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#21 NonZeroPossibility


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Posted 05 January 2009 - 03:15 AM

-Been arrested for telling a cop to "fuck off"-Lived in Cuernavaca, Mexico for a month and visited the Aztec pyramids.-Had Coolio ask me for a lighter.-Drove a Lexus ISF-Replied to this thread
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 03:22 AM

Tried to take a dump on a bus stall while drunk and fall through the glass roof with my pants on my ankels. I needed various stitches on various... locations :club:

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 03:49 AM

- Had a threesome...NOT a devil's 3way - Gave a dap to Sean May of the Bobcats

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 04:31 AM

Had sex with a girl
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 04:31 AM

Got in a fight with Steve-O.

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 04:36 AM

----Was at Game 4 of the World Series between the yanks and the diamondbacks, where tino hit a game tying homer with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th and Jeter hit the game winning homerun in the bottom of the tenth..... Byung Yung Kim crouching on the pitchers mound was priceless.... and the eruption was unreal, by the way, that was 2001, a few weeks after 9/11 Amazing----- 2006 i was out in vegas for almost 2 weeks and actually didnt gamble nor play poker for 2 days of the 13 days i was out there lol
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 04:41 AM

View PostGWCGWC, on Monday, January 5th, 2009, 2:46 AM, said:

Drove to Alaska.Done multiple border crossings while crotching an ounce of the stinkiest kind bud ever. Gave a retarded (developmentally disabled) man a suppository. Bought a plastic glow in the dark Jesus at the Vatican City. Had Walmart's photo department confiscate and send my pictures to the Norman Police Department.
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 05:20 AM

Had a "dancer" chase me and 3 friends down the street past a police station after one of my buds didn't pay for his handjob. It was hilarious, there were actually cops outside of the station just watching.
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 05:22 AM

-Made a hole in one-Caddied for 10 weeks on a professional golf tour for a future PGA Tour winner-Attended a 19 inning baseball game on July 4th, 1985 that included 3 rain delays, a plater hitting for the cycle, the home team getting a pinch hit homer from a pitcher in the bottom of the 18th with 2 outs to extend the game and a fireworks display at 3:30 in the morning (longest game in MLB history at the time measuring time elapsed)-Attended a baseball game that featured at least 4 bench clearing brawls
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 05:26 AM

Gave birth! :Dand Heli-skiing. :club:
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 05:27 AM

Golden Shellback (crossed equator and international date line at all 0s)Been to more countries than there are states (57 at last count)Took a picture with Johnny fucking Chan

Johnny Chan shaking hands with a legend.


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Posted 05 January 2009 - 05:29 AM

View Postgatortom64, on Monday, January 5th, 2009, 8:27 AM, said:

Golden Shellback (crossed equator and international date line at all 0s)Been to more countries than there are states (57 at last count)Took a picture with Johnny fucking Chan
Wow, these two are pretty cool.

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 05:49 AM

Shaken hands with Eric Cantona.

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 06:31 AM

This is such a brag thread. I can't decide if I should make a joke or be serious.

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 06:35 AM

Bungee jumped and parachuted on back-to-back days.Interviewed Gary Sandy (WKRP).Was on the field for batting practice the day before the 1991 All-Star Game and watched, from the press box, as Cal Ripken won the HR derby.
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 06:50 AM

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 06:52 AM

Hung out @ Negreanu's house (the previous one not the current). Wore his WSOP Bracelets. And about a dozen other awesome things that DN hooked us up with throughout the weekend.

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 07:34 AM

done that 99% have not done?a goat?

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 07:51 AM

Was on one of the last episodes of "High Rollers" game show. (won a trip and a case of Honey Nut Cheerios)Hung out with/dinner/drinks John Ritter, Doc Severnson and Michael Douglas at a private partyRode in an elevator with Mel BrooksTossed around a superball at the bottom of an active Titan II missle silo.Grabbed a Gatorade out of DN's upstairs mini fridgeI could go on but want to save some to 'Top' Rob.

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 07:53 AM

View Postyourboygsarida, on Monday, January 5th, 2009, 2:12 AM, said:

been on sportscenter (caught a homerun at an a's game)
Been featured on SportscenterWon a sports world championshipReceived a phone call at work from a US President.Escorted John McEnroe & Ivan Lendl to their stadium match at the US OpenHad dinner with AJ Hackett, "founder" of bungee jumpingWent to a movie with Jodie FosterSat next to a US Senator on a flight, coincidentally reading a book in which said Senator's reputation was critiquedFinished the NY Marathon.Saw Tom Tom Club at CBGBAttended the world dj championship at the old Ritz in NY.
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