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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I have never chopped, purchased or made a fire in my life. I sat around a fire my stepdad made in GA when it was in the 20's at Thanksgiving

You don't generally purchase, and to my knowledge never chop, a fire.

 

cityfolk. sheesh!

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another knee slapper ladies and gents!

 

Uh, wasn't trying to be funny, just informative. *******.

 

 

Ye old apartments I worked at, the 2 bed deluxe had a fireplace.

 

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See, in non third world states there are apartments that actually have fireplaces so what Napa did was perfectly normal. Oh, and no, they don't consider the hole in their roof the "chimney" either.

 

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Sorry, it can be hard to tell online.

 

Indeed. *******!

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I don't know if this was sarcastic or not but either way it made me laugh.

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Quite the shocker.

 

another knee slapper ladies and gents!

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Face your fears. Dive into the mouth of the..er...vagina of the storm. If her and only her stop you from making more scratch, traveling less and being professionally happy, then you are a dingbat.

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