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#236921 Essay21

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 10:03 AM

Who has weekend plans? I'm gonna hit the casino. Gotta pick up a Father's Day gift too. Lunch wit pops on Sunday.

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 10:07 AM

Got a haircut tomorrow afternoon. Might be playing golf tomorrow as well. Nothing else as of now.

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 10:10 AM

The nuggets and warriors are playing a preseason game in Des Moines in October. Will also be trying to get tickets to that.

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 10:24 AM

That's not a very exciting weekend. Although I need a hair cut too.

I have no idea what to get my old man for Father's Day. I mean he has no hobbies or fashion sense or style or anything really.

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 10:27 AM

Flip hole or apple product.
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Posted 13 June 2014 - 10:35 AM

View PostEssay21, on 13 June 2014 - 10:24 AM, said:

That's not a very exciting weekend. Although I need a hair cut too.

I have no idea what to get my old man for Father's Day. I mean he has no hobbies or fashion sense or style or anything really.

College sports apparel or memorabilia?
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Posted 13 June 2014 - 10:44 AM

View PostEssay21, on 13 June 2014 - 10:03 AM, said:

Who has weekend plans? I'm gonna hit the casino. Gotta pick up a Father's Day gift too. Lunch wit pops on Sunday.

No Father's Day plans or gift obligations, as my father hates gifts and attention.

I bought several hundred dollars worth of salmon and sword fish, and will be watching World Cup matches while it's prepared for me to consume.


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Posted 13 June 2014 - 10:49 AM

View PostDavid_Sklansky, on 13 June 2014 - 10:35 AM, said:



College sports apparel or memorabilia?

Yeah basically. He loves the red birds so I'll probably pick him up something cardinals.



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Posted 13 June 2014 - 10:55 AM

Nah, I'm excited to have no plans. Haven't had any time for myself on the weekends for weeks now and won't again until August.

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 10:57 AM

Man, I'm so glad my one friend with kids is praying for me. My life sucks trying to buy tickets to a concert half way across the country on a whim. Buying $70 masturbation aids. Just awful. Please keep praying for me that I may someday know this isn't real happiness.

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 11:05 AM

I almost want a kid just as a status symbol. Like, just a proper private school and out of state tuition for college will cost like a million dollars for one kid.


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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:01 PM

View PostNapa Lite, on 13 June 2014 - 10:55 AM, said:

Nah, I'm excited to have no plans. Haven't had any time for myself on the weekends for weeks now and won't again until August.

Look at this guy. Man about town.

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:35 PM

Not sure what's up for the weekend quite yet. Took the truck into the mechanic this morning to get the A/C fixed. Hoping that's less than a rent payment.

Other than that I will more than likely be visiting the poker room tomorrow. Not sure about Sunday/Fathers Day yet either. Take it as it comes I guess.

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Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


#236934 Napa Lite

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 12:52 PM

What can I say, people want to be in my company and who am I to deny them? I don't get it, but I'll play ball.

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 02:06 PM

Tilty - just get a beej to completion. It's Father's Day. Then go play poker. Work it for all it's worth.


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Posted 13 June 2014 - 02:31 PM

I always wanted to be one of those angry sports parents. I think adopting an Asian kid is good for that.

Hate this weather rains every five minutes then stops, not good for golfin not good for anything.

This is my first rodeo

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 02:39 PM

Yeah, we are getting showers every afternoon. Played 11 Saturday, until rain came at 5:45. Played 18 Sunday but had to play at 1:15-4:15. Holy fcking hot. We almost died.

Wife bought me a green repair/ball marker took (like I'll need it) two gloves and some fancy orange tees for my bday. I bought some new balls and cleaned out the bag. I'm ready to play. Her parents course is sweet but is set up with woods on either side of most fairways. You miss, ball is gone. Our other local course is links style and you can spray some shots and find the ball. Option 2 works for me right now
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Posted 13 June 2014 - 02:51 PM

I have orange tees they're plastic or something and they almost never break, love em. It's supposed to be nice Sunday mabes I'll head out for a few.
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Posted 13 June 2014 - 03:03 PM

The wife uses these pink/rose colored Nike balls and when paired with a lime green tee, it's quite beautiful.

Wait, what?
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Posted 13 June 2014 - 03:05 PM

Oh that just sounds lovely.
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