sacopoo 0 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 tldr....cliffnotes at bottom.Well I went ahead and did it. I got my first hooker, largely from the support of posters here as well as others. It was a very surreal experience. I still cant believe I went through with it. But here is what happened.I just got back from Vegas yesterday. I had a profitable trip and actually cashed in my first WSOP event. (brag) Anyway after seeing all the fine girls in Vegas and coming close to getting a hooker in vegas (2 of the guys I went with got one) I was thinking, why not.So I went to a pool party today and had some beers. Came home and smoked some pot and was like damn I want to get laid. I started looking at the personals and actually dailing the numbers. I dailed a bunch of numbers and talked to 2 girls, one said "Im asleep" and hung up, the other didnt do outcalls. Finally, I got this chick to answer and agree to come see mehttp://dallas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/d...wAd?oid=2752637So Im thinking the chick in the pictures is too hot (and her face id blurred) so this has to be some kind of agency but shit, Ive called 10 numbers and someone finally answered and agreed to come see me so why not. She called me a couple of times to confirm and tell me she was on her way so I knew she was for real, even though I didnt expect to get thechick in the ad.She gets here. I live on the third story and have a balcony so I saw her walk up. She was in her own car by herself, so this relaxed me alot since I could see she doesnt have some kind of pimp with her. This also made me feel better as to her not being law enforcement. Im new to this shit so I was pretty nervous and had no idea what to expect.I answer the door and Im pretty sure it is not the girl in the photo. She's wearing one of those big blonde wigs so I cant be sure, her skin tone was about the same. Pretty sure the chick in the ad is black and this girl was definetly not although she was very tan. She was atleast 10 pounds heavier. She was still pretty hot and had bigger boobs so I was like yes please.She was dressed just like a cliche escort. Had a shourt jacket on and once she stepped inside took it off and was decked out in lingerie. Had the hooker wig, the shoes, makeup, and perfume. She comes in we make some very brief bullshit chitchat and get down to business. (She had said on the phone that she was 220 hr. for outcall and that she was full service. That is all she would tell me.) So Im like "this is my first time, Im not sure how this works, help me through this. She says "well, what are you looking for?"I was like this is what I want "I want an hour and I want 2 shots (orgasms). I want a bj first with orgasm, and then a 15 min break and then have sex. I figured if I was really gonna do this I might as well get my monies worth and go all the way. She was like "OK all that for $275". ... Ship it.She gives me a bj with a condom. I do my my business. It was a very good bj.We go smoke (she smoked so this was a plus) have some more bullshit chitchat. She was nice and cool and seemed pretty normal. I was surprised how normal she seemed. When I told her I play poker for a living she thougt it was so cool. Needless to say I did not ask her what she does.I smoke 2 cigs and smoke a bowl. I offer if she wants to smoke and she declines. Says she smokes but not while she works. Said she might call me if she needs a hookup. lol.So we finish smoking and shes like I'll be in the bedroom when your ready.I follow her in, and I wont tell you the details unless you ask, but we have sex in a couple of positions and I finish. We get up, make some more bullshit chitchat (tip here $25 for atoal of $300) and she's out the door. Tells me to call here again and it was "fun". I smoke a cig, take a hit, and soak in what just happenend. I then go take a shower. Like I said, it was and still is just so surreal and surprisingly easy. The whole process did not seem that "dirty" to me. I mean I didnt know what to expect but I expected it to seem "dirtly" but it didnt. It was understood that condoms would be used without question and that is was a just business transaction. She didnt seem like some crackwhore but more like a girl I could hangout with.Its just weird to me, that a girl can whore herself for a living and come across as being very normal.Anyway, I would say it was worth the money and more easy and streamlined than I expected. Dont know if Ill do it again but shit, it was so easy and convieniant. And she's gone!!!! That is the best part. No bullshit. No trying to pick her up at a bar. No buying her drinks or dinner. No ****ing relationship. Just hey give me a bj and sex and I never have to talk to you again. GG.Cliffnotes:... I went ahead and got a hooker after asking for adive here.... Here is her add ... http://dallas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/d...wAd?oid=2752637... I paid 300 for an hour which included "two shots"... She was fs so I got a BJ and sex.... Feel a little weird about but it was very surreal and pretty streamless.... If you have questions Ill do my best to answer, if there are any others who are considering doing the same Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 (2 of the guys I went with got one)I hope they didn't cross swords Link to post Share on other sites
sacopoo 0 Posted June 30, 2008 Author Share Posted June 30, 2008 different ones. lol. Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 She gives me a bj with a condom. It was a very good bj.You don't know what you are talking about, do you? Link to post Share on other sites
sacopoo 0 Posted June 30, 2008 Author Share Posted June 30, 2008 .....considering it was with a condom. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 sadjust so very sad.I need a shower just from reading that. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 I still never know if I should take your posts seriously, but if this happened, then I at least commend you for sharing the story. Whether people agree with it or not, it's still pretty interesting to read. Link to post Share on other sites
tobytobey 0 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Nice trip report. With all the posts about hookers I was wondering if there'd be a trip report.Question. Was there any negotiating of price? Did you bring up the difference in her "picture"? Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 sadjust so very sad.I need a shower just from reading that.Oh, relax. It's just sex. Why do people get so judgmental?I say we should all go out and get hookers out of civil disobedience. It's a stupid law that needs to be brought down! What would Thoreau do? I'm going to a hooker to live deliberately, god damn it! Blow jobs for justice, I say. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 My first divorce cost me about $250,000. So if you divide that by the number of times we did it during the marriage, it comes out to about... um, $125,000/shot? I think you got a bargain. Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 My first divorce was priceless. I recommend everybody do the same. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Oh, relax. It's just sex. Why do people get so judgmental?I say we should all go out and get hookers out of civil disobedience. It's a stupid law that needs to be brought down! What would Thoreau do? I'm going to a hooker to live deliberately, god damn it! Blow jobs for justice, I say.Not really judging.... just looking at his avatar... up on that balcony without a shirt...all fat and pale. Paying $300 to get laid by a skank... Just saying.... seems sad to me.*barf*My first divorce cost me about $250,000. So if you divide that by the number of times we did it during the marriage, it comes out to about... um, $125,000/shot? I think you got a bargain.That's funny.(not your divorce...just the math) Link to post Share on other sites
Piddle Duck 0 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Not really judging.... just looking at his avatar... up on that balcony without a shirt...all fat and pale. Paying $300 to get laid by a skank... Just saying.... seems sad to me.*barf*That picture is of Hellmuth so yeah, that is pretty gross. Link to post Share on other sites
Jackie Childs 0 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 tldr....cliffnotes at bottom.Well I went ahead and did it. I got my first hooker, largely from the support of posters here as well as others. It was a very surreal experience. I still cant believe I went through with it. But here is what happened.I just got back from Vegas yesterday. I had a profitable trip and actually cashed in my first WSOP event. (brag) Anyway after seeing all the fine girls in Vegas and coming close to getting a hooker in vegas (2 of the guys I went with got one) I was thinking, why not.So I went to a pool party today and had some beers. Came home and smoked some pot and was like damn I want to get laid. I started looking at the personals and actually dailing the numbers. I dailed a bunch of numbers and talked to 2 girls, one said "Im asleep" and hung up, the other didnt do outcalls. Finally, I got this chick to answer and agree to come see mehttp://dallas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/d...wAd?oid=2752637So Im thinking the chick in the pictures is too hot (and her face id blurred) so this has to be some kind of agency but shit, Ive called 10 numbers and someone finally answered and agreed to come see me so why not. She called me a couple of times to confirm and tell me she was on her way so I knew she was for real, even though I didnt expect to get thechick in the ad.She gets here. I live on the third story and have a balcony so I saw her walk up. She was in her own car by herself, so this relaxed me alot since I could see she doesnt have some kind of pimp with her. This also made me feel better as to her not being law enforcement. Im new to this shit so I was pretty nervous and had no idea what to expect.I answer the door and Im pretty sure it is not the girl in the photo. She's wearing one of those big blonde wigs so I cant be sure, her skin tone was about the same. Pretty sure the chick in the ad is black and this girl was definetly not although she was very tan. She was atleast 10 pounds heavier. She was still pretty hot and had bigger boobs so I was like yes please.She was dressed just like a cliche escort. Had a shourt jacket on and once she stepped inside took it off and was decked out in lingerie. Had the hooker wig, the shoes, makeup, and perfume. She comes in we make some very brief bullshit chitchat and get down to business. (She had said on the phone that she was 220 hr. for outcall and that she was full service. That is all she would tell me.) So Im like "this is my first time, Im not sure how this works, help me through this. She says "well, what are you looking for?"I was like this is what I want "I want an hour and I want 2 shots (orgasms). I want a bj first with orgasm, and then a 15 min break and then have sex. I figured if I was really gonna do this I might as well get my monies worth and go all the way. She was like "OK all that for $275". ... Ship it.She gives me a bj with a condom. I do my my business. It was a very good bj.We go smoke (she smoked so this was a plus) have some more bullshit chitchat. She was nice and cool and seemed pretty normal. I was surprised how normal she seemed. When I told her I play poker for a living she thougt it was so cool. Needless to say I did not ask her what she does.I smoke 2 cigs and smoke a bowl. I offer if she wants to smoke and she declines. Says she smokes but not while she works. Said she might call me if she needs a hookup. lol.So we finish smoking and shes like I'll be in the bedroom when your ready.I follow her in, and I wont tell you the details unless you ask, but we have sex in a couple of positions and I finish. We get up, make some more bullshit chitchat (tip here $25 for atoal of $300) and she's out the door. Tells me to call here again and it was "fun". I smoke a cig, take a hit, and soak in what just happenend. I then go take a shower. Like I said, it was and still is just so surreal and surprisingly easy. The whole process did not seem that "dirty" to me. I mean I didnt know what to expect but I expected it to seem "dirtly" but it didnt. It was understood that condoms would be used without question and that is was a just business transaction. She didnt seem like some crackwhore but more like a girl I could hangout with.Its just weird to me, that a girl can whore herself for a living and come across as being very normal.Anyway, I would say it was worth the money and more easy and streamlined than I expected. Dont know if Ill do it again but shit, it was so easy and convieniant. And she's gone!!!! That is the best part. No bullshit. No trying to pick her up at a bar. No buying her drinks or dinner. No ****ing relationship. Just hey give me a bj and sex and I never have to talk to you again. GG.Cliffnotes:... I went ahead and got a hooker after asking for adive here.... Here is her add ... http://dallas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/d...wAd?oid=2752637... I paid 300 for an hour which included "two shots"... She was fs so I got a BJ and sex.... Feel a little weird about but it was very surreal and pretty streamless.... If you have questions Ill do my best to answer, if there are any others who are considering doing the sameYou had better use the balm. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Did you get the girlfriend treatment ? Some whores won't kiss you or do extra positions(doggy). Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Blow jobs for justice, I say.When I imagine you in your lab, working on complex physics, this statement becomes even more hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 I say we should all go out and get hookers out of civil disobedience. It's a stupid law that needs to be brought down! What would Thoreau do? I'm going to a hooker to live deliberately, god damn it! Blow jobs for justice, I say.FCP meetup with hookers in NYC this weekend!!!Edit: At the science lab! We can make them wear lab coats and glasses and then take them off to reveal that they are actually sexy hookers instead of science nerds. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 sadjust so very sad.I need a shower just from reading that."judge not lest ye be judged" "let he who is without sin cast the first stone"this is my new autopilot for dealing with Christian condescension. You like? Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 "judge not lest ye be judged" "let he who is without sin cast the first stone"this is my new autopilot for dealing with Christian condescension. You like?Lame.Did I judge? or did I just say that story makes me want to take a shower?You're not good at this are you?Debate team? Naaaaa... lol Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Lame.Did I judge? or did I just say that story makes me want to take a shower?You're not good at this are you?Debate team? Naaaaa... lolyou sounded pretty judgmental. and saying something makes you want to take a shower......you think that means nothing? when someone says that it has only a couple possible meanings and most of them imply that whatever was just told to you is gross.and only losers are on the debate team. Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 [x] Legit story, would read again Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 you sounded pretty judgmental. and saying something makes you want to take a shower......you think that means nothing? when someone says that it has only a couple possible meanings and most of them imply that whatever was just told to you is gross.and only losers are on the debate team. True dat... but I would never judge someone for being on the debate team.Awwww... c'mon! That was funnyjust messin wit ya! lol Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 http://dallas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/b...wAd?oid=2760858=nsfw Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 http://dallas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/b...wAd?oid=2760858=nsfwBWAHAHAHHAAHAHAA! Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 We go smoke (she smoked so this was a plus) have some more bullshit chitchat. She was nice and cool and seemed pretty normal. I was surprised how normal she seemed. When I told her I play poker for a living she thougt it was so cool. Needless to say I did not ask her what she does. This is pretty good.you sounded pretty judgmental. and saying something makes you want to take a shower......you think that means nothing? when someone says that it has only a couple possible meanings and most of them imply that whatever was just told to you is gross.and only losers are on the debate team.I wouldn't try. Hollydouche is either an alter or the world's most dense individual, and a complete tool. Either way you lose when you engage him/her.I like your response to douchebag christians, too bad they'll never own up to being douchebags in the name of their faith. Link to post Share on other sites
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