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#1 acenapot

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Posted 04 March 2016 - 04:59 PM

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ʇᴉ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ʇǝƃɹoɟ ʇ,uop ˙˙ǝɹǝɥ sʇɥƃnoɥʇ pǝɹoq uʍo ɹnoʎ ʇsod
˙˙ ǝsuǝs ǝuou ƃuᴉdʎʇ ɯI ǝǝs uɐɔ noʎ s∀
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ɹǝʞod ǝuᴉluo uᴉ ɹǝʇsnq ʞɐǝl ɥʇᴉʍ ᄅWH ǝsn ᴉ
ʞɹoʍ oʇ ƃuᴉoƃ oᴉʌ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp I
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˙ʇɐǝdǝɹ puɐ dǝǝls'ɹǝʞod ʎɐld'ǝɯoɥ oƃ 'ʞɹoʍ oʇ oƃ'ɥʇɐq ɐ ǝʞɐʇ'ʇᴉɥs ɐ ǝʞɐʇ 'dn ǝʞɐʍ ᴉ 'sʎɐp ʎɯ ɟo ʇsoɯ
˙uᴉɐƃɐ ǝʇᴉs sᴉɥʇ ƃuᴉʞɔǝɥɔ puɐ pǝɹoq ʇsnſ

#2 GOCUBSGO

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Posted 04 March 2016 - 05:35 PM

I think I'll leave. Solid 6th post though.

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Posted 04 March 2016 - 05:43 PM

OP, report to essays top ten thread for your punishment.

#4 BigDMcGee

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Posted 04 March 2016 - 08:23 PM

I'm on my phone can someone post an upside down noose for me? thanks in advance
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#5 acenapot

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Posted 05 March 2016 - 02:22 PM

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˙ϛ89'66€ ɟo ʎɐpʎɐd ɐ ɹoɟ snoᴉɹoʇɔᴉʌ pǝƃɹǝɯǝ ɹǝɯɯᴉM lǝɐɥdɐɹ puɐ sǝᴉɹʇuǝ ㄣ99 ǝɹǝʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ϛ uosɐǝS uI ˙ʍoɹ ɐ uᴉ ɹɐǝʎ ɥʇɹnoɟ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝsɐǝɹɔuᴉ oʇ ʎlǝʞᴉl sᴉ ouᴉsɐƆ s,ƃuᴉʞ ǝɥʇ uᴉ ʇuǝʌƎ uᴉɐW ɐʞǝɹnƎ ɐ ɹoɟ ǝɔuɐpuǝʇʇɐ ǝɥʇ puɐ ǝƃuɐɥɔ oʇ pǝǝʇuɐɹɐnƃ sᴉ ɹǝqɯnu ʇɐɥʇ ʇnq 'qƖ ʎɐp puɐ ɐƖ ʎɐp ɥʇᴉʍ pǝuᴉqɯoɔ sǝᴉɹʇuǝ ㄥϛϛ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ɹɐɟ oS

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˙ʌopɐʌzoɹ 9 ɐʞǝɹnƎ ǝɥʇ ɟo qƖ ʎɐp ɹǝʇɟ∀ spɐǝ˥ sᴉllǝp uᴉʇuǝnQ

ʌopɐʌzoɹ ɐʞǝɹnƎ ʇnoqɐ sʍǝuɹǝʞod ʇsǝʇɐl

pƃᴉq ˙ɹW ʇsǝnbǝɹ ɹnoʎ s,ǝɹǝH

#6 BigDMcGee

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Posted 05 March 2016 - 02:29 PM

screw you guys, I'll do it myself.


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-Socrates

"Dust. Wind. Dude."
-Ted Theodore Logan

"I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat,"
-Lebron James

#7 The Ocho

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Posted 05 March 2016 - 04:47 PM

That looks like a bent black dick with a **** ring that is falling off. Upside down.

 Theraflu, on 24 October 2014 - 05:05 PM, said:

Drinking alone makes being alone more awesome.

#8 SuitedAces21

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Posted 05 March 2016 - 05:04 PM

you can trust him on this, he's an expert.

View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 April 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Now that i've had a few drinks, I'm ready to admilt that the reason I dont post more is suited.

I hate every fiber of his being. He's awful and everything he writes is wrong, coupled with being annoying. Its uncanny how awful he is. If he was around when this thread was thriving, he would have killed it. Thankfully, he wasnt.

Maybe in the real world, he's not so awful (evidence says otherwise) but here, he makes me want to fight. Nobody makes me want to fight. Its beyond weird. I almost feel bad, but I dont

#9 BigDMcGee

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Posted 05 March 2016 - 06:36 PM

Look man, the options on"upside down noose " are limited on Google image search
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-Socrates

"Dust. Wind. Dude."
-Ted Theodore Logan

"I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat,"
-Lebron James

#10 acenapot

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Posted 14 March 2016 - 04:52 PM

Rlaex you dnot hvae to htae erevythnig, why so mcuh htae in yuor haert?

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Posted 14 March 2016 - 05:28 PM

These pretzels are making me thirsty.
It's mostly Maui-Waui but it's got some labrador in it.

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#12 acenapot

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Posted 06 April 2016 - 04:43 PM

lost most of my bankroll, i guess im not good enough for $5/$10 nlhe
sticking to micros

#13 GOCUBSGO

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Posted 06 April 2016 - 06:32 PM

Thanks for the update. You continue to impress.

#14 Essay21

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Posted 06 April 2016 - 06:34 PM

Sticking to micros, that's what this guys wife probably says.




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