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#1 SuitedAces21

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Posted 18 August 2018 - 09:33 AM

The following NBA championships have been corrected in Essay's Personal Record Book (EPRB):

In EPRB, the 1994 and 1995 NBA Championships are taken from Houston and awarded to Michael Jordan – not the Bulls, just Mike. The GOAT is now an 8 time champion. David Stern is also wiped from the records, he was never commissioner. I don't think this needs any explanation.

The 2004 NBA championship is taken from Detroit and the 2008 NBA championship is taken from the Celtics and both are awarded to Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson. If it wasn’t for Shaq in 2004 and soft ass Pau Gasol in 2008, Kobe would have 7. So that injustice is corrected, and in EPRB, Kobe is now a 7 time champion.

The 2013 NBA Champion, in EPRB, is the San Antonio Spurs. Accordingly, Lebron James (and the rest of his useless teammates) is stripped of the 2013 championship, and Tim Duncan is awarded said championship. It should be noted, however, that Greg Poppovich is not awarded a championship for the 2013 season (for terrible coaching).

After these adjustments, in EPRB, Tim Duncan is now a 6 time NBA champion – Congratulations Timmy! Lebron James is now a two-time NBA champion. Greg Poppovich stays at 5 championships.

The 2016 NBA Champion, in EPRB, is the Golden State Warriors. Accordingly, Lebron James (and the rest of the losers in Cleveland) is stripped of the 2016 championship. Everyone on the Warriors, except for Draymond “Nut Puncher” Green is awarded the championship for that season. Congratulations to Steph Curry and Klay Thompson, who are now 4 time NBA Champions.

Lebron James is now only a one time NBA champion, and, in a shocking development, EPRB researchers are currently reviewing the 2012 NBA finals for any necessary adjustments – so stay tuned for more on that.

Next we will be looking at 1990’s baseball, and you can expect EPRB to reflect more than one championship for the Braves.

View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 April 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Now that i've had a few drinks, I'm ready to admilt that the reason I dont post more is suited.

I hate every fiber of his being. He's awful and everything he writes is wrong, coupled with being annoying. Its uncanny how awful he is. If he was around when this thread was thriving, he would have killed it. Thankfully, he wasnt.

Maybe in the real world, he's not so awful (evidence says otherwise) but here, he makes me want to fight. Nobody makes me want to fight. Its beyond weird. I almost feel bad, but I dont

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Posted 18 August 2018 - 10:25 AM

In McGee's personal record book, this thread's title is McGee Presents Essay's Personal Record book, since this thread was my idea
"We are only wise in knowing that we know nothing"
-Socrates

"Dust. Wind. Dude."
-Ted Theodore Logan

"I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat,"
-Lebron James

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Posted 18 August 2018 - 10:29 AM

Also, I am not sure why you'd get rid of Stern, after he rigged the 2002 WCF for you, which the Kings won, in MPRB
"We are only wise in knowing that we know nothing"
-Socrates

"Dust. Wind. Dude."
-Ted Theodore Logan

"I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat,"
-Lebron James

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Posted 22 August 2018 - 07:40 PM

In Essay's Personal Record Book, Tom Cruise is a four time academy award winner. His first oscar would have been for Best Actor in 1992 for A Few Good Men - the award went to Pacino in some kind lifetime achievement recognition. Next up was his groundbreaking performance in 1996 in Jerry Maguire - the award was erroneously given to Geoffrey Rush in Shine (which is a disgrace). Next up was Tom's performance in Magnolia, which should have been awarded Best Supporting Actor in 1999 - the award was mistakenly given to Michael Caine for Cider House Rules (jesus with this travesty). His fourth win should have come in 2003 for his performance in THE LAST SAMURAI, where he was amazing.

Moreover, depending on how 2018 closes, he will be awarded his fifth oscar in EPRB for his perfect performance in Mission Impossible: Fallout.

View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 April 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Now that i've had a few drinks, I'm ready to admilt that the reason I dont post more is suited.

I hate every fiber of his being. He's awful and everything he writes is wrong, coupled with being annoying. Its uncanny how awful he is. If he was around when this thread was thriving, he would have killed it. Thankfully, he wasnt.

Maybe in the real world, he's not so awful (evidence says otherwise) but here, he makes me want to fight. Nobody makes me want to fight. Its beyond weird. I almost feel bad, but I dont

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Posted 22 August 2018 - 08:00 PM

Of all your crackpot, half baked hot takes, your outsized love of Last Samurai (which will be known hensforth as "Dances With Asians" in MPRB) is the most mind boggling
"We are only wise in knowing that we know nothing"
-Socrates

"Dust. Wind. Dude."
-Ted Theodore Logan

"I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat,"
-Lebron James

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Posted 22 August 2018 - 08:10 PM

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You and me, McGee, you and and me.

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Posted 22 August 2018 - 08:32 PM

I'll cosign Tom's Oscar for Magnolia. And you can bet your sweet bippy that Mickey Rourke got Best Actor for The Wrestler in MPRP
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Posted 23 August 2018 - 09:33 AM

View PostBigDMcGee, on 22 August 2018 - 08:32 PM, said:

Mickey Rourke got Best Actor for The Wrestler

It's actually pretty crazy that he didn't win. It's especially sad that Sean Penn won because of the subject of his film. The entire film you knew you were watching Sean Penn. Rourke WAS Randy the Ram.

That whole year was f-d up. Kate Winslet definitely shouldn't have beaten Melissa Leo in Frozen River, and In Bruges and Wall-e weren't even nominated for Best Picture. When both are easily better than any of the 5 movies that were.

They definitely got it right with Heath Ledger though. Wow.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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Posted 30 August 2018 - 08:48 PM

Iím Essayís Personal Record Book, Elisabeth Shue won the Oscar in 1995 for Leaving Las Vegas. She was amazing, and made Susan Sarandonís performance in the Dead Man Wlakimg look like amateur hour.

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Posted 30 August 2018 - 11:13 PM

You ever actually watched Dead man walking? Because I sure have not.
"We are only wise in knowing that we know nothing"
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"Dust. Wind. Dude."
-Ted Theodore Logan

"I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat,"
-Lebron James

#11 SuitedAces21

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Posted 31 August 2018 - 06:20 AM

i watched it in the 90's.

View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 April 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Now that i've had a few drinks, I'm ready to admilt that the reason I dont post more is suited.

I hate every fiber of his being. He's awful and everything he writes is wrong, coupled with being annoying. Its uncanny how awful he is. If he was around when this thread was thriving, he would have killed it. Thankfully, he wasnt.

Maybe in the real world, he's not so awful (evidence says otherwise) but here, he makes me want to fight. Nobody makes me want to fight. Its beyond weird. I almost feel bad, but I dont

#12 brvheart

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Posted 31 August 2018 - 06:03 PM

I didn't see it.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.




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