Canuckickstan 2 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 You haven't truly lived until you've received a gummer. No lie, I had a girl a long time ago that had false teeth. She was a real looker and had a great bod so I got over it. Gave a great gummer. She was a virgin when I met her. Funny thing is, I found out later that I had a few other friends that had the same virgin. We never did figure out who went first. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 No lie, I had a girl a long time ago that had false teeth. She was a real looker and had a great bod so I got over it. Gave a great gummer. She was a virgin when I met her. Funny thing is, I found out later that I had a few other friends that had the same virgin. We never did figure out who went first. her dad Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Author Share Posted September 21, 2006 her dadsad but true.any girl with false teeth at that age has issues. unless she was in a car accident or something, in that case, mexico can rott in hell.In the movie scary movie 2, where they are living in the haunted house, do u remember the part where the ghost chick comes in and is trying to scare Shorty, and then he bags her head and starts phuckin her.everytime i see that part i think, Yep.. thats a solid idea. why not? ghost chicks are only ghosts cuz they want more cawk. so feed it to them. plus she had a killer body.i'd do the same with gummy McGums, i'd bag her head and just punch a hole through it. while the bag is still on her head. then start the insanity every monday-thursday, and saturday nights and sunday mornings. Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 No. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Not a chance... Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Author Share Posted September 21, 2006 you're all phucking liars Link to post Share on other sites
BearCanada 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?I know i wouldI think I just threw up in my mouth. As long as I have palms there's no need for this.EEEEEW!-Bear Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Another question...How much money would it take for you to go down on her until she had an orgasm? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Another question...How much money would it take for you to go down on her until she had an orgasm?Do we get to wash her up first? My rates quadruple for unwashed 'tang on a face like that. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Author Share Posted September 21, 2006 Another question...How much money would it take for you to go down on her until she had an orgasm?free as longs as she does me too. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 You haven't truly lived until you've received a gummer.exactly... he's asking us if we'd accept a free gummer only steps away from the comfort of our couch without anyone ever finding out....does the Pope sh*t in the woods? Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 GrossNo thanks Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Do we get to wash her up first? My rates quadruple for unwashed 'tang on a face like that.So ten bucks. Gotcha. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Author Share Posted September 22, 2006 exactly... he's asking us if we'd accept a free gummer only steps away from the comfort of our couch without anyone ever finding out....does the Pope sh*t in the woods?crack, lets run away together Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 crack, lets run away togetheri've been waiting for the right person to sweep me off my feet for a while now:::blushing:::oh, and thanks for the new sig! Link to post Share on other sites
TheSkearnel 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 I'd hit it........................with a shovel.Really, though, I'd rather watch Rosie O'Donnell hump a retard than let that thing get anywhere near me.-Shawn KOh yeah, and Royal, I love the avatar. The Wizard was one of my favorite movies growing up. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Author Share Posted September 22, 2006 I'd hit it........................with a shovel.Really, though, I'd rather watch Rosie O'Donnell hump a retard than let that thing get anywhere near me.-Shawn KOh yeah, and Royal, I love the avatar. The Wizard was one of my favorite movies growing up.if you hit it with a shovel and killed it, would u hop on the necrophilia band wagon?and Yes, I just downloaded the Wizard, pure awesomeness! Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 One word: gloryhole if you hit it with a shovel and killed it, would u hop on the necrophilia band wagon?and Yes, I just downloaded the Wizard, pure awesomeness!From what site? Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 if you hit it with a shovel and killed it, would u hop on the necrophilia band wagon? Only if you bring a curling iron. Link to post Share on other sites
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