PimpRock 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 They do say men think about sex every five minutes? So what a bout poker? How often do you think about poker? Im thinking every fifteen minutes or so and Im not sure how sick I am compared to most of you. Exceptions may be during golf, video games and sex (usually). Link to post Share on other sites
Governator 54 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Uhm I dont know.. but I was hoping this thread was a solution for combining the two.tis a shame. Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Uhm I dont know.. but I was hoping this thread was a solution for combining the two.tis a shame.oh, there's a way....there's definitely a way.... Link to post Share on other sites
PimpRock 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 Either get a woman who loves going down or bring your laoptop to bed. I have tried both with little (read NO) success. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Uhm I dont know.. but I was hoping this thread was a solution for combining the two.tis a shame.oh, there's a way....there's definitely a way....Strip poker....duh Link to post Share on other sites
caphair 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 strip poker has led to sex, but never combined. if i could clean the pipes while taking down the 1-2 game, that would be amazing. Link to post Share on other sites
MarionSauce 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Wouldn't it be - EV to have sex and play at the same time? I mean, it is possible to make the right decisions for one table, but it might be an insult to the female if you could 12-table perfectly while doing her. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 strip poker has led to sex, but never combined. if i could clean the pipes while taking down the 1-2 game, that would be amazing.Not true. Incorporate sex into the game. Once a player runs out of clothes (checks), you have to perform dares. I.E. oral, make out with the other girl, nipple lick. Fucking amatuers Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Wouldn't it be - EV to have sex and play at the same time? I mean' date=' it is possible to make the right decisions for one table, but it might be an insult to the female if you could 12-table perfectly while doing her.[/quote']I think I would actually be impressed :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
caphair 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Wouldn't it be - EV to have sex and play at the same time? I mean, it is possible to make the right decisions for one table, but it might be an insult to the female if you could 12-table perfectly while doing her.say something like you had a hard day at work/school and let them do the work. if george costanza can eat sub sandwiches and watch tv during sex, we can play poker damnit. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Wouldn't it be - EV to have sex and play at the same time? I mean' date=' it is possible to make the right decisions for one table' date=' [b']but it might be an insult to the female if you could 12-table perfectly while doing her.[/[/b]quote']I think I would actually be impressed :shock:Well, you are from fucking Idaho. I'm sure it doesn't take much to impress you. Something shiny probably works. JK, Love ya Link to post Share on other sites
majorleag 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Wouldn't it be - EV to have sex and play at the same time? I mean' date=' it is possible to make the right decisions for one table' date=' [b']but it might be an insult to the female if you could 12-table perfectly while doing her.[/[/b]quote']I think I would actually be impressed :shock:Yikes! Sorry too many great visuals, Yikes is all I got right now! :twisted: Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Wouldn't it be - EV to have sex and play at the same time? I mean' date=' it is possible to make the right decisions for one table' date=' [b']but it might be an insult to the female if you could 12-table perfectly while doing her.[/[/b]quote']I think I would actually be impressed :shock:Well' date=' you are from f[i'][/i]ucking Idaho. I'm sure it doesn't take much to impress you. Something shiny probably works. JK, Love yaHe makes a valid argument! Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Wouldn't it be - EV to have sex and play at the same time? I mean' date=' it is possible to make the right decisions for one table' date=' [b']but it might be an insult to the female if you could 12-table perfectly while doing her.[/[/b]quote']I think I would actually be impressed :shock:Well' date=' you are from f[i'][/i]ucking Idaho. I'm sure it doesn't take much to impress you. Something shiny probably works. JK, Love yaOohh...SHINY.....pretty..... Link to post Share on other sites
majorleag 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Wouldn't it be - EV to have sex and play at the same time? I mean' date=' it is possible to make the right decisions for one table' date=' [b']but it might be an insult to the female if you could 12-table perfectly while doing her.[/[/b]quote']I think I would actually be impressed :shock:Well' date=' you are from f[i'][/i]ucking Idaho. I'm sure it doesn't take much to impress you. Something shiny probably works. JK, Love yaOohh...SHINY.....pretty.....Okay step away from the penny, slowly, slowly, that's it. Link to post Share on other sites
the red bull 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 You can always get a girl with some sort of weird gambling fetish. :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 You can always get a girl with some sort of weird gambling fetish. :wink:(raises hand) Link to post Share on other sites
cursive34 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 kinda sad if you think about poker every 15 minutes Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 kinda sad if you think about poker every 15 minutesNot enough or too much? I mean, agree with you. Either way, I agree. I think. Link to post Share on other sites
cursive34 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 kinda sad if you think about poker every 15 minutesNot enough or too much? I mean, agree with you. Either way, I agree. I think.definetly too much. and hes defiently not thinking about sex enough. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I just jerked off on a deck of cards. The ace of spades actually, in honor of Norman Chad. I have officially combined poker and sex. Link to post Share on other sites
the red bull 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I just jerked off on a deck of cards. The ace of spades actually, in honor of Norman Chad. I have officially combined poker and sex. :clap: :clap: :clap: Bravo. You are a true hero in today's world. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I occasionally dry hump my computer when I win a big hand.Does that count? Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I occasionally dry hump my computer when I win a big hand.Does that count?Sorry..doesn't count if you are alone. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I occasionally dry hump my computer when I win a big hand.Does that count?Sorry..doesn't count if you are alone.Oh, my girlfriend is in the room with me...she likes to watch. Link to post Share on other sites
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