crazylvan

I asked that my posts be deleted and my account be deleted. Apparently someone out there with the power of this thread has taken it upon themselves to post as me.Notice the post count. Except for this one, none of these posts are from me.You folks are being duped. By who? I mistakenly accused one person, so I don't have a clue.I just want it known that i'm not posting this crap.I will take steps to try and prevent this, although i doubt i can.sorry.Well, i've been duped as well. It's a joke account. I just figured it out.

FUCK EVERYONE!

can't we all just get along?

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

I wasn't waiting for your permission.MUUHAHAHAHAHA

Ok. I was going to leave without making a scene.FUCK ALL OF YOU!HAVE FUN WITH YOUR CLIQUES

Ok. I'm sorry about the last comment. I thought it would be better if I started playing with real money again. I guess not. Maybe I'll just stop playing poker all together. Once again, I'm sorry and I will never post here ever again. The times I had here were fun. Thank you everyone. You were truly good people.

AND NOW THIS HAPPENS TO ME!PokerStars Game #15637611472: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2008/03/02- 23:04:10 (ET)Table 'Hedera III' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: cLiX89 ($9.60 in chips)Seat 3: FCPORTO9 ($14.55 in chips)Seat 4: crazyIvan60 ($9.45 in chips)Seat 5: Toucan08 ($5.90 in chips)Seat 6: Deetje_Max ($14.70 in chips)Seat 7: duby ($9.50 in chips)Seat 8: 5pass ($2.40 in chips)Seat 9: dennis160580 ($4.55 in chips)Toucan08: posts small blind $0.05Deetje_Max: posts big blind $0.10el036: sits out*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to crazyIvan60 [Ad Ah]el036 leaves the tableduby: calls $0.105pass:

NOW I KNOW WHO MY REAL FRIENDS ARE!

I had a beautiful dinner tonight. I grilled some lobster tails, and they were delicious. A few bottles of wine were consumed.

I meant every single word in that private message. EVERY FUCKING WORD. Now I am drinking, so don't mind me.

I'm sorry admiral. I was drunk last night and couldn't control myself. I hope everyone accepts my apology, and this will NEVER happen again.