goose 0 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 So tonight I’m sitting at the bar with a pint of Blackdraft talking to some of my Dawgs when this real Canadian Gothic chick walks in - a real hard to miss type chick. She struck me as a bit of a Dirty Trix, and from the way she smiled at the girl bartender I thought she might have been a bit of a Rug Rat, but even decked out in her all-black clothing she was still one Smokin T-Bird. But I’m just minding my own business at the bar when out or nowhere she strolls right up to me and says she’s heard I’m a real Legend Killer. I stare back at her hard and tell her “yeah, I’ve been known to get a little Shootloose in my time”. Then from the jukebox in the back corner some sissy Mustang Sally song starts blasting, and she asks if I can dance. I tell her I’m no Screaming Eagle on the dance floor, but I can probably keep up with her Gruven.Well right after I said this she goes absolutely Swackers, and starts trying to Ravag with me right in front of the entire friggin bar. I wondered if maybe she’d been hooked up with some of that Purple Haze stuff by the PKDealer in the corner, but I didn’t really have time to think about it because her Greaseball boyfriend stepped into the bar just as she was starting to get familiar with my Big M, if you follow what I'm saying. Well my Purple Heart started racing pretty quickly, and I bolted like I’d seen the Ghosts of Elvis. He saw me go out the back though, and shot after me like a Cheap Thief after a penny down the gutter. Luckily I found an Ingmen at the corner and turned around, pointing it at him.“What the ****’s an Ingmen?” he asked.“No idea, but it’s got Nash and Sedin” I replied. That was enough for him, and he left me alone after that.It was kind of a strange night, but not as weird as the time I got Blindsided by some Lost Cause Ottawa Biatch while walking down Broadway (which isn’t a four lane street like most people think, it’s only Tulane) on my way to the Altona Maroons game. That’s another story altogether, however. Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Yes! I was mentioned!lol, good stuff Nate. Link to post Share on other sites
doox 15 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 I wasn't, but that's the problem with a name like doox and a relatively low post count Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Nicely played Nate. Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 lol, that was awesome...lol Link to post Share on other sites
rinswun 6 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 heh, great stuff nate. respect for repping the FCHL! Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Damn, I still don't know what a ravag is. Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 that was pretty funny..when is the movie coming out? Link to post Share on other sites
gruven 530 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Damn, I still don't know what a ravag is. It's what serge uses when he gets his period.... Link to post Share on other sites
sleuthis 0 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Damn, I still don't know what a ravag is.RAVAGR obertAVAG lecoffnot sure what the middle 3 letters are for Link to post Share on other sites
Babying 613 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 The question still remains "What is an Ingmen"? Nice work Nate. Link to post Share on other sites
Red Raven 0 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 And why do the Red Ravens not get any respect in this post? You used both Purple Hearts and Purple Haze, while I am in the conference finals and don't even get mentioned!!!That's it, from now on no more trades with you. Link to post Share on other sites
goose 0 Posted March 13, 2007 Author Share Posted March 13, 2007 And why do the Red Ravens not get any respect in this post? You used both Purple Hearts and Purple Haze, while I am in the conference finals and don't even get mentioned!!!That's it, from now on no more trades with you. Well you didn't respond to the last five or six msn's I sent in the weeks leading up to the trade deadline, so it's kind of like telling the man with no arms you'll refuse to shake his hand.That said, I didn't notice/intend to forget the Ravens. Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Well you didn't respond to the last five or six msn's I sent in the weeks leading up to the trade deadline, so it's kind of like telling the man with no arms you'll refuse to shake his hand.That said, I didn't notice/intend to forget the Ravens.How can you not notice him..I believe if I am not mistaken he is the tallest owner we have. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 I love it!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Babying 613 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 How can you not notice him..I believe if I am not mistaken he is the tallest owner we have.Who would be the shortest? Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Who would be the shortest?I would think it has to be Elliott...Elliott is borderline jockey height Link to post Share on other sites
Swacker Dave 89 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 I would think it has to be Elliott...Elliott is borderline jockey heightI think he's the one owner who I actually used his likeness in his team Logo! Link to post Share on other sites
DanielNegreanu 141 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Excellent Work Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Ever notice how goth chicks come in 2 types only. They are either ultra hot or ugly as sin no 6's or 7's. They are also ultra fat or ultra skinny no medium built goth chicks either. Iam on the hunt for 130 lb goth chick that looks like a 6.5. Link to post Share on other sites
goose 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 Ever notice how goth chicks come in 2 types only. They are either ultra hot or ugly as sin no 6's or 7's. They are also ultra fat or ultra skinny no medium built goth chicks either. Iam on the hunt for 130 lb goth chick that looks like a 6.5.Regardless of whether you're serious or joking that was a creepy post. Link to post Share on other sites
TheDaveyG 6 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 heh, great stuff nate. respect for repping the FCHL! Funny read, I wish I could come up with that kind of stuff. I didn't get mentioned. Maybe I need to come up with a better team name. Link to post Share on other sites
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