is why I love you Suited. You're one of those people that alternates between blasting the heat in the car to rolling down the windows, aren't you?

#3764434 The Dan Le Batard Show

Posted brvheart on 21 December 2017 - 03:08 PM

I love Dan's passion, and I don't think it's as contrived as Suited does, but I totally think the entire tone of that interview was Dan's fault. He started off in the intro being combative and then his interrupting with "Rob, yes or no. Yes or no. " Was incredibly disrespectful. This was prior to any lies told, because Rob had only said about 2 words at that point.

#3764227 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Ron_Mexico on 13 December 2017 - 08:40 AM

Essay seems to have been gone for a minute. Heís probably spending time with his new girlfriend for the holidays.

More likely, he finally miscalculated his auto erotic asphyxiation while jerkin it ahd hung himself

Youíll be missed, my man. Most of your content was shit, but dammit, you brought it with conviction. Youíd occasionally make a solid top ten and definitely get some good zingers off. We thank you for your service

I shouldíve said these things to him while he was still alive.

I wonít make that mistake with you, NapaD

#3763922 I Called In Sick Today

Posted BigDMcGee on 02 December 2017 - 03:26 PM

Christmas will now be celebrated on December 2, because that is the day my lord and savior Scott Frost came home, to wash away our sins. Happy Frostmas, everyone!