omg this is funny

[dna4ever 2]

Steve did like he always does; kissing his wife, crawling into bed andfalling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly mandressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed. "What the hell areyou doing in my bedroom?...and who are you?" he asked. "This is not yourbedroom the man replied, "I am St. Peter and you are in heaven." WHAT!!?Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die... I'm too young saidSteve. "If I'm dead, I want you to send me back immediately." "It's notthat easy", said St. Peter. You can only return as a dog or a hen. Youcan choose on your own. Steve thought about it for a while and figuredout that being a dog is too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice andrelaxed life. Running around with a rooster can't be that bad. "I wantto return as a hen" Steve replied. And in the next second, he foundhimself in a chicken run, really nicely feathered. But now he felt likehis rear end was gonna blow.... then along came the rooster. "Hey, youmust be the new hen on the farm, he said" "How does it feel?" Well, it'sO.K. I guess, but it feels like my rear end is blowing up. "Oh that!"said the rooster. That's only the ovulation going on. Have you neverlaid an egg before? "No, how do I do that?" Steve asked. "Cluck twiceand then you push all you can." Steve clucked twice and pushed more thanhe was good for and then "Plop" an egg was on the ground. "Wow" Stevesaid "that felt really good!" So he clucked again and squeezed. And youbetter believe that there was yet another egg on the ground. The thirdtime he clucked, he heard his wife shout: "Steve, for Christ's sake,wake up!!! You're shi'ttin' all over the bed!"