Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 T.J. Cloutier "I flopped the joint" I smile everytime I think of it. That is the best. I can't wait to use it. I'm playing live on Saturday. Actually I was looking for your favorite Seinfeld quote but it would be moved to off topic so I hatched this nifty scheme to fool the Mods.Many to list, but I'll start with. "The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli"Lets go. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 1. 'Kings are good.' (Obviously)2. (TIE) 'But I don't wanna be a pirate' and 'My father's gay' Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 4, 2005 Author Share Posted October 4, 2005 Nice. Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside part of that plate. Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Q: OK, what are your thoughts regarding 2004 Player of the Year Danny... Ne... Nagreeno? Fillmaff: (pauses) I don't like to talk bad about people beneath me, but I consider myself to be the Anti-Danny Nagreeno. I believe poker should be taken seriously. This is not something you do for fun. This is not something you approach with joy. The correct way to play poker is to be very sullen. And serious. That guy is just a jolly-time goofball. Who does he think he is, Santa Claus?! When Bill Fillmaff loses -- and I always lose to a bad beat -- I don't smile and walk away. I tell that other person what they did wrong. And I make damn well sure it never happens again. I don't agree with anything Danny stands for, like I said, I'm the Anti-Nagreeno. Q: Are you also the "Anti-Danny Nagreeno" because you're a huge jerk who loses all the time? Fillmaff: [expletive] you, you skinny [multiple expletives]. -Bill Fillmaff Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Sorry, we already have a George... Link to post Share on other sites
GhostfaceKillah 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 My favorite quote of all time is the guy that says he loves to play pocket pool. Somebody help me out with the particulars though.And i hate seinfeld Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 4, 2005 Author Share Posted October 4, 2005 My favorite quote of all time is the guy that says he loves to play pocket pool. Somebody help me out with the particulars though.And i hate seinfeldfair enough.But I'll bet you love this.Million to one shot Doc Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 I U, Ron Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 My favorite quote of all time is the guy that says he loves to play pocket pool. Somebody help me out with the particulars though.And i hate seinfelddavid spade, black sheep Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Do I smell Binaca? Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Gimme that rye, you old bag. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 WHO? Who is not wearing the AIDS ribbon? Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 MMMMMMMM, jambalaya Link to post Share on other sites
GhostfaceKillah 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 GhostfaceKillah wrote: My favorite quote of all time is the guy that says he loves to play pocket pool. Somebody help me out with the particulars though. And i hate seinfeld david spade, black sheep Nah it was at the old guy at the same table that Cloutier won. I forget his name but he said he liked to play pocket pool and TJ was like "you mean one-pocket pool". And he was like "Nah it sounds better when you say pocket pool" Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 The high-five, it's so grease monkey. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 My favorite quote of all time is the guy that says he loves to play pocket pool. Somebody help me out with the particulars though.And i hate seinfelddavid spade, black sheepHe's talking about the WSOP event that aired either last week or the week before. I think the same episode as TJ's "I flopped the joint".BTW Ron, I used that at a home game the other night. What a jopke. No one got it. I even flopped the nut straight like TJ and not a single person out of fourteen got it. Best of luck to you. Link to post Share on other sites
BilliardsBoy 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 How can you not love "If luck wasn't involved I guess I'd win every one."Priceless.And I always loved "Well the jerkstore called, they're running out of YOU!"The utter failure of his episode long attempt to flame this guy is the very definition of what makes Seinfeld funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 4, 2005 Author Share Posted October 4, 2005 My favorite quote of all time is the guy that says he loves to play pocket pool. Somebody help me out with the particulars though.And i hate seinfelddavid spade, black sheepNo, he meant the old guy at the same table as TJ. His name escapes me.Nice jobs rock. Very good stuff.Idaho, why am I so lucky as to get the I love U Ron message two days in a row. Are you toying with me? My fragile ego cannot handle it.I am very fond of you as well.His mother was a mudder. His mother was a mudder? What did I just say? Link to post Share on other sites
quadaces 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Heeellllloooooooooooooooo...............LA LA LA...we had sex in the kitchen. He said it was the most socialable room in the house.George: I push them to lesbianism and Kramer brings them back!Kramer:.....I'M OUT!!!! I'M OUT OF THE CONTEST. just a few Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 How can you not love "If luck wasn't involved I guess I'd win every one."Priceless.And I always loved "Well the jerkstore called, they're running out of YOU!"The utter failure of his episode long attempt to flame this guy is the very definition of what makes Seinfeld funny.I had sex with your wife. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 My favorite quote of all time is the guy that says he loves to play pocket pool. Somebody help me out with the particulars though.And i hate seinfelddavid spade, black sheepNo, he meant the old guy at the same table as TJ. His name escapes me.Nice jobs rock. Very good stuff.Idaho, why am I so lucky as to get the I love U Ron message two days in a row. Are you toying with me? My fragile ego cannot handle it.I am very fond of you as well.His mother was a mudder. His mother was a mudder? What did I just say?John Bonetti Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 GhostfaceKillah wrote: My favorite quote of all time is the guy that says he loves to play pocket pool. Somebody help me out with the particulars though. And i hate seinfeld david spade, black sheepNah it was at the old guy at the same table that Cloutier won. I forget his name but he said he liked to play pocket pool and TJ was like "you mean one-pocket pool". And he was like "Nah it sounds better when you say pocket pool" you are quick. Ron wouldn't like that very much. As long as your into the old a$$ to mouth I think he would get over it. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 thank you ron. your opinion is highly valued. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 4, 2005 Author Share Posted October 4, 2005 My favorite quote of all time is the guy that says he loves to play pocket pool. Somebody help me out with the particulars though.And i hate seinfelddavid spade, black sheepHe's talking about the WSOP event that aired either last week or the week before. I think the same episode as TJ's "I flopped the joint".BTW Ron, I used that at a home game the other night. What a jopke. No one got it. I even flopped the nut straight like TJ and not a single person out of fourteen got it. Best of luck to you. This brings me to another point. I don't have any friends that play poker or do home games so nobody gets any of my poker related sayings or anything. I accidentally said that is so 1.4 and they looked at me puzzled. I have no poker friends. Link to post Share on other sites
dank773 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 "Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop." "You kept making all the stops?" "Well, people kept ringing the bell!" Link to post Share on other sites
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