I Called In Sick Today

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

Not only did it happen today, it happens every single time I work out, from march until about now.

 

you're suspect, mcgee. if i wasn't lazy i'd go find that post you made about lying about everything. so no, i don't believe you leave the gym barefoot every night. i'm not buying it. it doesn't happen, and i refuse to believe anyone would be so brazenly disgusting in the great state of nebraska. bob devaney is rolling over in his grave at you right now.

 

on that note, today is the day. first win the frost era. first win of 200 wins as head coach. BOOK THAT.

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

You're thinking of Scram. I always keep it 100

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

You're thinking of Scram. I always keep it 100

 

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

Okay, as Max Kellerman says, I keep it 90. You gotta give yourself some wiggle room. And if I'm completely honest, no, I did not go to chipotle without shoes. I've been to that trash establishment once in my life, and I was wearing shoes, but I wish I hadn't been. I do, how ever, walk out of the gym sans shoes. every single chance I can.

[Essay21 2,385]

okay now you’ve gone to far. all jokes aside, i need a firm commitment from you that chipotle is awesome.

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

There is no circumstance I would ever go to chipotle, if a burrito made by actual mexicans, (or white hippies) was an option. Basically, I'd have to be in an airport, with very poor food options indeed.

[hank213 1,823]

you're suspect, mcgee. if i wasn't lazy i'd go find that post you made about lying about everything. so no, i don't believe you leave the gym barefoot every night. i'm not buying it. it doesn't happen, and i refuse to believe anyone would be so brazenly disgusting in the great state of nebraska. bob devaney is rolling over in his grave at you right now.

 

on that note, today is the day. first win the frost era. first win of 200 wins as head coach. BOOK THAT.

 

they're unraveling. 22 unanswered ffs

 

--edit

apparently me bitching was all it took lol

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

[CobaltBlue 662]

The only time I go to Chipotle is when someone invites me. There's actually not one very far from where I work, but I prefer Tijuana Flats for my "Mexican" food.

[Essay21 2,385]

i won’t abide chipotle slander from a group of freedom hating communists. get with america, eat at chipotle.

[David_Sklansky 1,903]

i find it unacceptable that open toe sandals are legal. disgusting people and their disgusting feet in plain sight, haunting me while i eat my chipotle. have some class, put on a pair of socks and sneakers.

 

Respectability politics are the domain of the middle class. What you have to repress and learn to despise, the poor and the rich flaunt openly. Guys like Dan Bilzerian and I wear sandals all the time.

 

It boggles my mind that adults would pay $6 or whatever it is for Chipotle. I want to call you all racists, but I honestly don't even think it's about racism. I assume Brvy is a racist, but he also has taste, and can see past ethnic terror and embrace a colonial outlook that values the exploitation of near and distant cultures for their exotic culinary treasures, without puking them into Mexican pizza. It's not racism that's ruining your diet, it's whiteness.

 

feet aren't sexual and there's no reason for them to be covered up. Should I wear opera gloves are all times, too?

 

"Bare feet + opera gloves" is a query I have bookmarked.

[Essay21 2,385]

next you’re gonna tell me olive garden isn’t real italian food.

[David_Sklansky 1,903]

In a lot of ways, I think the idea of a "cultural melting pot" is a stupid and overrated concept. The obvious political reason is that what it actually ends up being tends to be sort of selected by a ruling cultural class. But I actually find it off-putting for reasons much more agreeable to classical colonial sensibilities. The word "creole" has had a lot of different ethnic meanings, confusingly from mostly similar time periods in the same regions. But my favorite usage was as a sort of pejorative for New World-born, middle class colonialists and their vapid, shallow grab bag of surface-deep appropriation. In this usage, the creole were ethnically tainted white people for whom money couldn't buy class, and their taste was said to be "creole."

 

There are so many actual Latinos out there making delicious Latin food all across this country, and you low-born creole would wait in line for salt-encrusted half-raw dough and microwaved lasagna. I don't dread white-lead cultural synthesis because I think it's unfair to minorities, I dread it because I know you'll **** it up and choose Olive Garden. You know I love you SA, but if you want to be classy, if you want to live that BMW Lifestyle, you're going to need to tighten up and start eating at real restaurants.

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

Some goddamned time, a man's due to stop arguin' with hisself, feelin' he's twice the goddamned fool he knows he is, because he can't be something he tries to be every goddamned day without once getting to dinnertime and not ****ing it up. I don't wanna fight it no more. Understand me Dutch? And I don't want you pissing in my ear about it. Can you let me go to hell the way I want to?"

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

The white man bears chipotle's weight around his neck like a ****ing albatross. And yet people still ask, why is he still bent over, and why can he barely ****ing walk?

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

chipotle is the only good thing in my life. enjoying some right now in fact.

[Essay21 2,385]

what’s with the proliferation of scooters in downtown KC? these d bags are every where, scootering instead of walking as though kc is some vast metropolis. it’s annoying, and, quite frankly, i think it’s morally wrong.

[Essay21 2,385]

anyone have big halloween plans? i think i was dressing up this year, i mean if i had any friends or anyplace to go, i’d go as the Rock from 1991. classic jeans, black turtleneck, gold chain over the turtleneck, and a fanny pack. i think it would be a good look without trying to hard.

[Napa_Don 688]

what’s with the proliferation of scooters in downtown KC? these d bags are every where, scootering instead of walking as though kc is some vast metropolis. it’s annoying, and, quite frankly, i think it’s morally wrong.

 

Downtown for a hockey game and my buddy rented me one to try and the damn things battery was dead. I hate them because there strategy was “just dump these fvckers all over the city laws be damned and then hope people like them enough to where the city doesn’t want them going away. There’s two or three between bikes and scooters now.

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

i knew napa don was a classy guy who would agree with me on this one. i'm sure dutch will come in waxing poetic about the plight of the proletariat on some quest for nobility, but in my mind, the scooters are a menace to society, and i'm going to continue to be annoyed by them.

[David_Sklansky 1,903]

I'm not trying to force an education on anyone, and I've never been on one of those scooters. I will say though, if you have no friends and no one loves you on a romantic level, it might be because you hate everything that's fun, bought the smallest BMW engine you could find, and never eat at cool or interesting restaurants. It's not too late to Win, you just have to believe in yourselves.

[Essay21 2,385]

It’s hard to stop hating everything. I’ve tried, but I just don’t enjoy things, places, or people.

[brvheart 1,752]

I know I'm late on this, but the only time I would eat at Chipotle is if the only two options are Chipotle or Subway. In fact, if that was the case, I would have to been reallllly hungry to even decide to eat.

 

 

 

It boggles my mind that adults would pay $6 or whatever it is for Chipotle. I want to call you all racists, but I honestly don't even think it's about racism. I assume Brvy is a racist, but he also has taste, and can see past ethnic terror and embrace a colonial outlook that values the exploitation of near and distant cultures for their exotic culinary treasures, without puking them into Mexican pizza. It's not racism that's ruining your diet, it's whiteness.

 

You're way off, Dutch. I love me some minorities.

 

Funny story, I was at a party the other day and was talking to a guy about my daughter's inkober drawings (she's going to school for graphic design and art education). I told him that he had to check out the ink drawing of a black kid that she did. But right when I said that the room just happened to go silent and there was a black dude very near me. I semi-doubled down, but I was sad that I didn't choose "African American". The black dude is a friend, but more like an acquaintance than a close friend and he's not the kind of dude to smooth out possible awkwardness, because he's mildly socially awkward. I was especially sad at the possibility of upsetting his nearby white wife.

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

I know I'm late on this, but the only time I would eat at Chipotle is if the only two options are Chipotle or Subway. In fact, if that was the case, I would have to been reallllly hungry to even decide to eat.

 

 

 

 

 

You're way off, Dutch. I love me some minorities.

 

Funny story, I was at a party the other day and was talking to a guy about my daughter's inkober drawings (she's going to school for graphic design and art education). I told him that he had to check out the ink drawing of a black kid that she did. But right when I said that the room just happened to go silent and there was a black dude very near me. I semi-doubled down, but I was sad that I didn't choose "African American". The black dude is a friend, but more like an acquaintance than a close friend and he's not the kind of dude to smooth out possible awkwardness, because he's mildly socially awkward. I was especially sad at the possibility of upsetting his nearby white wife.

 

 

I don't want to speak for black people, but as far as I know, calling a black person a black person isn't considered a slur. You're fine.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

And there you have it, finality on a race issue from, what I’m assuming, is a nearly translucent white person from shitsville Nebraska